- I'm a 51 year old mother. - Yes you are.
- Should I be doing these things?
I might have to take an injury time out.
I may have dislocated my jaw a little bit.
- (PvF) We have a special In One Bite challenge for you today.
- (laughs) Okay.
- (PvF) We brought in the best of the best
for a head-to-head-to-head competition to see who reigns supreme.
- I mean, I just feel bad that like these nice young bucks
are gonna lose to this old dyke. (both laugh)
- (PvF) Do you guys need a recap of the rules?
- No. (laughs)
- I'm pretty sure it's all in the title of the video, right?
- (PvF) Reactors will try to eat as much as possible
with only one bite,
you'll receive one point for finishing the whole item,
and the person who takes the second biggest bite
will get half a point for trying.
And as a reminder, we do have a medic on set,
so do not try this at home.
- Also new rule, no medic.
You can't swallow it, you die, that's it. (laughs)
- Hey.
- (PvF) Alright, our challenge today is Chick-fil-A.
- Oh. - Eh, come on.
- That's gonna be hard.
Because now I have to put in a chicken sandwich and hate.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- (PvF) For your first challenge, is a buttered biscuit.
- Aw. - Oh no!
- At least you put butter on it! - Yeah, right?
- (Brian) This is a big biscuit.
- You go to Popeye's. - Look at how much smaller his looks.
- Hold on, come on! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- We're not gonna, we're not gonna... - If we're comparing sizes here,
look at this. - (Brian) Is this BiscuitGate?
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(Brian mumbles)
- Mm-hmm. - Mm, oh God!
- (PvF) Does the butter help with the dryness of it?
- Mm-mm!
- I don't know if I can.
Mm, mm, hmm. - (PvF) Oh!
(buzzer rings)
- Like my jaw started hurting. - Mm-hmm.
- I couldn't do it.
- Ah, man that was hard. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, that was rough. Kudos to you, I'll give that to you.
- This sounds so weird, but I was like putting it to the side
and then shoveling it down my throat,
'cause I could not separate it, bro.
- (Brian) She's got a full-on biscuit grill going right now.
- I love the fact that we were still chewing,
and you're like I'll give that one to you guys.
- Yeah, right?
Like, you didn't even try! - You're not giving us [censored].
We earned it, man! - Well pardon me.
I couldn't do it. - I'm here to win, bro.
- I must feel like he's dismissed.
- Bro, that was rough. - That was rough.
And then it was just like you just put a big old mouth full
of dough in your mouth, right? - Dough!
- (PvF) Well that was only round one.
- I know! (laughs)
(bell rings)
- (PvF) Would you guys like some dipping sauces?
- Yeah! - No, nope.
- I don't, I'm gonna go with no.
- Yeah, that seems like it'd be harder.
- How?
I'm gonna go for the chubby bunny strategy.
- (Yeshua) All these little bits are gonna be hard to...
- (Sharon) That's what I'm saying, we really just gotta get like this.
- Oh my God! (laughs)
- (PvF) And three, two, one, go!
(Brian laughs) - Mmm!
- This one's huge!
- Mm-mm. - (laughs) Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm-hmm! Hmm-hm-hm!
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
- I screwed up. (buzzer rings)
A full fry was already like partially down my throat,
and I couldn't break it off to swallow it, man!
- I wish I had sauce.
- Mm-hmm, hmm-hmm.
- Want me to pour some in your mouth?
- Mm-hmm.
- There, does that help? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
- I felt the fry hit the back of my throat,
and I'm like I can't take it out, 'cause I...
- (Yeshua) No, yeah, no.
- That's why I went the one by one route,
to make sure, I was like... - You were, you had a better...
And I kept pointing to the garbage can
and you're like meh! (laughs)
- (PvF) Alright, ready for round three?
- I guess so. - I mean...
(bell rings)
- Yo, yo! - Bruh.
- What are these? - We're back on with biscuits?
My jaw hurts already. - Oh yeah.
- No no no, my tongue hurts bro. - My throat hurts.
- Okay, this is wild.
- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm?
Ooh!
Are you hearing that?
(jaw pops)
(Brian laughs)
- (PvF) Yeshua's got a little sauce on his neck.
- Oh, aw! (buzzer rings)
Man, I was just trying to get this part to fall back into my mouth,
and then as soon as it fell out... (laughs)
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- It's only gonna get harder now.
Like this has been rough.
- The starches are what's killing us. - Mm-hmm.
