I AM TAMMY BRUCE, ADMIRAL
LAURA INGRAHAM, NC MY SHOW, "GET
TAMMY BRUCE" ON FOX NATION.
I WILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
♪ ♪ [APPLAUSE]
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>> Greg: HAPPY FRIDAY,
EVERYONE!
WE ARE THE NEW KINGS OF LATE
NIGHT.
[APPLAUSE]
MASSIVE RATINGS, WE DESTROYED
EVERYONE!
EVERY HOST.
EVERY NEWS, THEY ARE GONE.
JUST ME!
BUT ALSO, YOU, BECAUSE YOU GUYS
DID IT BECAUSE YOU ARE THE
GREATEST FANS, AND YOU’VE GOT TO
CHECK THIS THING OUT.
THERE IS A GUY IN THE AUDIENCE.
LOOK WHAT HE MADE.
A GUY NAMED BART O.
[APPLAUSE]
YOU DON’T HAVE TO CLAP FOR BART,
ONLY CLAP FOR ME.
BUT HE BUILT, HE RECREATED THIS
ENTIRE SET USING LEGOS.
HE EVEN GOT SPECIAL LEGOS
BECAUSE YOU NEED GIANT LEGOS FOR
HIM.
AND KAT IS A LEGO, WHICH IS
APPROXIMATELY THE SAME WEIGHT AS
SHE IS.
ISN’T THAT AMAZING?
I DON’T THINK DON LEMON GETS A
LEGO SET.
[APPLAUSE]
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT --
ALL RIGHT.
TO THE MONOLOGUE!
SO, CAMPUS REFORM HAS A NEW
VIDEO OUT WHERE THE INTERVIEW
COLLEGE WOMEN ON SYSTEMIC
SEXISM.
I WONDER, DOES AMERICA OPPRESS
WOMEN?
>> WOULD YOU SAY THAT WOMEN ARE
TREATED UNFAIRLY IN THE
UNITED STATES?
>> YES, I WOULD SAY SO.
>> YES.
>> I HAVE QUIT SO MANY JOBS
BECAUSE OF THE WAY I WAS TREATED
AT WORK.
>> DEFINITELY.
>> I DEFINITELY THINK THERE ARE
A LOT OF INSTITUTIONAL FACTORS
THAT PLAY INTO THAT, ESPECIALLY
WHEN YOU THINK, LIKE, UNEQUAL
PAY.
>> WE ALREADY HAVE A LOWER PAY
WAGE COME EVEN IF WE ARE OVERLY
QUALIFIED FOR THE POSITION.
>> THERE ARE STILL A LOT OF
TRADITIONAL, I GUESS YOU COULD
SAY, LIKE, PERSPECTIVES, ON WHAT
A WOMAN SHOULD DO AND WHAT A
WOMAN SHOULDN’T DO.
>> YEAH, THERE ARE DEFINITELY
SOME UNFAIR TREATMENT IN SOME
ASPECTS.
>> WOULD YOU SAY THAT WOMEN ARE
OPPRESSED HERE?
>> YES.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
BUT IT IS PRIMARILY COME OF
COURSE, THERE IS THE
INTERSECTION OF NOT JUST BEING A
WOMAN, BUT A WOMAN OF COLOR OR A
POOR WOMAN OR AN IMMIGRANT.
>> Greg: SO TRUE.
BUT I AM NOT SURPRISED BY THE
ANSWERS.
THIS IS THE COLLEGE CAMPUS,
WHERE FRESH BRAINS GO TO DIE.
BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THESE
WOMEN ARE TOLD ABOUT ACTUAL
OPPRESSORS?
>> BEFORE THE U.S. TROOPS
INVADED AFGHANISTAN, THE TALIBAN
WAS IN CONTROL, AND UNDER THE
TALIBAN, WOMEN WEREN’T ALLOWED
TO HAVE A JOB, THEY WEREN’T
ALLOWED TO GET AN EDUCATION,
THEY WEREN’T ALLOWED TO HOLD A
POSITION IN GOVERNMENT, THEY
WERE BEING BEATEN AND KILLED
UNDER THAT GOVERNMENT.
