- What do you think about Skrillex?
- Oh! If you a-- ahhhh... - I still unabashedly to this day
love Skrillex. - (makes electronic noises)
Yeah, very that. - Yes.
- (React) We brought in some of our favorite millennials...
- Ayyyy. - Great.
- (React) ...to attempt not to sing
or dance to the clubbiest of club hits.
Before we get started, I think we need to set the mood
a little bit. - Please.
- (all exclaim) - WOOOOO!
- Get outta here, dude. - Hell yeah, brother!
- ♪ I ain't never seen nothin' that'll make me go ♪
♪ This crazy all night ♪ - ♪ (hums along) ♪
- Ahhhhh! (buzzer)
- ♪ So sexual ♪ ♪ She was flexible, professional ♪
♪ Drinkin' X and O ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Hold up,
wait a minute ♪ ♪ Do I see it? ♪
♪ I think I'm ♪ - Wah!
- I forgot this part! - Ahhh! This is so hard!
- This is Flo Rida, right? - Let's go, Step Up 2!
- Is this from Step Up? - ♪ Up until that,
I left women exposed ♪ - Come on, hit me with that chorus!
Let's go! - Let's gooo!
- Here we go! (sings along) ♪ Like them
apple bottom jeans ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Them white... ♪
- (sings along) ♪ Boots with the fur ♪
- (sings along) ♪ With the fur! ♪ ♪ The whole club
was looking ♪ - (sings along) ♪ At her ♪
♪ She hit the flo! ♪ - (sings along) ♪ She hit the flo! ♪
- Brian! - ♪ Shawty got low, low,
low, low, low, low, low ♪ - (both sing along) ♪ Low, low,
low, low ♪ - No!
- ♪ Pants and the Reebok with the-- ♪ - I can't.
- (sings along) ♪ With the strips! ♪ - ♪ And gave that big booty a slap ♪
- (React laughs) - (sings along) ♪ She hit the flo ♪
- Flo! - (sings along) ♪ Next thing
you know, shawty got ♪ - ♪ Low, low, low, low,
low, low, low, low ♪ - (React) There we go. Oh, wow!
- There we go! - (React claps) Wow!
- Performance. - I am transported immediately
to Windsor, Canada, freshman year of college.
Go ahead and drive over the border that's like 25 minutes away.
- That was tough. - I remember having
my middle school dances, and I was like--
- Middle school dances... - I would drop it LOW!
- Yeah. - As a 12-year-old.
- ♪ I like that boom, boom, pow ♪ ♪ Them chickens jackin' my style ♪
- ♪ They trying to covet my swagger ♪ - (sings along) ♪ My swagger ♪
♪ I'm on that next sh now ♪ - (sings along) ♪ You so 3008 ♪
♪ You sold 2000 and late! ♪ - 2000 and late!
Ah! No! - (laughs)
- (sings along) ♪ Boom! ♪ ♪ Boom, boom, boom! ♪
- ♪ Let me get it now ♪ - ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪
♪ Gotta get that boom, boom, boom ♪ ♪ Gotta get that ♪
- Enjoy it! Enjoy it. - Boom, boom, boom. Ah!
- (both sing along) ♪ Boom! ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪
- ♪ That boom, boom, boom ♪ - I love Fergie! Oh my god.
Give us Fergie again! - (raps along) ♪ I'm a beast
when you're turn me on ♪ - (raps along) ♪ Super cybertron ♪
♪ Harder, faster, better, stronger ♪ ♪ Make the ladies ♪
- (raps along) ♪ Extra longer ♪ ♪ We got a beat that bounce ♪
- ♪ We got the beat that pounds ♪ - (raps along) ♪ We got the beat,
that 808 ♪ ♪ That boom, boom ♪
- (raps along) ♪ In your town ♪
- (all sing along) ♪ People in the place! ♪
♪ If you wanna get down! ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Dow-ow-own ♪
- (all sing along) ♪ Put your hands in the air! ♪
- Here we go! - (sings along) ♪ Will.I.Am
drop the beat now ♪ - (React) Yeah!
- Dude! Fergie was iconic back then. Oh my god!
