- Today I'm putting a hidden camera in my husband's car
because why not?
(happy music)
Ever since we had security cameras installed
around our house.
I've noticed something really strange
about my husband, Cory.
He talks to himself, a lot.
It's kinda weird how much he talks to himself.
So anyway, I'm gonna hide this camera
and we're gonna see what Cory does.
So I'm gonna turn this on,
hit record and close the door.
I'm excited.
Hey.
- Hi. (Kristen laughs)
- [Kristen] How was your drive?
- Uh, it was good.
- [Kristen] Good.
- Okay, this is.
- [Kristen] I'm just gonna go get the hidden camera
from the car, okay?
- [Narrator] It was at this moment he knew.
- [Kristen] Oh, I am so excited
to see what is gonna be on this camera.
Oh, this is gonna be amazing.
- Okay, I just wanna say, first of all, like,
I don't know what I'm doing in this.
And, I apologize if there's anything like,
really, overly weird.
I don't even know if I want to see this.
I don't even know, like what I did.
I just kinda.
- You ready?
- No.
- (laughs) I am.
- That's good Georgie.
You're good Georgie.
Close the door there, Georgie.
All right, close the door already.
You gotta stop puttin' stuff in your butt, Georgie.
I told you if you put stuff in your butt
you're gonna get sore like that.
Georgie you put that rake in your butt one more time
you gonna pull out some leaves you don't wanna find.
You gonna rake it up, Georgie.
You gonna have to put a chain saw, cut out the trees
that be growin' in your buttocks.
Your butt hole, not your buttocks, butt-tockses.
Well your butt don't talks unless it's assed a question.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
- I don't know.
- Who is Georgie?
- I don't know.
Just crap.
All right, Georgie.
I hear you been havin' some colonoscopy issues.
Colon issue, colon.
Your colon is
so big that,
that semis fit in there.
You got yourself a semicolon.
You gotta stop parkin' your semis in your colon space.
That's not.
That's not for parked cars.
That's for poopin'.
That's what you do with your colon space.
And also for punctuation.
For proper punctuation, you!
For Colon.
But not your stink ass semicolon, that you got going on
behind your buttocks.
In between your butt is , the open the doors and get inside
your buttocks.
(Kristen laughs)
You want some waffles?
(baby cries)
You want some biscuits?
You want some?
I'll come help, hey!
- Oh do I get to keep watching.
- [Cory] Oh yeah, you could, you just.
- Okay!
Let's continue.
♪ Waffles ♪
♪ So good in the money, but not so much in it ♪
That's too close to me, I don't.
You do your thing but this aint my thing.
See, a whole lot of nothing happens too.
I mean it's just driving.
- Yeah.
- You know and then.
- A little nose picking.
Oh, you felt something.
- No, no, no, no, no.
That's not nose picking it.
- Oh you're pulling your nose hairs.
And then you're just, okay.
(Cory laughs)
Good.
Yep.
- That's just pulling my nose hair in the car.
(Kristen laughs)
I'm really getting it.
- Why do you do that?
- I have no idea, it's like this bad habit I gotta kick.
Yes.
That's right!
I'm coming your way!
There's nothing you can do about it.
I'm just.
I'm just gonna drive!
- What was that?
- See where it takes me.
Yes!
That's right, I'm coming!
And I'm coming to get ya!
Yes!
I like to taste the sun.
I don't eat normal food, I normally eat the sun.
(Cory groans)
I don't like eat, I don't like.
Your vegetables!
I only eat
the sun!
(Kristen laughs)
- You what?
- I don't know!
I just, okay like I get really bored.
I don't like the radio, there's never anything.
That's why I tell stories.
So like, I don't know.
I've been doing this since I was a kid and it just like.
- Oh were you looking at the mirror at yourself?
Were you like? (laughs)
- Oh yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I do that in the bathroom too, sometimes too.
(Kristen laughs)
when I'm all alone, when nobody else is here.
This is what I do.
- Oh my gosh.
- Hey Siri.
Hey Siri.
Siri!
(Kristen Laughs)
Yeah!
- What is that? (laughs)
- Shut up!
Stop laughing at me.
This is, your hidden me a camera.
This is my private life she's dealing with.
Dibiding, sausage Hotdogs!
For anybody wants one, come get it!
I'm burpin' up the yummy spices.
Yummy, seven spices for all ya'll to taste.
It's so delicious ya'll!
- That's the best idea I've ever had.
- This is awful.
You.
This is terrible.
Come taste this!
Yard sale!
♪ Baby shark la la la la la ♪
♪ Baby shark la la la la ♪
♪ Baby shark pum pa la la la ♪
♪ Baby shark ♪
♪ Baby fart pa ra ra ra ♪
Okay.
How many times a day do we hear this song?
Can you, you can't blame me for like singing it
at least once.
You running all this way!
(mumbles)
On this road!
(baby crying)
Then you straight.
Then turn right!
At the four way stop.
Now turn real slow.
Then you go faster!
And then keep on going straight.
And then you go passed the fire hydrant.
- You should be a direction guy on phones.
Like instead of Siri telling me where to go.
I want this guy.
- Yeah and maybe i'll actually work.
Siri, did not work today.
Uh oh, somebody's gonna get in trouble.
Oh somebody's already in trouble.
(everybody laughs)
Oh never mind.
Daddy's only going to get some stuff at Walmart.
I'm going the wrong way, okay.
(Kristen laughs)
I'm at Walmart okay?
- That's it?
- That's it, I think.
Distracted by the police.
The five oh, let me go.
Okay.
(everyone laughs)
Yep.
- That's fantastic! (laughs)
- I feel violated.
I do.
- I don't care.
- I feel my personal space is so violated right now.
I'm just delighted I didn't do anything
like incriminating.
Not that I do anything like to incriminate.
Or say or do, well I don't know what I say.
Sometimes I just say things.
Is this it?
This is it right?
- Can I just ask everyone?
Share this video so everyone can see.
- Everyone?
My personal space has been violated enough.
We don't need more people seeing it.
- Yes we do!
- Thanks for watching guys.
And I hope you enjoyed my personal space.
- I did.
- We'll see you in the next one.
No more of this!
No more!
Or I'm filming you in the bathroom.
(happy music)