- All right, I'm gonna give you one last chance
to tell me where the bomb is.
- [yawning]
[audience laughter]
No.
[bang]
- Tell me where the bomb is or so help me--
- [sarcastically] Cool, free massage.
Thanks, officer.
[chuckles]
- Look, we've tried everything.
This guy's uncrackable.
- I know.
We've tried everything.
Sleep deprivation,
hypothermia,
an ill-tempered puma...
[puma scream]
[audience laughter]
Just seems to make him more resilient.
- Well, there is one thing we haven't tried.
- You don't mean-- no.
I heard it's too dangerous.
- What other choice do we have?
Okay.
- Hello best friends!
It's me, Brinley!
[laughs obnoxiously]
- Wow.
You guys must be gettin' desperate.
[chuckles]
- Hey, did you know
that when you say “forward” and “back,”
your lips move in those directions?
- What?
- What is she doin'?
- [whispers] Shower thoughts?
- Shower what?
- Shower thoughts.
You know, they're the things
that randomly pop into your head
when you're in the shower?
They like torture you for the rest of the day.
- Like when you're singing by your--
- [shushing]
I think it's working.
- [slowly] For-ward.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Ba-a-ack.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
- Hey, wait, wait a sec.
- For-ward, oh!
Ba--
oh, she's in my head too, plug your ears.
- Guess I gave you a lot to think about, hmmm.
- Wh-- ye-- wh-- yeah, whatever.
I'm not saying nothing about the bomb!
Arvin: It's not workin'.
- Give it time!
Give it time!
- Hey, did you know that aliens invaded the moon
on July 20, 1969?
- [scoffs]
No, they didn't, we did.
[gasps]
We're the aliens!
[frantic gasps]
[audience laughter]
- Hey, hey, did you know
that dogs complain about barking dogs...
by barking?
- Ahhh!
I don't wanna think about that!
- Okay, okay, we can be done.
Here.
Have a glass of water.
[audience laughter]
[sips water]
Hey, I just thought of something.
If humans can't see air, can fish see water?
- Ohhh!
- But since humans can see water,
can fish see air?
- Ahhh!
- [frantic screams]
- Stop it!
Stop it!
- She'll stop as soon as you tell us the location
of the fish-- air-- water--
uh, dang it!
Brinley: Hey, hey!
- Uh-uh.
- I just had a thought.
- Mm-hm.
- And I gotta share it.
- Go ahead.
- Did you know how one day your parents pick you up
and then set you down
and they never pick you up again.
- Ahhh!
- [gasps]
Is that why I became who I am?
No more, please!
Tanner: Brinley, please!
Save the big guns for when we're out of the room.
Arvin: Keep those thoughts in the shower,
they're too dangerous for the real world!
- I'm not going down without a fight.
Did you know that...
telescopes use mirrors to see things?
Whaaat?!
- Is that why we'll never know
if there are space vampires?
- [gasps]
Because vampires don't have reflections.
Ohhh!
I put this bomb under subway station 23,
just keep her away from me!
[bang]
- Get him out of here!
[audience cheers]
- Officer Brinley, that's fantastic work.
You take a lunch break, okay?
- Hey, did you know
that we eat pizza from the inside out?
- Huh, never thought about that.
[thud]
[audience applause]
- If you enjoyed that
then you'll want to download the free BYUtv app, right now.
- Times a wastin', get to downloading!
- She's so enthusiastic.
- Do it!
- You don't even have to illegally download it,
not that I do that with movies.
- It's legal!
- It's legal.