WE DROVE THEM OUT, AND SINCE
THEN, YOU KNOW, WOULD LIKE FOR
WOMEN IN AFGHANISTAN IMPROVE
GREATLY BECAUSE OF THE U.S.
PRESENCE.
>> Greg: SO, HOW DOES THAT
CHANGE THEIR VIEWS?
>> YEAH, WE HAVE IT BETTER.
WE DO.
>> I THINK IT DOES -- I MEAN,
COMPARED TO WHAT IS HAPPENING IN
AFGHANISTAN, I MEAN, I DO HAVE
MORE BASIC RIGHTS.
>> OH, YEAH, FOR SURE, WE STILL
HAVE IT A LOT BETTER THAN MANY
OTHER WOMEN IN OTHER COUNTRIES
AROUND THE WORLD.
>> YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY, IN OTHER
AREAS, IT IS A LOT WORSE, LIKE
WITH THAT SITUATION, I KNOW,
OBVIOUSLY, THERE IS NOT AS MUCH
TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HERE THAN OVER
THERE.
>> DO YOU THINK WE HAVE IT
PRETTY GOOD HERE?
[LAUGHTER]
>> THAT CONTRADICTS WHAT I
SAY -- BUT IT IS THE TRUTH,
THOUGH!
[LAUGHTER]
YOU HAVE A VERY FAIR POINT.
WE DO HAVE IT BETTER HERE THAN
WE DO IN AFGHANISTAN.
>> Greg: I LOVE THAT WOMAN.
BECAUSE SHE ADMITTED SHE WAS
WRONG IN REAL TIME.
SOMEBODY PLEASE SEND THIS CLIP
TO OUR VP, STAT.
THAT’S IF ANYONE CAN FIND HER.
SO, THESE STUDENTS WERE EXPOSED
TO NEW FACTS AND THEY CHANGE
THEIR MINDS.
AND I DON’T MEAN EXPOSED IN THE
WAY THAT GOT ME KICKED OFF
CAMPUS.
BUT WE USED TO CALL THIS -- WE
USED TO CALL THIS LEARNING, AND
IT IS GREAT TO SEE.
FACT IS, NOT EVERYONE ON CAMPUS
IS DIMWITTED, IT’S JUST THE
FACULTY.
SADLY, THE STUDENTS ONLY GET A
VERY NARROW WORLDVIEW FED TO
THEM BY THESE UNHAPPY
PROFESSORS.
THEY DON’T WANT THINKERS.
THEY WANT PARROTS.
AND THESE PARROTS BLAME
EVERYTHING ON THE CRACKERS.
THE CREED BOILS DOWN TO THIS
COUNTRY SOCKS, AND IF YOU ARE
WHITE, YOU SUCK, TOO.
TOOK A WHILE.
[APPLAUSE]
SORRY.
BUT IT’S AN EASY SCRIPT TO
MIMIC, AND MANY DO IT TO KEEP
THE MOB AWAY AND ALSO GET A GOOD
GRADE.
SO, ANTI-AMERICAN HACKS
REPURPOSE STUDENT BRAINS FOR
IMAGINING EVERYTHING AS A POWER
STRUGGLE, WHICH PUTS THEIR MINDS
IN THE 24-HOUR A DAY FISTFIGHT
BETWEEN WHAT THEY ARE BEING
TAUGHT AND WHAT THEY ARE
EXPERIENCING IN REAL LIFE.
BUT WHEN THESE STUDENTS HERE THE
OTHER SIDE OF THINGS, IT’S NICE
TO SEE THE EFFECTS.
IF WE ARE LUCKY, THEY MIGHT
ESCAPE COLLEGE WITH AN
EDUCATION.
BUT THIS NATIONAL SELF LOATHING
ISN’T SOMETHING YOU FIND ON THE
ON CAMPUS.
