- Boom.
What is your favorite sex position?
- Probably on top, for sure.
- Wahoo!
- I'm Maggie.
- Hi Maggie.
I'm Bernard.
Never.
- No, never.
I'm usually, like, feel like I do a
thorough screening process before I go out with people.
- Really?
- Yeah, for sure.
- You like to hold a detective scene and all that?
- You know, men can be--
- What?
- Weird.
(laughs)
- So I'm always, like, trying to figure
out a little bit before I put myself
in a situation with them.
I love her.
She's a great friend.
- Oh.
Is your friend here watching us right now?
- Yeah she's on the couch.
- Oh, hi friend.
(laughs)
- Is he okay?
(laughs)
Would I think so?
Cool.
- Hey, your friend is dope.
Let's go.
Here we go.
So it says am I attractive?
You can only use your sense of touch to decide.
- Okay, is that okay with you?
- I am extremely okay with that.
- Okay, my hands are really cold, like all the time.
- My face is very hot.
(laughs)
- Okay.
You have scruff.
Cool.
You have big hands.
You're wearing like a nice shirt.
Cute.
(laughs)
Way you dress.
- What do you think my race is?
- I think you're black.
- You are--
I am not going to.
(laughs)
I think that you are caucasian.
- Yeah.
Oh wait.
(laughs)
- She is white.
- Okay, what's your best pick up line?
Try to pick me up right now.
- Hey, how you doin'?
- I'm fine thanks.
How are you?
- I'm doing amazing.
I mean, honestly, this just might sound kind of weird,
but if you were a booger I'd pick you first.
- Wow.
(laughs)
Let's go.
- Let's go.
Boom.
What is your favorite sex position?
(laughs)
- My favorite ...
Probably on top, for sure.
- Wahoo!
- Because I know how to, like, do things that feel good
for myself and likely for the other person.
So, I'm like, this is efficient and feels amazing.
(laughs)
And what about you?
- I'm a pretty fit dude.
I'm a big fan of picking you up.
Yeah.
- Cool, nice.
- Pick someone up.
Yeah, yeah.
- [Both] Cheers.
- Taking her down.
What would you rank yourself on a scale
from one to ten on attractiveness?
- Oh, I hate this.
(laughs)
Um, I don't think I'm that bad looking.
- Word.
It's okay.
- How about 7.8.
- 7.8 is good.
- Yeah.
What about you?
- Um, I'd give myself a soft 8.
- Okay, yeah.
Like a 7.8.
- Yeah, yeah.
Like a hard 7.
(laughs)
- It's okay.
So now it's my turn?
Okay.
When was the last time you masturbated?
- This morning.
- Nice.
- Some days you wanna go in.
When was the last time you masturbated?
- Two nights ago it was.
- How often would you say you do?
- Two or three times a week.
- Okay, yeah.
- I feel like now this is weird
'cause Kate's hearing it now.
I'm like, now she's gonna know when I masturbate.
(laughs)
- What are your deal breakers for a relationship?
- Alcoholism, bad politics, and treating people poorly,
and not thinking outside of yourself.
- So what about someone who says their name
while they're having sex?
- Like their own name?
- Yeah.
What if they say their own name?
(laughs)
Like, for example, say if midway I'm just doing
what I do best.
Right?
- For sure.
- And then I'm just like, Bernard's doing a great job, huh?
- Oh my God.
(laughs)
- You know, just for that extra confirmation.
- Um, depends how great you're doing.
- Okay.
(laughs)
So you're open to it?
Alright.
- Yeah, we can see how that goes.
- Can't really argue that.
I'm cool with that.
Yo, this ...
(laughs)
this one's good.
You ready for this?
- Yeah, I'm excited.
- Alright, here we go.
Will you make out with me for one minute?
- Oh.
(laughs)
I would consider a peck.
I would do a peck.
Yeah.
A peck is chill.
- Let's get it right back.
- Oh, we lost it.
- Got it.
How were my lips?
- Not chapped.
So that's good.
- That's very good.
- You moisturize.
- For sure.
Uh, question is ...
Do you want kids?
- I am very stressed out about the climate of the earth
and don't know if we need to be, like, making more children
when there's so many children that need to be adopted.
How do you feel about that?
- How do I feel?
I actually have a son.
He's a year and seven months.
So does that skew your view of me now
knowing that I have a son?
- No, I really love kids and I like hanging out with them.
So I think that's great.
Before we take our blindfolds off,
would you go out on a second date with me?
- Yeah, I'd be down.
Would you?
- Go on a date with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I mean, that's--
- That's honestly kind of a bonus.
- I have a kid.
- Now?
- Count of three?
What up?
- What's up?
How's it going?
- It's going good.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- Cool.
Nice shirt, it's really cute.
- Thank you very much.
I'm feeling your shirt.
I'm feeling the tattoos.
I'm feeling all this too.
- Cool, thanks.
- I like it.
Cool.
Honestly, it's great seeing your face.
- Cool, yeah.
- Match the voice to the face.
- Hell yeah.
What physical feature of mine are you most attracted to?
- Yeah, uh, your eyes.
- Yeah.
- Hundred percent.
- Cool.
- Yeah, for sure.
They're very confident and relaxed.
- That could just be the whiskey.
- I mean, it could be.
I actually liked it.
I think the experience was pretty cool.
Just not being able to see a person and just hear them.
I wasn't really focused on what she looked like,
I was just focused on what she was gonna say next.
- Yeah, you know, as a nervous person,
it's almost easier to, like, not see anything
and just be like cool, I'm just talking.
It's like I don't have to think about anything else.
Cool.
- Yeah, we should exchange numbers.
Let me go ahead and hand you my phone.
- Okay cool.
That's gonna give me a missed call.
- Oh yeah, I'm calling you right now.
This is great.
- Thanks.