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>> STEVE: THE SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN REVEALED!
But before we reveal who that is, let’s run down the top 10 out of 100 from FHM’s
annual list!
#10 – Scarlett Johansson!
YES.
I’d let her take me to a Friday night ball!
>> WILL: She’s hot!
She also kind of scares me though.
She seems very intimidating.
Like if I were in a room alone with her, I would have nothing interesting to say.
>> STEVE: I find your lack of confidence disturbing.
I’ll teach you how to talk to ladies Will.
It’ll be like Hitch, but it’s the sweaty fat guy that teaches the attractive black
man how to game.
>> WILL: #9 – Nicole Scherzinger!
She’s a gosh-darn smoke show!
And I need her in my life!
>> STEVE: I’ve never seen her before in my life.
But she’s very attractive.
Great job Nicole Scherzinger, because genes!
#8 – Lucy Mecklenburgh!
I don’t know who she is either!
What’s wrong with me?
>> WILL: It’s ok Steve, I’ve never seen her before either.
Let’s move on!
#7 – Beyonce!
I know who that is!
She purdy!
But I’m more attracted to her power!
Also, when she cut her hair?
YUP.
>> STEVE: Beyonce can take me to the Army Surpluss store and leave me there.
#6 – Mila Kunis.
Yes, one million times yes.
She’s funny, she’s down for weird stuff in movies and tv shows, and she’s hot-town-summer-in-the-city!
>> WILL: I’m also terrified of her.
And when I was a little boy, I watched That 70s Show, and wanted to be her soul mate.
I love you Mila.
(CALL ME) #5 – Kaley Cuoco (COO-OH-COH).
Dat eyebrow game!
I think I would actually try to court her if I knew her in real life.
>> STEVE: You’re adorable.
She was born in Camarillo, and I was born in Oxnard.
That’s like, only one town apart.
We probably went to the same Chuck E Cheese’s!
Wanna touch me?
>> WILL: Yes.
>> STEVE: #4 – Emily Ratajkowski!
She was in that music video!
>> WILL: She’s British!
She suffers from a condition called, one-eyebrow-is-slightly-higher-than-the-other.
And I dig that.
It makes her intriguing.
I’d let her hold my hand.
>> STEVE: I’d hand her a bag of ham.
#3 – Rihanna.
Oh man, that music video.
Am I right?
And that scene in This is the End.
>> WILL: Judging from her instagram, I think she’s a ratchet.
She might be a ratchet.
She posted a photo of a 100 dollar bill in an ultrasound.
You know, Rihanna, is a pretty person.
But then I look at her instagram photos.
>> STEVE: Ok buddy.
You ok?
>> WILL: #2!
Michelle Keegan!
She’s an English-lady!
If I woke up in the morning next to her, I’d be so happy I’d have a heart attack and
die right there!
>> STEVE: I’d let her…
Wait! She was in an episode of Red Dwarf!
AND the NUMBER ONE, SEXIEST LADY IN THE WORLD, 2014, ACCORDING TO FHM!
Jennifer Lawrence!
YES, one million times YES.
I loves my J.Law.
She’s sexy, smart, funny, and she gives zero fucks!
>> WILL: She’s an amazing actress.
She falls a lot, which makes her very human.
I wish I could fall into people’s hearts by falling on the floor.
>> STEVE: So there it is!
There’s 90 more on FHM’s site, so if you’re interested in looking at more pretty ladies,
please do go over to that site and check it out will ya?
>> WILL: Also, any objections to this list?
Let us know in the comments area!
>> STEVE: Like, subscribe, clickity click, I’m Steve!
>> WILL: I’m Will!
>> STEVE: And before we go, if you’re in the LA area on May 9th, around 8pm, you can
get tickets to the awesome Defranco Does LA at the Alex Theater in Glendale!
It’s gonna be a blast!
>> WILL: I’ll be there!
With pants on!
>> STEVE: I’m gonna sing a song!
It’ll be great, so get your tickets now before they’re gone!
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