IT’S INFILTRATED EVERY CRANNY,
LIKE SO MUCH WATER ON BRIAN
STELTER’S MORNING BAGEL.
[LAUGHTER]
YEAH.
IT’S CONSIDERED A REQUIREMENT
FOR OUR CULTURAL CONVERSATION,
EXCEPT IT’S STUPID AND TOXIC,
LIKE DRINKING WINDEX WILD
WATCHING "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF
NEW JERSEY."
SO YOU FIND IT IN MOVIES, TV,
AND OF COURSE, SPORTS.
IF YOU’RE SOMEONE WHO LOVES THIS
COUNTRY AND YOU WATCH A NETFLIX
MOVIE, AND NBC SITCOM, AT
STEPHEN COLBERT, ALL IN THE SAME
NIGHT, YOUR SPOUSE OR THE COPS
WILL FIND YOU THE NEXT MORNING
WITH YOUR HEAD IN THE OVEN.
AND A SUICIDE NOTE THAT READS "I
APOLOGIZE FOR 400 YEARS OF
OPPRESSION."
BUT THIS AMERICA IS NO BETTER
AND POSSIBLY WORSE, PERSPECTIVE
MIGHT BE THE EASIEST WAY TO PASS
YOURSELF OFF AS A CARING
INTELLECT.
WHEN IRONICALLY IT IS INVERSELY
PROPORTIONAL TO ACTUAL WISDOM.
ALMOST EVERYONE WHO CLAIMS WOMEN
ARE ROUTINELY PAID LESS THAN MEN
ARE OPERATING ON OUTDATED
STATISTICS ABOUT INCOME AND THE
WORD OF CHOOSE TO DO.
THE OIL RIGS AND BOATS AWAIT
YOU, LADIES.
THE STATS ALWAYS GET DEBUNKED,
YOU JUST NEVER HEAR ABOUT IT,
LIKE WHEN FAMOUS FEMALE SOCCER
GOALIE MEGAN RAPINOE CLAIMED HOW
WOMEN PLAYERS WERE VICTIMS OF
WAGE DISCRIMINATION.
IT WAS COVERED WIDELY IN THE
PRESS.
WHAT WASN’T COVERED AS WIDELY,
THE CALIFORNIA FEDERAL COURT
DISMISSING THE CLAIM AFTER
FINDING OUT THE WOMEN’S SOCCER
TEAM ACTUALLY MAKES MORE THAN
MEN ON A CUMULATIVE AND PER GAME
BASIS.
THE WOMEN’S NATIONAL TEAM EARNED
$24 MILLION.
MEN EARNED $18 MILLION.
IF IT WERE UP TO ME, THEY WOULD
BOTH BE MAKING MINIMUM WAGE.
THAT SPORT MAKES MINIMUM WAGE
LOOKS LIKE THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF
"ROCKY."
ESPECIALLY SOCCER PLAYERS.
HOPE SOLO, FORMER GOALIE AND MY
FAVORITE "STAR WARS" CHARACTER,
TOLD A TEAMMATE RAPINOE GOT THEM
TO SUPPORT.
IT’S LIKE THAT PERSON IN THE
OFFICE THAT WEARS TOO MUCH
PERFUME OR COLOGNE, 5 MINUTES
AROUND THEM AND YOU WANT TO PUKE
PUKE.
IMAGINE HAVING SOMEONE LIKE THAT
IN YOUR PLACE OF WORK.
[RINGING]
♪ ♪
>> HEY!
WHY Y’ALL STANDING HERE?
>> JUST STANDING.
>> STANDING FOR WHAT, THE
PATRIARCHY?
YOU WORK WITH ME, YOU TAKE A
KNEE.
KNEELED DOWN, KNEEL DOWN, TURN
YOUR BACK.
KEEP WORKING.
[LAUGHTER]
♪ ♪
HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
EATING?
>> OLD, THIS IS GREAT, LOCAL
SANDWICH STOP.
>> WE ONLY EAT A SUBWAY IN THIS
OFFICE.