- There was a particular moment in history, where Black Eyed Peas
could do no wrong musically. It was literally when Will.I.Am
cut his hair. They just decided that everything
was right with the world.
(buzzer) (buzzer)
(buzzer)
- ♪ I love it ♪ (buzzer)
(buzzer) - Oh! I just hit you!
Are you okay?
- ♪ I got this feeling on this summer day
when you were gone ♪ ♪ I crashed my car ♪
- (sings along) ♪ Into a bridge ♪ ♪ I watched ♪
- (both sing along) ♪ I let it burn! ♪ - (sings along) ♪ I threw
your [censored] into a bag and pushed it down the stairs! ♪
- ♪ I crashed my car into the bridge ♪ ♪ I ♪
- (both sing along) ♪ Don't care ♪ - (sings along) ♪ I love it ♪
- (mouths along) ♪ I don't care ♪ - (sings along) ♪ I love it ♪
- (sings along) ♪ I love it ♪ - (mouths along) ♪ I don't care ♪
- ♪ I love it ♪ ♪ I've never seen this music--
oh, I'm yelling. (laughs) - Dang it.
These are the songs that they're gonna play
in our old people homes so that they make sure
we remember stuff. It's like music therapy
for our Alzheimer's. - Where am I? (laughs)
- That one, I had to dance to. And so, I heard it too much
and now it's just dead to me. - I understand that feeling.
- Yeah. (sighs) It'll kill it for you. - There are songs that are dead
to you at this point. - It'll KILL it for you.
- (React) And what about you? - Oh, I don't care. I love it.
- So fair. - ♪ Just a little bit ♪
- Oh! - (raps along) ♪ Uh, uh ♪
- Ohhh! - [Censored]!
- (raps along) ♪ Bodacious ♪ (buzzer)
(laughs) - (React) Dead!
You're dead. - This is the [censored] I go to!
At the clurb, if they start playing this song, I'm goin'...
- (both sing along) ♪ Get up, up on the dance floor ♪
- (sings along) ♪ Give that ma what ♪ - (sings along) ♪ I'm asking for! ♪
- Oh! - ♪ 'Cause I feel like busting loose ♪
♪ And I ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Feel like
touching you ♪ - (raps along) ♪ Uh, uh ♪
- ♪ And can't nobody ♪ - (both sing along) ♪ Stop the juice ♪
♪ So baby, tell me what's the use ♪ ♪ I said ♪
- (sings along) ♪ It's getting hot in here ♪
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪ - (mouths along) ♪ I am getting
so hot, I wanna take my clothes off ♪ - Oh!
- (both sing along) ♪ It's getting hot in here ♪
- (sings along) ♪ So hot ♪ Literally.
- (Jayse sings along) ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
- (both mouth along) ♪ I am getting so hot ♪
- (sings along) ♪ I'm gonna take my clothes off! ♪
Banger! - I'm actually crying.
- Nelly was on a roll back then, dude! I love Nelly!
- That song isn't really a dance song.
That's a grind song. - This was the videos
that I remember. It was always just--
it just progressively got more and more steamy
and sultry and scantily clad people. And I loved it.
- Yes. - ♪ Wish I could shut my.. ♪
- Oh, stop! (buzzer)
- (both sing along) ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ - (Izzy sings along) ♪ Turn my shirt
inside out ♪ - (both sing along) ♪ Inside out,
right ♪ - ♪ Control your poison, babe ♪
♪ Roses have thorns, they say ♪ ♪ And they're all getting
hosed tonight ♪ - (both sing along) ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
- (sings along) ♪ Keep it cool ♪ ♪ What's the name of this club? ♪
- (sings along) ♪ I can't remember, but it's all right, all right ♪
- (sings along) ♪ Just dance ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Gonna be okay ♪
- ♪ Whoa! ♪ - (both sing along) ♪ Da-da, do-do
just ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Dance ♪
♪ Spin that record, babe ♪ ♪ Da-da, do-do, just ♪
- (both sing along) ♪ Dance ♪ - ♪ Gonna be okay ♪
- (sings along) ♪ Da-da-da-dance ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Da-dance ♪
- ♪ Dance ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Dance, dance ♪
- (both sing along) ♪ Ju-ju-just dance ♪
- Oh. Ooh! Nice. - Hands down, one of the greatest
performers of our time. - I remember when that first
came out, and I remember it was on 102.7.
