- It looks like it's a very bigger tattoo,
and she has the forearm to do it.
And she just looks like you would have a bear
on her arm.
(sneaky music)
- My name is Kenny.
I'm a forklift operator.
My name is Rita
and I'm a tattoo artist.
- Oh, that's kind of interesting.
- I got about 80% of my body
tattooed up.
I think I can
get it down to the T.
- Yes.
I'm wearing a few of them myself.
- I do have tattoos,
but you'll never know it
because I have 'em in very secretive places.
- That's my first one.
Which is the flower of Scotland.
- No.
(laughing) I wish.
(laughing)
- Pussy
and it's in their inner lip.
Oh, someone had a rough night.
- And or lost a bet.
- They like pussy in their mouth.
- S's are money signs,
so maybe like a pimp.
Okay.
- What is this?
Is that an H?
- It looks like a
mathematical question.
Definitely above my knowledge.
- And it's on top of the foot.
Hell yeah, I don't got one right there.
That's how painful it is.
- I have adorable little sprig of blueberries
that says Hello Dolly.
- I'm not quite sure what Dolly is a reference to,
but I would totally get that on me.
- A fish
on the lower stomach and crotch.
Shit.
- So like right, like the gooch?
Like right here?
- Yes, I have tattooed someone's crotch before.
I've only done it once,
and
I wouldn't probably never do it again.
- Ooooh,
love this.
On the forearm.
The wolf.
- It's the wolf from Twilight.
The one that
the sexy guy turned into,
that's what this wolf looks like.
- And now I have
pretty bitchin' inverted cross on a thigh.
Statement piece.
- This stuff kind of freaks me out.
Really, I'm curious about the story behind
this one, honestly.
- That was it, that was all of them.
- Aw, man.
- Oh my gosh.
- Who got pussy lips?
Cause that's literally what it is.
- This is so hard.
- Okay, I think out found whose it is.
(laughing)
Her.
- I think she has pussy lips.
Cause she just looks like she would have pussy lips.
(laughing)
- I have a gut feeling.
Looks like when she goes for it,
she's not fuckin' around.
- That is true.
- You look like the type of person that
(grunting)
and then.
(grunting)
- I think it was you because when I looked at you,
you kind of gave me that look.
- That pussy lip look.
- Yeah (laughing).
- Final decision.
- Yeah, yeah pussy lips.
(sighing)
- Oh the math equation.
Top of the foot.
- I don't know what it is,
so I really can't give a reason why I think it's his.
Besides you might be smart.
- (whispering) Because he's Asian.
- I'm Filipino.
- You're Filipino?
- Yeah.
She's racially stereotyping me and profiling me right now.
- The foot is real tough spot to get tattooed.
Both you guys look real tough.
But if I had to pick who could stop a truck,
you.
- Fuck.
- She said fuck.
- Next one.
It's the blueberries with the Hello Dolly.
Come on.
- Why do you think I have this tattoo?
- I don't know, cause you're adorable (laughing).
- I picked you because
I know you probably love blueberries.
- Full of antioxidants.
- See, that's what I'm talking about.
See.
- I don't know if that's family tree.
I don't know if like someone died.
You know how people get like two branches
for like their kids and stuff.
- Is it like pop culture?
Should I know who Dolly is?
Is it Dolly Parton?
What?
- That's Hello Kitty.
Who is that?
Oh see, once again, I'm African American.
I've never heard of that in my life.
- I'm gonna smell your breath,
and then I'm gonna get a confirmation.
(sniffing)
I think it's a blueberry for sure.
For sure.
- So the next one I'm gonna guess is
the gooch and the lower stomach.
I'm gonna go with this lady right here.
Cause she looks like she likes koi fish.
- I heard of this fish before.
Coil, coil fish or some shit like that.
There you go.
One of them motherfuckers.
- Well koi fish is lucky so this could be
like lucky you.
- You're down there.
- Final decision.
Crotch tattoo.
- Oh shit (laughing)
- Alright, angry wolf on a forearm.
- It's on their forearm so it's like
a man or a lesbian.
And now I'm just trying to determine who
the lesbian in this group.
Which I'm sorry ma'am, you're it.
- I knew it was coming.
- I saw the flannel, but then I realized
you guys probably gave people flannel.
