♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
I am Bread?
I like it already. I love bread.
It looks like I will be cooking.
Doesn't really sound like a game.
I heard about this, and I heard it's so frustrating.
I am Bread?
Oh yes! Sweet! Round two!
Again?
Why do you do this to me?
I thought I made it very clear I wouldn't play this game again.
(Finebros) We're gonna give you three attempts,
- so hit "start" to begin the game. - Okay.
"Become toast."
B. A.
A. B.
Aah, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Maybe like that.
(gasps) Ooh, okay. We're getting somewhere.
Wait, is this the entire game?
You're just a piece of bread walking around?
What is the goal?
- (Finebros) To become toast! - Become toast?
I'm literally supposed to become toast?
You have to become toast. I gotta be one with the toast.
But I don't know where to become toast from.
Is there a toaster in this room?
I don't-- I don't-- where's the toaster?
Where do I even go?
I'm trying to become toast.
- (Finebros) But there's no toaster here. - Okay.
So I don't necessarily need to be in a toaster.
Maybe by the sun, I can make some solar toast?
It's the only ways I can think of you can become toast.
You need, like, fire.
I don't know what I'm supposed to be toasted with.
I'm thinking of the lamp over there.
Maybe we can go in the heater.
Oh, the heater.
There's a jam. There's a pot.
That's not gonna help.
You think the heater?
Let's go. L, B.
Flippin'. R, B.
- (glass shatters) - Oh!
- Okay. - (glass shatters)
Oh! Hopefully that's okay.
Nope, nope, nope. Go back, go back, go back.
I feel so helpless.
These controls again. Okay.
Okay. So that holds that down, and this moves the other side.
(gasps)
Woo, there we go.
- (in game: timer rattling) - Aah, aah.
Oh no!
No. Oh.
They really take that five-second rule seriously, don't they?
The only controller I ever used was on a GameCube.
It's been a long time.
(in game: timer rattling)
Wait. How-- how did I fail?
(in game: timer rattling)
I'm crawling for my life, trying to become toast.
Stupid toast.
Okay.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay. Calm down. Get up.
Okay. This is happening.
This is happening.
Please get up there before your grip runs out.
It's running out! It's running out! It's running out!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
No! Come on!
Bread! Bread! Bread!
(groans in frustration)
All right. Let's go, onto the floor.
Oh, why is it going so quick?
(in game: timer rattling)
Negative one? What did I fall onto?
There we go.
All right. Let's see if--
Oh, wrong way.
(in game: timer rattling)
What? -1%?
(sets controller down) God damn it.
(Finebros) All right, you've got two more chances.
Okay.
What is another way how we can get down there?
Okay. No. Wrong controls.
Okay. Get in the pot.
Get in the pot! Okay.
Maybe somehow we can use this to transport us.
We're going.
Okay, okay.
That didn't help at all! I'm stuck!
This is a terrible idea!
This was a terrible idea, and now I'm panicking.
No!
(glass shatters)
Let's see. It's R, T.
No. I don't wanna--
Woo! I made it to the box!
Wow. That's exciting!
This is risky.
Huh!
Argh, grab it.
Yeah, ninja toast.
Okay. Here we go.
Let's throw myself down.
(in game: timer rattling)
Oh. Oh, wrong ones.
Here we go. Okay.
R, T. R, T.
Wait. Do I--
No.
(in game: timer rattling)
It's R, B.
(Finebros) Sergio, get off the ground!
I'm trying to.
(stammers) No.
I don't like this game.
(grunts)
Ugh. (laughing) No, no! Are you kidding?
- (timer rattling) - Why isn't it hitting?
No, no, no, no. I'm so clo--
(groans in disbelief)
Walk.
- (timer rattling) - Go. Climb.
(Finebros) You got to get outta there!
(laughing) I'm under the-- I'm under the sofa.
How did that happen?
Okay. Oh. Okay.
I'm rolling this box over.
Okay. That's cool.
(grunting) Suction cups. Come on. You're a spy.
I see it. Pixar lamp.
Woo! I'm up!
What is that? (laughing) The Yeastie Boys.
(laughing)
Where can I go?
I think it's the heater. I think it's that.
Let's go for the lamp.
Oh, god. Oh, come on.
There we go. Okay.
Scooch my way along.
(button clicking)
Okay. Let's see.
(grunts) Okay.
Oh, okay. We're taking the lamp down. That's cool.
Hold on, bread.
I'm gonna finagle my way down there.
Oh no! Where are you going, toast?
No! Grab something!
(sighs in relief, chuckles) Oh man.
Now stay there.
Oh no! No, no! No!
I can't do anything! Ugh!
What am I gonna do? I'm trapped under the skateboard.
I'm losing my grip. I have no--
Oh, maybe I can ride this skateboard over to the furnace.
Get out. Get out. Come on.
(timer rattling)
Oh. Up, up, up.
Oh, phew.
All right.
(grunts) Son of a--
Come on!
I'm pressing the buttons; it's not gripping!
(sharp breaths)
It's like balancing over lava right now.
(grunts) Grab on.
Okay.
It's not-- what? It's not toast--
Yes, it is! It is toasting me!
