Oh yeah! Hype me up! [bleep] Let's go!
[laughter]
-[laughter] -Kendall on set, we're rolling.
Hey, guys, it's Kendall.
[humming]
[laughing]
Hey, guys, it's Brooke.
Did I do it right?
Hey, everyone! I'm JoJo.
Hello!
Hi, guys, it's Kalani.
[laughing]
And we're looking back at Abby.
[vibrant music playing]
Abby Lee Miller is very funny,
and that's undeniable.
-[making buzzer sound] -She's a character.
-No. -She's nuts.
-[wild scream] -And she's a little mean.
Those legs are about as straight as Elton John.
She's just cuckoo.
[laughing]
She's silly, but like, you love her.
Swaggy Lee is in the house!
-Oh my God. -Okay!
You've never seen "Moms Better Have My Money"?
[dramatic music intensifying]
[both] Moms better have my money!
And we were like...
Then Jill was like, "What money?"
I don't have her money.
Swaggy Lee is in the house!
-Oh my God. -Okay!
-What are you doing? -Get off my back!
Oh my God. I was like, no [bleep] way this is real.
[Abby]
The ALDC is in da house!
My people said it was hip hop week.
She did not just go there.
Okay!
She comes in with a sideways hat,
she has like a chain on.
She's wearing like hot pink and yellow,
but that's like normal for her.
She wears the ugliest things.
What?!
You clearly don't watch all the TikToks.
Moms better have my money!
♪ Uh, don't need to trip ♪
-I don't have her money. -Swaggy Lee is in the house!
"Moms Better Have My Money" is a pretty popular one.
That one's been around.
Am I supposed to look in the camera?
[laughter]
I forgot you guys always have packets full of questions.
[Abby] I'm looking for earrings. I need earrings.
So we're having rehearsal, or is she cleaning out her purse?
-Oh, there's a cookie! -That's a new cookie.
You can eat that.
-Oh, God. -Oh, I love that clip.
[whimsical music playing]
What's on the floor over there?
So crazy.
How does all that stuff fit in your bag?
Uh, that's a big Prada bag.
Honestly, like, the craziest things
were just every day. I mean, it was crazy.
[Jill] Do you need some help, Ab?
Yeah, I-I'm looking for silver earrings that I threw in here.
I'm looking for earrings. I need earrings.
I noticed Abby had the earrings in her ears.
Like, what the heck?
I know she was stalling.
I don't understand why she was stalling.
So we're having rehearsal, or is she cleaning out her purse?
-Oh, there's a cookie! -That's a new cookie.
You can eat that.
[Jill] Oh, look, I found your medicine.
That's a Good & Plenty.
[Jill] Oh, look, I found your fingernail!
-Here's her fingernail! -Oh, wait, here's another one!
Who keeps their fingernails in their purse?
Like, ew.
Wait, there might be things children shouldn't see.
Is there anything we can do to maybe help speed it up?
'Cause I know time is limited.
Well, you... I like your earrings.
What kind... What are they? Are they charcoal?
It's not important for you to have earrings for pyramid.
Abby was losing it in LA,
wasting time on silly little things
and ultimately wasting precious dance time.
These kids didn't get a lot of time to rehearse.
And when we spend time
looking at fingernails and cookies in Abby's purse,
that's just downright craziness.
-[laughing] -[JoJo]
are just like wild when you think about it.
I mean, that's Abby. Are we shocked?
-Ah, so cute! -Awesome.
I don't even think I can still do a split.
[laughter]
You're gonna be put back on probation for that one!
What do you think about Abby sending us here?
She's weird.
But you can understand where she's coming from, right?
No.
Brandon, when I say, "I want chemistry between you,"
what does that mean?
I mean, you have to have emotion between each other
and just the passion that you feel something.
Right, like this girl makes your heart stop.
Yes.
What does it mean to you?