YOU WANT TO SMASH THE FASH, BUT
THAT IN THE TRASH.
>> IT’S MY FIRST DAY OF WORK
MIGHT HAVING A GREAT TIME.
>> WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
>> MY MOTHER.
>> DON’T YOU MEAN BIRTHING
PERSON?
>> NO, ACTUALLY, I’M A DOCTOR.
>> ADOPT THIS.
>> YEAH, LET ME CALL YOU BACK.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: WHO KNEW KAT HAD A
BROTHER.
SO, I MISS THE OLYMPICS.
ACTUALLY, I MISSED THE OLYMPICS.
BUT SO DID A LOT OF PEOPLE.
AND WHY IS THAT?
SAME REASON THE NBA’S RATINGS
ARE LOWER THAN THE TALIBAN’S
TOLERANCE FOR STRING BIKINIS.
GIVE US MORE WINNERS, WRAPPED IN
OUR FLAG.
LOVING THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE.
YOU CAN KEEP THE RAPINOES
WRAPPED IN ENDORSEMENT DEALS AND
RESENTMENT.
IT IS A MICROCOSM OF THE
AMERICAN ADMINISTRATION, AMERICA
IS THE LAND OF HATE AND
INEQUALITY.
BIDEN’S ABRASIVE LOCAL CULTURE
PUTS A STAMP OF APPROVAL ON THE
GRIM CONVICTION THAT AMERICA IS
ETERNALLY GUILTY OF SYSTEMIC
RACISM, AND SO, HOW DARE WE PASS
JUDGMENT ON MEDIEVAL TALENTS
LIKE THE TALIBAN?
WE ARE NO BETTER, RIGHT?
WHEN YOU LOOK AT ATTITUDES
AROUND CAMPUS, YOU CAN SEE HOW
WE HAVE A SLAPDASH EMBARRASSING
RETREAT.
WE SEEK TO PUNISH FELLOW
AMERICANS WERE THINKING FOR
THEMSELVES IN PLACE OF
INDIVIDUALITY, WHERE THEY WOKE
MINDLESSNESS BROUGHT TO YOU BY
OUR NATIONS PROFESSORS.
THE WORST PEOPLE ON EARTH.
NOT INCLUDING THE TALIBAN, YET.
[APPLAUSE]
LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUESTS!
SHE’S GOT THE TOP SHELF OPINIONS
THAT WE ARE TOO SHORT TO REACH.
FOX NEWS HEADLINES 24/7
CARLEY SHIMKUS!
HE BECAME A BANK PRESIDENT JUST
FOR A FREE CHECKING FORMER
OKLAHOMA STATE REPRESENTATIVE
T.W. SHANNON!
SHE’S GOT A MIND LIKE A STEEL
TRAP -- SHARP, RUSTED, AND
FILLED WITH DEAD SQUIRRELS.
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR, KAT TIMPF!
AND HE’S LIKE A DECK OF CARDS.
HE HAS FOUR SUITS, AND YOUR
GRANDMOTHER WOULD LOVE TO GET
HER HANDS ON HIM.
"FOX & FRIENDS" WEEKEND HOST,
WILL CAIN!
[APPLAUSE]
OH, WHAT AN UGLY PANEL WE HAVE.
[LAUGHTER]
THANK GOD I’M A 10.
SO, WILL, ARE YOU -- MY THEORY
IS THAT SOMEHOW, THE WOKISM HAS
REPLACED COMMON SENSE, AND THAT
KIND OF CONTRIBUTED TO OUR MESS
ABROAD.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE, OR AM I
STRETCHING IT?
>> NO, IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
FIRST OF ALL, HERE’S ONE OF MY
FAVORITE THING ABOUT
"WATTERS’ WORLD," OR "CAMPUS
REFORM," IT IS LIKE A WWE MATCH,
THEY COME OUT, FIREWORKS ARE
FLARING, CERTAINTY, CONFIDENCE,
AND THEY KNOW WHAT THEY BELIEVE,
AND ONE REBUTTAL OR ONE
QUESTION, AND THE IT IS OVER IN
SECONDS.