Oh, what? No, no, no.
No!
I need to get over to the furnace.
There we go. L, B. We're climbing.
Come on, flip.
Come on! You've been at the gym, working on your bread sit-ups.
All right. L, B, L, T.
R, T, L, T. Ooh, yeah.
You gotta hit the button,
and then I feel like I gotta shimmy in there.
Into the furnace, the little heater thing.
There we go. That's what I like to see--
Phew!
I'm way too into this bread game.
Hit the button. Hit the button.
Hit the bu--oh no!
No, I was right there!
I have 1%? Aah!
So now I just gotta shimmy.
Oh man! This is crunch time.
No pun intended.
All right, I think I'm gonna have to hang on,
and then I'm gonna have to swing like that,
like hold on with one and shimmy, I guess.
(quietly) Geronimo!
No, I missed it!
(facetiously) No!
(laughs) That was so anti-climatic!
(Finebros) This is your final attempt.
- Ready? - (sighing) I got this. Okay.
Fling it.
I got to do it this time.
This one's personal. I mean business.
Oh, I can go side to side too.
(gasps)
Aah... shoot.
(timer rattling)
Nah. No, no, get up. Get up.
Who knew maneuvering bread would be so hard?
Also, this is a very creative game.
Whoever thought of it, props. But it's really hard.
(timer rattling)
Why is-- okay.
Why is this so hard for me?
(laughs in defeat)
I'm horrible at stuff like this.
If I just hold this, can I still go that way?
No. No.
(timer rattling)
Ugh, no. So much dirt on the bread.
No. I'm not even moving.
Wrong way. Keep going, keep going.
Seriously?
Get out of the way, bottles.
This is like me raging through.
L, B, forward. Let's go.
Come on. Come on!
I'm just gonna have to rock and roll here.
Rock and roll.
(breathes deeply) L, B.
Oh, look at that roll.
(grunts)
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Calm down. Go.
(timer rattles, stops)
It's fine. That's fine.
Okay. Fall off, gosh.
Okay. Run, run.
Run!
Run. Run, run, run.
"Fliss"-- flip, flip, on.
Yes! (takes deep breaths)
Let me just-- let me just take up a second.
Okay, 'cause-- wow.
Why don't we just try climbing up the side of that?
Oh. Hang on.
Hang on. Oh!
Hey, hey-hey. Okay.
Oh, oh, shit. No!
No. No, no, no.
- (timer rattling) - No, no, no.
Ugh! Okay.
Come on. Okay. I'm on.
This--
(Finebros) What is it, Daniel?
(frustrated) The goddamn lamp is so far away.
I'm so screwed if I go across the floor.
Okay.
Okay. (grunts)
Here we go. L, B, R, T.
No. (grunts)
A.
Okay. L, B.
God, I can't.
- (glass breaks) - Oh. Oh, [bleep].
I don't want to be going up. R, T.
Oh, okay. I have a platform here.
Okay.
(grunts fiercly)
Oh! Oh!
(laughing) Oh my gosh!
Okay. R, B.
Let's see. Okay. (grunts)
(grunts) [bleep].
I'm almost there.
God, grab on to it. No.
Come on. L, B. No!
(drops controller, sputters lips)
I think I'm defeated.
Let's try and get on top of the heater.
How do we get there?
I'm gonna get over to that heater and hope that works.
You could do it.
Now it looks like chocolate chip, like raisin bread now.
And somehow it's still 39% edible?
We da bread.
(deep breath) Nice grab.
Nice grab. That's what I like to see.
Inch our way that way.
No! No!
(panting anxiously) Flip.
No! No! No--
So close... yet so far.
Get on the wall!
So far so good.
Go! Just go for it!
L, B. R, T. L, B. R, T.
Yes.
Now what? Ooh.
(gasps) There's a button.
There's a button.
Click. On. The button.
Without falling.
Without falling, bread! Without falling!
That was the one piece of advice I had!
I gotta get my grip back.
Oh! Toasted! Oh, you just go on the front.
I don't even need-- no shimmy required!
Yeah! Toastin'! Roasty toasty.
Too much toast on this side.
All right, flip it.
Oh, little burnt. You just scrape it off.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Oh, crap. Crap, come on!
I would do toast on half of it! You're half toast!
(growls angrily, laughs)
I would eat that.
Breathe. Go down.
- (sizzling) - No way! Are you kidding?
Did I actually do it?
When do I stop?
Oh, I need to do the other side.
Get down there. Get down there.
Oh! Okay. This has to be good!
This had better be good toast.
Am I toast?
- (ding) - I'm toast!! I'm toast!!
Wait... I'm toast! I am C toast!
It was annoying. It was confusing.
Upsetting.
I'm just gonna go on the list of all these synonyms.
It was amazing. It was really fun.
I feel like, as a human being,
I could move a piece of bread from a table to a couch.
But apparently that's not a correct statement.
I still hate it. I still, still hate it.
Still probably hate it even more now.
I can see why people get so mad at this game
and why I've heard so much crap about it.
But I think that's just people who can't be toast like me.
I failed it. I failed the bread.
(sniffling)
I was one with the bread, and I let it down.
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