♪ Glove glove glove Glove glove glove ♪
Ahoy, you young sailors looking to spend the day
at the gloveliest place in Bikini Bottom.
Glove world makes me forget all my troubles.
This four star park has everything you need
to add a little bit of fun, happiness, relaxation,
fear, laughter and love into your boring, boring lives.
- What? - What did he say?
So, before you jump hands first into this,
let's look at the three, I mean four guidelines
to keep in mind when visiting this amusing amusement park.
Safety.
Safety is our number one priority at Glove World.
Please keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times.
There.
Now, if you could just sign this release
absolving Glove World in case of accidental spine loss.
Well, nice knowing you.
And it is important you follow all of the rules.
What do you mean I'm too short to ride this ride?
I built this!
Sorry, buddy, rules is rules.
Even for an adorable little guy like you.
There is no tolerance for fighting.
Hey, Glovezilla!
Unless it's hand to hand combat.
[grunting]
[chuckles]
Get it, hand to hand because it's Glove- No fighting.
Be sure to abide by park operating hours.
When Glove World is closed, we don't want you here.
Beat it! We're closed!
Don't be a bad noodle.
Trespassing of any kind can result in serious injury.
[groaning]
[grunting]
Oh breezy.
[grunting]
[screaming]
We have zero tolerance for misbehaving.
Boy, the swing ride is really slowing down.
That's something I can fix. Excuse me.
[screaming]
Much better.
[screaming]
There.
Huh? Hey, I landed safely.
[grunting]
Hey, we landed safely.
[screaming]
Ooh, for a minute there I thought we were in trouble.
You are in trouble!
Rule breakers will be thrown into Glove World jail.
What are you all in for?
I didn't keep my arms and legs inside the ride at all times.
[grunting]
I stood up at the top of the roller coaster.
[grunting] Murder one.
[growling]
I'm kidding. I'm just here because I bit the lemonade guy.
That guy hates kids.
That's why I bit him. High five.
Let's celebrate. Cotton candy rock for everyone!
[cheering]
People's safety is our number one concern.
But our number two, you could say, is our POOs.
POOs, people obtain our souvenirs.
Daddy, I want it.
Merchandise is a way you can show your love
to Glove... World,
which is a perfect time to introduce our handy mascot,
Glovey Glove. Take a picture with him
to capture your wonderful park experience.
Get closer, Patrick.
Uh-uh.
Come on, closer. That's it. A little more.
Now hold on to his thumb. Give me a big smile.
[clicking]
How do I look?
Along with picturesque scenes.
Look.
[screaming]
Whoa, right in the middle of Glove Lake
That's really going to spoil the view for the residents
of Glove Castle.
Glove World also offers a fistful
of one of a kind items for purchase,
including balloons... Buy It. Glove hats... Buy It.
Glove lights... Buy It.
Ah, that's better.
Glove action figures...
gloves...
gloves for your Glove action figures..
Glove candy dispenser.
And much more.
So make sure during your stay at Glove World,
you're one of our POOs.
♪ If I were you, I'd buy too ♪
♪ Gloves ♪
[cheering]
And don't forget your balloon.
It may come in handy.
Hey, I get it, balloon travel.
Thank... you.
You're welcome.
Rides and Attractions.
The day you've been waiting for is here.
That's right, Glove World has a new ride.
It■s big.
[screaming]
It■s fast.
[screaming]
Harold! No!
It■s painful.
[screaming]
It's the Fiery Fist O'Pain. Only at Glove World.
Glove World offers top of the line,
theme park rides and park attractions.
Oh, that's so good.
There's something to find for anyone.
From calm... to scary.
[screaming]
Maybe that was too scary, but we have it.
And stop crying.
Hold it right there. You forgot these.
Our spines. Yeah!
As you can see from our park map,
there are plenty of attractions
to keep bottom feeders like yourselves occupied
throughout the day.
[screaming]
From the theater...
Let us take a break in the theater.
Up to the Glove boat,
down to the infamous Tunnel of Glove.
Don't touch me! Don't talk to me!
Don't even look at me!
Glove World offers over 20 attractions.
Let's take a journey to some of our most popular rides,
starting off with the very popular Mitten.
The Mitten!
This exciting roller ride has an intense bump,
that'll get those kids screaming for joy.
[screaming]
[groaning]
[screaming]
[groaning]
[screaming]
The Mitten may not be for everyone.
[snapping]
I guess that was too much for the little guy.
Making our way next door, we have the Glove drop.
[screaming]
The Glove Drop may not be for everyone.
Wow, that was intense. After enjoying some rides,
we recommend catching a ball game.
Play ball!
[screaming]
They're going! They're going!
We're gone!
You're outta there!
Or grabbing some Glove World ice cream
to cool off.
You've got ice cream in your eyebrows.
Yeah, that's the problem with this brand.
-
Hurry back... so we can go on the ride.
What's the matter, SpongeBob?
Oh, delicious dairy treat, I don't know what to do.
Patrick's your best friend, you can't let him down.
I know but the ride is really scary.
You wanna see scary, I'll show you scary.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
You like that? You like that?
Ice cream may not be for everyone.
Have Fun.
Our goal is to put smiles on our customers faces
and create the best experience possible for everyone.
Bring your friends, bring your family,
bring your friend's family and bring the...
Hoopla!
-
Hoopla!
Oh, this guy again. [grunting]
And bring the hoopla.
Whoo! There is nothing better than spending 18 hours
at Glove World.
Have fun and more importantly,
leave your problems at the entrance.
Has the world gone mad?!
Because we don't want them.
Here, son, take this. You don't want to catch cold.
[grunting]
Ah, feels good.
For any further inquiries about Glove World,
please contact the Bikini Bottom Travel Agency.
Glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove,
glove, glove, glove, glove, glove. Glove.