THEY FOLD AND TROUBLE LIKE A
HOUSE OF CARDS, AND YOU SAW THAT
IN THE VIDEO, AND YOU DID NAIL
IT EXACTLY RIGHT, IT IS A CHEAT
SHEET, A SHORTCUT TO
ENLIGHTENMENT TO ALWAYS POINT TO
OPPRESSION, AND THEY HAVE ALL
THE CHEAT SHEET LINGO IN HAND.
YOU HEARD THEM IN THAT CLIP.
INSTITUTIONAL OR INTERSECTIONAL.
IF YOU USE ALL THE RIGHT BUZZ
WORDS, YOU CAN PASS YOURSELF OFF
AS ENLIGHTENED.
UNLESS SOMEBODY ASKS YOU A
QUESTION.
>> Greg: YEAH, AND IT ALL GOES
AWAY.
TW, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Greg: MY SWEATER.
>> MISTER ROGERS CALLED AND HE
WANTED IT BACK.
>> Greg: I DIGRESS.
WHEN GENERAL MILLEY WAS AT
THAT -- WHAT WAS THAT, HEARING,
SAID HE WANTED TO GET AT THE
ROOT OF WHITE RAGE, YOU KIND OF
REALIZED THAT MAYBE WINNING WARS
AND KEEPING AMERICA SAFE WAS NOT
REALLY THE PRIORITY.
>> FIRST OF ALL, MY NAME IS TW,
AND MY PERSONAL PRONOUN IS
CRACKER.
[LAUGHTER]
NO, REALLY, THIS IDEA THAT THE
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
WOULD STAND AND TELL PEOPLE THAT
THE GREATEST THREAT TO AMERICA’S
WHITE SUPREMACY, I MEAN, IT
ALMOST IS SHOCKING, BUT
ABSOLUTELY -- AFTER YOU THINK
ABOUT IT, IT REALLY IS NOT
SHOCKING, RIGHT, BECAUSE THEY
HAVE CONTINUED TO PRESS THIS LIE
THAT EVERY SINGLE MINORITY IN
THIS COUNTRY IS SOMEHOW
OPPRESSED BY AMERICA.
THIS IS NOT THE HOME OF SYSTEMIC
RACISM, THIS IS THE HOME OF
SYSTEMIC OPPORTUNITY, AND I
THINK MORE PEOPLE --
[APPLAUSE]
AND HERE’S MY ANSWER, YOU KNOW,
INTO IMMIGRATION AT SOME POINT,
I’VE GOT A FOOLPROOF PLAN
FOR FIXING IMMIGRATION,
YOU TAKE OBAMA, YOU TAKE
MICHELLE, YOU TAKE OPRAH, YOU
TAKE ALL OF THEM AND TAKE THEM
TO THE SOUTHERN BORDER AND LET
THEM EXPLAIN HOW AWFUL A PLACE
THIS IS SO PEOPLE WILL STOP
WANTING TO COME, BECAUSE THE
REALITY IS, IF IT WAS AS BAD AS
THEY SAY IT IS, YOU WOULDN’T
HAVE PEOPLE CLINGING TO
AIRPLANES TRYING TO GET HERE.
>> Greg: YEAH, IT IS TRUE.
PEOPLE ARE BASICALLY SUPPORTING
AMERICA WITH THEIR FEET BY
RUNNING IN ONE DIRECTION TOWARD
IT.
IF WE WERE SO AWFUL, CARLEY,
THEY WOULD BE RUNNING AWAY.
>> YEAH, AND I HAVE BEEN READING
A LOT OF INDIVIDUAL STORIES OF
WHAT WOMEN ARE GOING THROUGH
RIGHT NOW IN AFGHANISTAN, YOU
KNOW, THE BEATINGS IN THE
STREETS ARE ALREADY HAPPENING.
WOMEN ARE THROWING THEIR BABIES
OVER FENCES.
