AS IF THE FOLKS OF THE INTERNET DID NOT HAVE REASONS
TO GET YOUR FAP ON, NEW RESEARCH OUT OF HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL
IS GIVING YOU ONE MORE REASON, AND IT IS RELATED TO HEALTH.
RESEARCHERS HAVE CONCLUDED THAT ONE WILL NEVER MATURE TO BE ALL
IT TAKES TO SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER ONE'S CHANCES OF DEVELOPING WHAT
THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL REFERS TO IS THE MOST COMMON
NON-SKIN CANCER AMONG AMERICAN
MEN."
THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT PROSTATE CANCER.
IF YOU ARE SITTING THERE WORRIED ABOUT GETTING CANCER AND ALSO
WORRIED ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE,
FEAR NOT, BECAUSE AS FOR HOW MEN ACHIEVED HIS DECLARATION, "IT IS
NOT A REQUIREMENT TO HAVE A SEX
PARTNER."
I'M SURE WE WILL JOKE ABOUT THIS STORY BECAUSE IT IS
ABOUT ORGASMS, BUT I WANT TO
POINT OUT THAT IN AMERICA, PROSTATE CANCER WAS DIAGNOSED IN
MORE THAN 177,000 MEN AND LED TO MORE THAN 27,000 DEATHS IN JUST
2012, THE MOST RECENT YEAR THAT THE CDC HAS A RECORD.
IT IS A PREVENTION MECHANISM.
A FAPPLE A DAY WILL KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY.
OKAY, SO, AS IF YOU NEEDED ANOTHER REASON TO ORGASM.
I LIKE
HOW RESEARCHES ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU.
MEANWHILE, A LOT
OF GUYS AT HOME ARE LIKE, I GOT THIS DAWG.
I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS SERIOUS, A LOT OF LARGE RELIGIONS SAY TO
NOT MASTURBATE.
IT DOES NOT SAY THAT IN THE BIBLE, IT IS BASED
ON ONIN, WHO ACTUALLY WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIS BROTHER'S WIFE
AFTER SHE DIED.
IN THE BIBLE, THAT IS SOMETHING YOU ARE
SUPPOSED TO DO.
BUT ONIN DID NOT LISTEN TO GOD, HE PULLED OUT
AND SPILLED HIS SEED ON THE GROUND.
GOD WAS PISSED AND
STRUCK HIM DOWN.
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPILL YOUR SEED ON
THE GROUND.
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD SPILL YOUR SEAT ON THE
GROUND, DO IT IN A SOCK OR IN THE SHOWER.
DON'T DO IT IN A SOCK, I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT.
DON'T DO THAT, I DON'T CARE HOW HEALTHY IT IS.
AND WILL REGULATE YOUR ORGASM HABITS, BUT OVERALL, THEY ARE
WRONG, THE RELIGIOUS LEADERS WHO HAVE TOLD YOU THAT, AND
THEY ARE HURTING YOUR HEALTH.
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
I AM OLD ENOUGH THAT WHEN I GREW UP THEY HAD INSANE MYTHS, LIKE
YOU WILL GET HAIR ON YOUR PALM.
I REMEMBER THINKING, HASN'T HAPPENED YET.
WHO BELIEVES ALL
THAT NONSENSE?
HAVE AT IT HAAS.
2016, THE YEAR OF HEALTH AND FAP.
HARVARD TOLD ME TO DO IT.
HOW DID THEY COME TO THIS CONCLUSION?
THE ANSWER: REALLY
WELL.