[Abby laughs]
-How could I forget? Which one? -[producer laughs]
[Abby]
is like waiting for paste to get sticky.
There's nothing happening. Nothing.
The first date she sent me on
was with Brandon.
You and Brandon
are carrying this number.
So I need chemistry. I need something.
And if you two wouldn't mind, I'm gonna send them on a date.
-Oh! -Oh!
[laughs] I just remember being like,
"Abby, why are you trying to set me up?"
She always says, "No boys."
Like, we don't have time for boys.
But then she was setting me up with one,
which was kind of like...
you're contradicting yourself here.
[upbeat music playing]
-Was that fun? -Yeah.
So I can drive you around
when I get my license, right?
I won't try to crash like I did in there.
-I'll die. -[Brandon laughs]
Brandon was a family friend,
but we also had, like, some...
I don't know, a little... I don't know.
I don't even remember timing. I dated him at some point.
I don't know if it was before or after that.
I want to say we dated before and broke up 'cause
you can tell we looked a little uncomfortable. [laughs]
What do you think about Abby sending us here?
She's weird.
But you can understand where she's coming from, right?
No.
If Brandon thinks
anything's going to happen
between us on this date,
he's crazy.
Looking back on it,
I'm... like, we were kids.
Like, my mom and Brandon's mom were there.
Like, that's just weird.
But I also remember
that I had to leave straight from dance,
and I remember being like, "I can't even do my hair,"
and I was wearing what I wore to dance that day.
I would've liked to get a little dolled up, you know?
All she wants us to do is just...
have like she was saying, chemistry or whatever.
Why was Abby obsessed with setting me up?
I don't know what her thing with me was.
-Are you wearing a bra? -[laughing]
Oh, goodness.
-It's so weird. -[laughter]
Whoo, that's a lot of hair.
I think we need bloopers at the end.
So tell me about your dance background.
Yeah, dance ba-- I had a slight dance background.
-Tell me. -Um...
Yeah.
Yeah, I was a male stripper.
[laughs]
[Abby] Have you been here before?
No, but I did rent the whole joint out.
-What?! -See? I'm a sweetheart.
-Thank you. That's nice. -Yeah, that's how I roll.
Good. Then we don't have to worry about being loud.
No. Be as loud as you want.
-Whew. -[Abby]
There's a candlelit table in the corner.
I'm ready to be wined and dined.
Oh my goodness.
What's your type of guy? What are you looking for?
-Somebody that's honest. -Mm-hmm.
Makes an honest living,
works hard at their job, passionate.
I see I'm on the verge of figuring women out.
[laughing]
Ooh. This is bad.
[Abby laughing]
Oh my God! So cringey.
[Abby laughing]
[man] So, my book will help.
[Abby laughing]
That's so funny.
I like a guy that can make me laugh.
There's not enough laughter in my life,
and frankly, I like to have fun.
-[gasps] Ooh! -This is the chef's specialty.
It's chocolate eruption.
-Eruption! Wow. -It's so bad. It's so bad.
-One of my favorite words. -It is?
-I have about 12 favorite words. -Really? Can you name them?
Not on... right now.
-[Abby laughs] -Oh my God.
-You can have the first bite. -[Abby] Mmm, mmm!
Is that good?
So tell me about your dance background.
Yeah, dance ba-- I had a slight dance background.
-Tell me. -Um...
Yeah.
Yeah, I was a male stripper.
-[both laughing] -They made me do it.
-Come on, are we gonna dance? -I am not dancing on this table.
-Why?! -I'll break it.
-Wuss. -[he laughs]
I am 180 pounds
of twisted steel and sex appeal.
-This will [bleep] crack. -[laughing]
"Twisted steel and sex appeal"?
I'm just sayin'.
Like, what?
That is...
There's so much to unpack in that clip.
I mean, that's something you'll never forget.
Oh my God, it's so bad.
Like, I actually love how bad it is.
I'm entertained by it all.
Hoo-hoo!