IT’S HARD NOT TO PUT YOURSELF IN
THEIR SHOES AND THINK, WHY NOT
ME?
LIKE, WHY AM I SO HAPPY TO HAVE
THIS LIFE?
BY THE GRACE OF GOD, WE WIN THE
LOTTERY JUST BY BEING AMERICANS,
AND IT IS NOT JUST AFGHANISTAN,
IT IS NORTH KOREA, IT IS CUBA,
WHICH IS UNFORTUNATELY OUT OF
THE NEWS.
>> Greg: YEAH.
>> THE KIDS IN THAT VIDEO, THEY
HAVE BEEN TAUGHT TO FEEL
OPPRESSED AND IT IS COOL TO BE
THE VICTIM, AND SOME OF THEM
WILL GROW OUT OF IT, SOME OF
THEM WON’T COME UP WITH A ONE
WOMAN THAT I DO WANT TO TALK
ABOUT, AMERICAN WOMAN, IS OUR
VICE PRESIDENT.
YOUNG WOMEN OF COLOR AROUND THE
WORLD WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOK UP
TO HER, AND I CAN’T STOP
THINKING ABOUT WHAT THE YOUNG
WOMEN OF COLOR IN AFGHANISTAN
WOULD BE THINKING RIGHT NOW IF
THEY KNEW THAT SHE COULD SAY
SOMETHING FOR THEM, SPEAK UP FOR
THEM, AND SHE IS CHOOSING NOT TO
TO.
SHE AND PRESIDENT BIDEN CAME
INTO THE WHITE HOUSE BEING THE
COMPASSIONATE PEOPLE, THEY WERE
GOING TO BRING COMPASSION BACK
TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
THERE IS NOTHING COMPASSIONATE
ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT
NOW.
>> Greg: AS A SELF IDENTIFIED
WOMAN OF COLOR, I -- HOW DARE
YOU LAUGH.
>> BIRTHING PERSON.
>> SELF IDENTIFIED BIRTHS
IDENTIFIED BIRTHING PERSON OF
COLOR.
>> Greg: YEAH, YEAH, YOU
SHOULD SEE WHAT I’VE BIRTHED IN
THE BATHROOM.
KAT?
>> YES, GREG?
>> Greg: WELL DONE AND YOUR
RECREATION OF MEGAN RAPINOE.
>> THANK YOU.
YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL COME OVER.
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
YOU DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS A GOALIE,
SHE’S NOT.
>> Greg: WHAT IS SHE?
>> YOU CAN TELL BY THOSE
PICTURES THEY WERE SHOWING UP OR
OUT ON THE FIELD.
GOALIES DON’T DO THAT, THEY ARE
BY THE GOAL.
>> Greg: I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU’RE CRITICIZING MY SPORTS
ACUMEN.
>> WELL, I CAN, BECAUSE LISTEN,
I THINK SHE HAS A POINT, BECAUSE
I HAVE ALWAYS FOUND IT
EMPOWERING TO SAY I HAVE FACED
SEXISM, I HAVE TRAUMA FROM THAT,
BUT FOR EXAMPLE, I’M A WOMAN,
YOU ARE A MAN, OKAY?
YOU, YOU KNOW, YOU MAKE MORE
MONEY THAN I DO, AND THAT IS
NOT -- WE HAVE THE SAME HEIGHT.
RIGHT?
>> Greg: TRUE.
>> I HAVE TO BE GENEROUS, IT
CANNOT BE THAT YOU HAVE DECADES
MORE EXPERIENCE, THAT THIS IS
YOUR SHOW AND I AM JUST A
SIDEKICK, OR YOU HAVE ANOTHER
SUCCESSFUL SHOW YOU ARE ON,
CANNOT BE THAT.
IF I WOULD SAY THAT, I WOULD GET
SO MANY RETWEETS AND I WOULD BE
COOL AND I WOULD GET
SPONSORSHIPS.
BUT I CAN’T BE THAT STUPID.
>> Greg: YES, YES.