[MUSIC PLAYING]
If you've been watching the show,
you know we occasionally check in with Instagram
Celebrity Bigtime Tommie.
Yes.
Here is his latest inspirational video.
How you doing, Instagram.
It's Bigtime Tommie.
You know when you're considered old school?
When you're blowing the leaves in the dirt out of the driveway
every 15 minutes.
Vinny, my cigar!
[LAUGHTER]
Give it up for that national hero right there, right?
Commander Gabagool, I love this guy.
So we love Bigtime Tommie so much
that we headed out to Long Island
to see him in his natural habitat.
What's going on, fellows?
Oh.
Welcome to the hood.
Hey.
What's up, cuzzy?
What's going on, guys?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
I heard it was a party every time out here,
so we had to come check it out for ourselves.
All day, every day.
Strong island.
Welcome to strong island.
So what's a typical day like for you guys?
You're looking at it.
Yeah.
Driveway, little sun, some music.
Are you guys in the mood for food today?
- Oh hell yeah. - Oh hell yeah.
We do-- [CAR HORN]
- Yo, we doing it-- - Oh, what's up, pal?
What are you doing? - We're doing it all.
Oh.
Hey!
Gentlemen, I know that you guys always talk about me
smoking baby dicks, but--
Baby dicks.
--I got a smaller one for you guys.
Hey!
Hey, look at this.
Do you guys know how to smoke cigars?
I mean, I know how to break them open and, you know--
Yeah.
--repurpose them.
What kind of a question is that?
You asked the guys if they know how to smoke a cigar.
Oh yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Is he all right?
I'm not.
[COUGHING]
Oh man.
Pass me a Becks from that--
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, man.
Thank you.
[SMASH]
Oh.
That was it.
Oh, you just-- oh--
I just dropped it.
I thought we were reckless.
All right, can we hear some tunes?
Absolute-- can we hear tunes?
Can we get blessed by the audio god--
MERO: You know what I'm saying?
DESUS: --DJ Vinny Dice?
I want to feel like I'm having sex with a 40-year-old
Puerto Rican woman.
There's nothing like a Latino woman.
[LAUGHTER]
Got to love it!
All right, you guys ain't seen nothing yet.
This is how we do it.
We take it back old school, baby.
You ain't seen shit yet.
ANNOUNCER: Mixing up the best in freestyle, DJ Vinny Dice.
What's it like when Tommy and Vinny walk
into an establishment out here?
They see us and they know it's on.
They know something's going down.
They know there's going to be excitement and chaos.
Vinny Dice will make you move your feet.
You guys like protein?
DESUS: Sure, why not? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whole shell and everything?
Shell and all. Ready?
Salud.
DESUS: Think about those Showtime checks, baby.
You fucked up!
There goes the driveway.
ANNOUNCER: Keeping old school alive.
[HORN HONKING]
[SHOUTING]
It's DJ Vinny Dice.
Kiss the ring.
Keeping it old school.
OS for life.
You know how we do!
OS for life Vinny Dice.
After we finish up getting a little color,
then we're going to take you to one of our favorite places
we like to go out and eat.
First we've got to do a little cruise.
Got to cruise.
I really don't like to cruise on an empty stomach,
but we'll cruise first.
How about we build up our appetite?
Good idea.
All right.
ANNOUNCER: Voted number-one DJ on Long Island.
So if you guys had regular jobs, what would their jobs be?
Oh shit, I never really thought about it.
I never even actually thought of that.
Yeah, I never thought about that one.
I never even thought of that.
ANNOUNCER: DJ Vinny Dice.
VINNY: You guys got good appetites?
MERO: I've got a great appetite.
TOMMIE: Get ready.
Hey.
Oh, nice.
Now, you see, Vinny Dice likes--
and they remembered.
I like my calamari with chili.
I always raw dog the first piece to see how--
what the seasoning.
To be fair, you always raw dog everything.
- That's right. - That's why you got four kids.
That's true. That's true.
I was an athlete my whole entire life.
I was scouted by the Pirates.
I was scouted by the Mets.
Yeah, I don't take naps at all.
I've never taken a nap.
Never?
TOMMIE: Never.
Fuck the never-ending breadsticks.
Take the salad, shove it up your ass.
I've never been to Italy before.
I can't really do more than three hours on a plane.
I love cannolis.
I actually make delicious meatballs.
My heart rate's 120 over 66, and it's probably due to the 27
vitamins I take a day.
Is that what's keeping you from getting
salmonella from all those fucking raw eggs?
Probably.
And how about this?
I don't get sick either.
And I got ran over by a car in Florida.
I bodyguarded Beyonce.
Maybe she'll remember me.
Maybe she won't.
She ain't going to remember you, cuz.
But-- but-- yeah, listen.
Everybody remembers Bigtime Tommie.
Bigtime Tommie knows Beyonce.
We're done here.
That's facts, bro.
That's facts.
DESUS: Listen, we are newly fresh-blooded Italians.
On the count of three, can we get a take it ease?
One, two, three.
Take it ease!
Wow.