- No I came in this.
- You came with the flannel?
- I came in this outfit. - Oh, okay.
- I get the sense, like he's real
in touch with his
heritage, with his peoples.
- That's fair.
I am.
I'm involved with my culture.
- See, I know what the fuck I'm talkin' about.
Final decision.
- That's what I'm going for.
- She's a wolf.
She's not a pussy lips.
- Okay, last one is this upside-down cross.
That's fucked up.
Okay.
- Inverted cross, my God
- Who's the goth in the room?
(laughing)
- She has a lot of black on
so I'm getting a lot of like
paranormal activity.
I'm not saying that you look like a Satan worshiper
or anything.
You just,
you're wearing all black, girl.
- What made you think I have that tattoo?
- You have a nice thigh.
- Are you religious?
- No.
- Are you superstitious?
- No.
- See I don't like doing that stuff.
See blacks don't play with souls.
We stay very much away from this type of stuff.
- I think she's got the inverted cross.
- I'm still sticking with her.
- Final answer.
- God, watch me get every single one wrong.
She's the wolf.
He has the crotch tattoo.
- So one, two, three.
Aw, alright.
- Hey, I did get her.
(laughing)
- Aw, only one?
You guys forgive me,
we'll all be friends.
- Well now who's pussy lips?
- Oh god.
Oh it's a big one.
(laughing)
Why did you get this tattoo?
- Well,
I was young.
In a band
and full of anger.
- Would you consider yourself goth?
- No.
I'm a designer.
- Oh.
- How do most people react to it?
- Some people
yell, throw things out of their car
and some people give me free doughnuts.
Have you ever gotten a free doughnut for your tattoos?
- I got some free booty,
but never a free doughnut. - Free booty?
- You're not a wolf.
- No,
I am blueberries. (exclaiming)
- It looks so cute,
and she's so cute.
- Who's Dolly?
- It's a Louie Armstrong song.
Yeah I got it from my Grandma.
She always sang Louie Armstrong to me
and we would pick blueberries in her backyard, so.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
- Do you have any tattoos of people who passed?
- Yeah
I got some shit.
This is from my mom, she passed away.
Her name was Rose.
She's the only one who really liked my tattoos.
- I have the foot tattoo.
- Alright.
What on Earth?
- Yeah,
it's an economic formula.
My grandpa invented it.
Measures whether or not a company is a monopoly
within a specific industry.
- Oh that's rad.
- You say monopoly, I'm like the board game?
You're going right over my head.
- Yeah, I don't know.
- We'll have somebody smart
on the comments that'll know it.
They'll be like
(talking in a mocking voice)
So you weren't the bear?
- No.
- I'm the wolf.
- The wolf.
- Aw, wolf!
- Goddamn wolf.
Shit.
- Oh, I love it.
This is very well done.
- It's a matching friend tattoo.
So my best friend has the same one.
- Pretty
bitchin' friend tattoo.
- Oh I get it.
Y'all are a pack.
Oooh,
that's real cute.
So how many of y'all are in this little pack?
Just two.
You're not (laughing).
Y'all need to get a bigger pack.
- I have the stomach tattoo.
- Oh, okay.
- The stomach slash crotch tattoo.
- I knew it.
I knew it.
- And it smells good.
(laughing)
All the way down
to here. - Wow.
It didn't say how big it was.
That makes it.
- It's my whole
stomach.
So it's supposed to originally be a belt
that wraps around my
tattoo I have on my back.
- What's in the back?
- A tribal eagle.
- Are you native?
- Hawaiian. - Okay.
- I really wanna know who pussy lips is.
- Okay.
- Pussy lips.
I knew it!
(laughing)
- I got the pussy
on my lips.
- It's it on the bottom one?
- Yeah.
- I shoulda known.
- So have you showed your parents?
- No my mom is the Filipino one
and she's not very big, supportive on my tattoos.
- I notice.
- Pussy and money that's a good combination.
- That was not drunk.
I was 19 at the time when I got it.
- I find it quite hilarious
and it makes me feel better about my own bad decisions.
- [Woman] Hell yeah, pussy cheek.
(laughing)
(clapping)
- Oh man, that was crazy.
No disrespect, ladies (laughing).