Ryan Seacrest was like... - (amused) 102.7...
- ...interviewing Madonna and Madonna was like,
"Have you heard?" - Dude, Ryan Seacrest...
- It's the grunge, American apparel flash photography,
like Tumblr aesthetic, "I wanted to be this
SO [censored] bad!" - 100%.
- ♪ Party rockin' in the ♪ - NO!
- (sings along) ♪ House tonight ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Everybody, just
have a good time ♪ - I don't feel like I need
to sing this song. - Keep it together, Jayse.
- Only because I worked in a place that played this
like seven times a night. - (Martine) Yeah, Jayse,
keep it together. - ♪ Party rock is in
the house tonight ♪ ♪ Everybody, just ♪
- (sings along) ♪ Have a good time ♪
- (groans) - (sings along) ♪ And we gon'
make you lose your mind ♪ - (React) That's dance!
- ♪ We just wanna see ya ♪ ♪ Shake that ♪
♪ (dance break) ♪ - I didn't say I didn't
wanna dance. I just said I don't need to sing it.
- (React) Yessss!
Yessss! - Get outta here!
Are you kidding me? - Damn, what a time.
That was heavy YouTube era. - If you thought I wasn't
gonna do anything when that song came on...
look at me-- look at my hair right now.
- So fair. - I literally look
like their long lost cousin. - So true, bestie. So true, bestie.
- ♪ Makes me lose control ♪ - ♪ We gon' make you lose control ♪
♪ And let it go ♪ ♪ Before you know,
you're gonna hit the flo' ♪ (buzzer)
- Oh my god! First hip hop dance I ever learned was this song!
- I don't think I've ever seen this music video.
- Was she singing? - No, no.
(buzzer) - ♪ And holla ♪
♪ If you tipsy ♪ - (both rap along) ♪ Stand up ♪
- (raps along) ♪ DJ, turn it LOUDER! ♪
- ♪ Take somebody by the waist and uh ♪
- (screams and laughs) - (screams)
- I love Missy Elliott. I LOVE Missy Elliott.
- ♪ Take somebody by the waist and uh ♪
♪ Then throw it in they face like uh ♪
- (laughs) - (React laughs)
- (both rap along) ♪ This [censored] be automatic ♪
- ♪ Work me ♪ ♪ Work, work, work me ♪
♪ Work, work, work me ♪ - Oh, damn!
- Ah, Funkmaster Flex. - (React) Oh!
- (raps along) ♪ Hit the flo! Hit the flo! ♪
How are you not gonna-- - (laughs)
- You see somebody go, "Ay, everybody back up.
We're about to make what is the dance circle."
- Missy! - Missy Elliott and Ciara
featuring Funkmaster Flex. - (React) Yes!
- Wow! - (React) Featuring Funkmaster Flex.
- Yeah. - Somebody has this on his playlist.
- I-- well, I love hip hop. - I am just saying that
'cause it's true. - Dude, music videos back then
just hit different, you know? - They all danced.
It was like a requirement back then.
If you didn't dance in your music video...eww!
- ♪ 'Cause you are ♪ - (sings along) ♪ The piece of me ♪
- ♪ I wish I didn't need ♪ - Ohhh!
- Ooh. That's a good song. - I can see your lips quivering.
- Something about me, I love to sing
high female vocals. - Hold onto it.
- (sings along) ♪ If our love is tragedy ♪
♪ Why are you my ♪ - ♪ Remedy? ♪
- Stop! Why do I know these lyrics?! - (sings along) ♪ If our love's ♪
- (sings along) ♪ Insanity ♪ ♪ Why are you my rem-- ♪
Oh. Uh! ♪ (dance break) ♪
- I feel like I'm on a terrible ride right now.
- (laughs) - I have to hold on.
(buzzer)
- Shhh! We're in Vegas! - No!
- Yeeeeah! - (laughs) Stop it.
