- Oh! - Yes!
- It says "Cut your bun off, Dae."
Ooh, I got anxiety right now.
Wait, wait, wait!
(laughter) Wait!
Whoa!
("Ode to Joy" by Ludwig van Beethoven)
- I'm Karsten, I'm an editor.
- I'm Heather, I'm also an editor here at Cut.
- I'm Isabelle, I'm a producer here.
- I'm Dae, I'm a little helper at Cut.
- [Crew Member] Can we just, like, clear the air and state
how you two in the front know each other?
- Yeah. You wanna? - We, we--
- You? You wanna?
- We've been co-workers for a couple years.
- Yeah. - We've also been dating
for that same amount of time.
- [Crew Member] Ooh! - The entire time.
Whole time. (crew laughing off-camera)
Everybody knows.
(Heather cheers)
Don me now this gay apparel.
Wear a Christmas thong over your clothes
for the rest of the game.
Easy.
- That's not a thong.
- Yes, Miss Santa.
- This has a sex hole in it!
It has a hole for sex or shitting.
Dude, you could take a shit with this on.
- [Crew Member] That's not totally the right hole.
Okay, will you put those on?
(crew laughing)
What's different about this Fear Pong
from all other Fear Pongs?
- It's a little egg nog.
- [Crew Member] That's right, I've replaced
all of your beers with alcoholic egg nog.
- I've never had egg nog in my life.
- Really? - Never.
- [Crew Member] What's the one biggest mistake
someone could make on Fear Pong?
- I don't think anyone should wear
a new outfit to Fear Pong,
or wear clothes that they borrowed from someone.
- Oh! - [Heather] Yes.
- Nah, nah, nah. - (laughing) No.
What is it?
- It's really bad.
It says, "Cut your bun off, Dae."
- [Crew Member] Cut the bun!
- [Everyone] Cut the bun!
- I might be down. (Karsten laughs)
- How long have you been growing it out?
- Two years.
- I'll cry if you do it.
- [Crew Member] He wants to do it,
I think we should let him do it.
- Ooh, I got anxiety right now.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait! Whoa!
I might be down. (laughter)
- [Crew Member] All right, go ahead, Isabelle.
- Whoa.
- Really? - [Crew Member] Yep.
- Wait, wait, wait! (Karsten laughs)
- I don't think you wanna do it.
- No, I do, I do. (Karsten laughs)
- [Isabelle] No you don't. (Heather laughs)
- You're all talk, Dae.
- [Isabelle] If you wanted to do it,
it would not take this long. - All right, all right,
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
- Ready? - Oh, I heard it already.
- It already started, it has to,
we just have to do it. - [Heather] Oh my God.
- [Dae] Oh my God, I hear it.
- [Crew Member] Isabelle, does it feel like
you're absorbing his power?
- Kind of.
I feel good.
- Wait, it's really happening, huh?
- Yeah (laughter).
- [Karsten] Oh my God.
- [Heather] It's completely flat.
(laughter and applause)
- It kinda looks cool.
- It doesn't look bad.
- You still have so much hair, it's crazy. (laughter)
- Holy shit, it's gone!
Dude, it's been two years. - Yeah.
- You feel a lot lighter?
- I feel light-headed.
- Ugh.
(Heather laughs) - [Isabelle] Uh!
Cover yourself in glue and glitter
and become a living ornament.
- (chanting) Isabelle, Isabelle!
- Ooh, my God.
- I did cut off all my hair.
- I know. (laughter)
- Do you like your outfit?
- Yeah, I like my outfit.
- I think Dae should do it
'cause you're never gonna wear that again.
- What do you mean?
- I just mean you're never gonna wear that again.
- Yes I am!
- I'll do it.
- Oh yeah, you're like a Cinnabon.
- Ah, I like that. (laughter)
You know what I did?
I wore new clothes to Fear Pong.
I don't think that anyone should
wear a new outfit to Fear Pong.
I didn't take my own advice.
- Globbing.
- Do whatever you want.
(confetti cannon bangs) - Whoa!
(applause)
- Ugh!
- Blindfold yourself and kiss your opponent
under the mistletoe.
Lead with your lips.
- Ooh. I'm not good at my job. - I'll kiss Dae.
- Yeah! (laughter)
(cheering) - Wait, what?
- I'm gonna kiss you.
- Ugh, fuck.
Yeah, whatever.
- Yeah! (clapping)
(laughter)
- Goddammit.