- Well I'm having an issue with my jaw.
- Oh, are you? I had no idea.
You couldn't hear it at all.
- It's pop, locking, and dropping for sure.
(group laughs)
- I might have to take an injury time out.
I may have dislocated my jaw a little bit.
- (PvF) Do you need the medic?
- No, I just need to go put my jaw back in.
- (PvF) Can I ask what put your jaw back in means?
- I have to hit myself and put my jaw back in.
(slowed) I have to hit myself and put my jaw back in.
I have to hit myself and put my jaw back in.
- Alright. - Okay!
- We're back in place? - I'm back, we're back in place!
- There we go. - Nothing happened.
- I'm a 51 year old mother. - (Brian) Yes you are.
- Should I be doing these things? - Too late.
(bell rings)
Oh my God. - (PvF) Here's your next one!
- What's that? - The starches, it's mac and cheese!
- Ugh, I hate mac and cheese. - Bruh!
- Ugh, I hate mac and cheese. - This is a lot, dude.
Welp, three, two, one, there it is. (laughs)
- (PvF) I appreciate Sharon's strategy right here.
She is shoveling things into both corners of her mouth,
so that she makes space. Ope!
(Brian laughs)
(PvF laughs)
- Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
- (PvF) Brian's out.
- So I didn't eat it all. - Mm-hmm, show it to the camera.
- Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- (PvF) I think Brian might get the half point.
- Mm-hmm! - (Yeshua) Damn!
- Whoa, that was hard!
- Oh yeah, I'm glad I didn't high five you.
I forgot about the mac hands!
- Literally was piledriving mac and cheese into my mouth...
- Yeah, I tried! - Going you are 51 years old.
Have some class! I used to be the boss of people.
People used to report to me.
I don't know, I just feel like my life's gotten so much better!
(group laughs)
- (PvF) This is our last thing. - What the...
(bell rings)
- (PvF) Would you guys like any sauces?
- Yeah!
- You know what, no.
My gag reflex is already activating right now.
- Yeah. - (Brian) It's already there dude.
- (PvF) This is the final round.
As a reminder, Yeshua and Sharon are tied.
- This could be the wrong move.
- I feel like, to me though, this is the only move.
- Yep, if my parents saw this, they'd be like what is wrong with you?
- (PvF) Alright, you ready? - No.
- You ready? - (both) Yeah.
- Alright go.
- Oh my God, no, this is gonna be hard.
- You got the spicy ones!? (laughs) Oh my God.
- Oh, [censored] you. - What the hell?
- (PvF) Are the spicy ones not better than the regular ones?
- They are, but not for fitting the whole thing in your mouth at one time!
Oh my God.
- Ooh! (group laughs)
Mm-mm. (laughs)
Mm-mm, mmm, mm-mm. (buzzer rings)
I can't even chew it.
How you feeling? (laughs) He's not looking too good.
- Mm-mm.
- (coughs) The spice, it hit me in the throat.
- Mm-hmm!
- See, I feel like you have made no progress.
- Mm-mm. - Zero progress.
This is kinda hard to watch. (laughs)
But she's coming in clutch, I think she's got it.
- That's [censored] hot!
- Uh-huh. - But I don't.
- You don't feel accomplished? - No.
- No, how do you feel? - Regret.
- That's a win! - I hate hot.
- Tied again.
- (PvF) I know, how do you guys feel that you tied?
- Is it worth it? - I don't care about that.
I mean right?
- I'm rethinking my whole life right now.
- (burps) That's better.
- Thank you guys so much for watching. (laughs)
- We're all sitting here throat boxing our food into our gullet.
- I know, right?
You just get like a [censored] plunger.
We kind of [censored] rocked it, didn't we?
- Yeah we did! (laughs)
- Thanks for coming. - Ah!
- We appreciate the participation.
I'm not gonna be hungry for like a week now.
- (PvF) Do you guys have any final words or thoughts?
- Never do this at home. - Don't do this!
- Don't do this, don't! - Do not!
- Ever!
- No! - If we...
- And then when my jaw popped. - I know, oh my God!
- That's a thing I never wanna hear again.
- Did you hear it?
(jaw pops)
- That was almost enough to make me spit my food out.
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
- How do you guys think we did in this one bite challenge?
- Tell us what you think we should try next time.
- Bye guys.
- This, when your parents told you that you need to chew your food,
yeah, do that.
- What are you [censored] about?
You ate French fries and a half a thing of mac and cheese.
Be like him, don't do this!