- I was just doing the face of the guy.
- If I may be so bold, white girl dancing TM.
- 100%! - I don't remember that one
in the club, 'cause I had already stopped going to the club
by the time that song came out. But I sing that in my car.
I'll tell you what, I love me some top 40.
- Club dance. Yes, it's this one.
- (React laughs) - Take a little sippy-sip.
- Mm-hmm. - ♪ It's the way I feel ♪
- Baby! - Stooop!
- I love Ri Ri! - Come on!
This is a hard one not to sing. - (gruffly) ♪ But I gotta
let it go! ♪ - First of all-- oh, she's so hot!
- (sings along) ♪ We fell in love in a hopeless place! ♪
- This is probably gonna be the one time that I can actually
hold off because I'm just gonna watch this.
- Oh, same. - (sings along) ♪ In a hopeless
place! ♪ ♪ (hums along) ♪
- Oh, here it comes! Here comes the drop!
- Can you imagine being allowed to make out with Rihanna?
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! - I would like to make out
with Rihanna. (chuckles) - Who wouldn't?
- (Izzy screeches) - Ahhh!
- Ay! ♪ (music drops) ♪
- Just taking some drugs and just having some...relations.
- (React laughs) - Ahhh! Stop! (laughs)
What are you doing?! - Don't disrespect Rihanna
and not dance. We all hail Rihanna.
Yes! I am a Belieber! I'm a Belieber!
- I'm not a Belieber. - (sings along) ♪ Now that I need ya ♪
- If this was Baby, I would've already been singing.
- ♪ Now that I need ya ♪ ♪ (beat drops) ♪
(buzzer) (buzzer)
- ♪ (imitates distorted vocals) ♪ (buzzer)
- He is a great singer. I don't care what anyone says!
- I don't hate him. - What is that?
Is that like a violin that they slow down?
I just love it. I love it.
- ♪ (imitates distorted vocals) ♪
- ♪ Where are you ♪ - (sings along) ♪ Now that
I need ya? ♪
- (React) Yeah! - Anyway, what? (laughs)
- I felt my foot wanted to start--
it didn't do anything! - Wow, you didn't see it?
He was probably tapping his foot. - No!
His toes are like this. - (both laugh)
- ♪ It's going down ♪ - (both) ♪ I'm yelling timber ♪
- (sings along) ♪ You wanna move ♪ - (sings along) ♪ You better dance ♪
- ♪ Let's make a night... ♪ - First of all, can we talk
about the fact that Pitbull ran the 2000s?
He ran the 2000s! - 100%.
- Ah, some Pitbull coming in! - Huh!
- Mr. Worldwide! Watch out!
- I'm chopping down the tree. - ♪ The bigger they are,
the harder they fall ♪ - Timber.
- Timber. - Mr. Worldwide!
- ♪ (raps gibberish) ♪ - (both) Timbuh!
- (raps along) ♪ Face down, booty up, whoa! ♪
- Timber! - (raps along) ♪ That's the way
we like to, what? ♪ - ♪ Slicker than an oil spill ♪
- (raps along) ♪ She said she won't, but I guess ♪
- (both rap along) ♪ She will! ♪ - Timbuh.
- Timbuh. Simba.
- Timbuh. - ♪ Spin your partner round
and round! ♪ - (both) ♪ End of the night,
it's going down! ♪ - (React) How has 2000's, 2010's
club music shaped your youth? - Wow. Back in my day,
they just hit. (laughs) - For me, lost a little bit
of weight, got in some shape, started hitting that club,
up in Canada, the clurby. And yeah, and then I just
was like, "Oh, wow. I'm getting attention
from the opposite sex." - The one thing about clubs
nowadays is DJs are getting more bold,
and I'm starting to hear random K-pop stuff
and more Latin music, which I can appreciate.
I can appreciate that a lot. - I get down with that.
- Thanks for watching this episode. - Are you feeling nostalgic?
Let us know in the comments.
- Don't forget to subscribe when you're in the club!
- Bye! - Bye.
- ♪ (sings gibberish) ♪
♪ Close enough to get it ♪ ♪ (sings gibberish) ♪