Okay, Karsten, I understand you want to.
- What is this?
(laughter)
(cheering and applauding)
- He did all of the work. - Head hair.
- Isabelle, why didn't you choose
to kiss your own boyfriend?
- I wanted to see them kiss.
- Cuck. (crew giggling)
Cuck. - Ew, Karsten.
- Stop. - Cuck.
- Stop! (laughs)
Oh, you motherfucker. - Nice.
- I'm so sorry.
- Is it pretty good?
We haven't had any yet, so.
(Isabelle laughs)
- Oh. - [Isabelle] Good job.
- Drink the nog.
I like egg nog, you like egg nog?
(slurping)
- Ooh, why do you make that noise?
Ew.
(Karsten burps) - Aw, so good.
(laughter)
- Isabelle, what's the craziest thing
you've seen happen in this studio?
- One time, I had to clean up enema fluid.
- Ugh!
- No one wants to hear about that (laughs).
- Oh! - I'm on it now!
- Call the CEO of Cut and sing
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" into the phone
until he inevitably hangs up.
- You gonna hit that high note?
- Do you wanna do it together?
- I'm not doing it. (laughter)
- What? - [Dae] What do you mean?
- I've been saying all week, I'm not calling anybody.
I don't care.
And we're winning too, we can drink.
- No we're not.
- We'll be tied with another dare to do
if we don't do this.
- Well, let's do it together. - [Dae] We'll hum.
- No, no, no, let's just drink.
- He's been saying this all week though,
he's like (whines mockingly).
- And when I like, edit videos of people doing these dares,
I'm like, "why the fuck would you do that?"
Here's my chance not to do it, yeah.
- The phone is your, like,
tipping point? - I don't wanna call him.
Let's just drink it.
Come on. - No, wait, wait.
Don't make it-- - Down the hatch.
- Wait, wait wait! - Oh, hey!
- Karsten, Karsten!
What do you mean, you don't wanna do it?
Oh, dictatorship.
- We're gonna win anyways. - [Dae] Dictatorship.
- We get to throw right now,
we could like, get one cup closer to winning.
Shit.
- Oh. (cheering)
(slurping)
(cheering)
- I think they're gonna make this one.
- I think they are too.
- Ooh! (cheering)
- What's the dare?
- Are you noggy by nature?
Cool your partner down by dunking their head
in a bucket full of egg nog.
- You don't do this, you lose, you know.
- Let's do it.
- All right, so you gonna get dunked?
- Oh, no, I mean (laughs).
- Oh. (laughter)
We have a dilemma on our hands.
- Here it is. - You don't do this,
you guys lost.
This is about fucking clutch.
- [Heather] Come on, you love it.
- I would happily dunk Heather's head in egg nog.
- Oh, that's so sweet (laughs).
- Well, but you don't,
you want me to do it, and I don't wanna do it,
and I wanted you to do it, and you don't wanna do it,
so that sounds like we lost.
- No!
I'm not losing.
- Karsten, I think you should Venmo Heather.
- I'll Venmo you.
- [Crew Member] How much? - How much? How much?
- Name your price. - How much you make at Cut?
Ah sorry, sorry, was that too much?
- Yeah, you just got promoted, so.
- Dang, Karsten got promoted and he's not doing the dare?
- I don't wanna do it, I don't get what the,
what the thing is.
- All right, let's do it.
- Okay, there you go.
- I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry.
- Don't think about it. (laughter)
- [Karsten] Ah, get out of there.
Get out!
Get out. (egg nog dripping)
Aw. (applauding and cheering)
Aw, Heather.
Are you upset with me?
- No.
I should be. - Yeah.
- Thanks to Heather's brave heroics,
we're still in this game.
- Oh!
- Oh, Heather! - Ooh.
- Was that gonna make it in?
Oh my God, no it wasn't.
- Yeah, let him throw it again.
- Here you go.
- Oh!
- The guy who doesn't wanna do any of the dares won.
- Where's the air horn?
- [Crew Member] I hate the air horn.
So I'm not gonna do it. - I hate it too.
- Hey, good job. (applause)
- [Crew Member] Karsten, Heather, you won the game,
but it's against company policy to give you $200.
So instead I'm gonna have you hawk this game.
- Oh, good catch.
- Fearponggame.com.
(cheering and applauding) - Crazy.
- Bye! - Buh-bye.
- Happy holidays. - Bye, happy holidays.
- [Crew Member] See ya. - Love you.
- My hair is gone.