pat maloney johnny depp destroyed turd's lawyer on thursday shaping up to be an oj rittenhouse level
how was the funeral this weekend oh god i haven't caught up on the
on the trial i am going to talk about it with a lawyer later this week but do you guys have
feelings about this yeah johnny depp honestly is a better stand-up comedian than he is and after
he's really funny on on the trial he's just like completely nagging amber hurts lawyer because he's
a [ __ ] clown like the lawyer just asked him the dumbest questions like he asked him three times
johnny is this your mr is this your signature mr debt once again is this your signature he's
like yes it was my signature three times ago and then like the whole courtroom's laughing
oh my god you have to watch the meme video really yeah i saw that
it's really good meme video i'll i'll get it for you okay okay i was watching stephen crowder uh
whenever that day was when they were talking about her [ __ ] in the bed i was like crying laughing
i don't know if you like seen that if anyone's seen that part oh my god i was listening to people
i was dying laughing like my makeup was running down my face i was like oh my god i didn't even
know about that until i seen that because i wasn't paying attention honestly until i seen
that and i'm like wow this is this is clownery right here imagine you shouldn't i don't know if
she like squatted on the bed or like threw it in the bed like how did you do it did they ever say
i don't know this is what happens when you don't have a bidet what did i tell you guys
yeah that would have happened if she just had a bidet exactly because it would have saved
us this whole trial drama yeah all right i put the video in the private chat okay
no but imagine that you're you taking a [ __ ] in your ex's bed gets brought up in the court of law
okay this looks hilarious it is this might be worth a copyright strike all right let's see
i don't think you'll get a strike for this yeah this is news commentary this is actually right
we're commentating this is this is within the realms of comments very serious livestream
had a conversation with miss hurt
yes
oh he's crushing it
maybe they're using
so it's a pretty simple yes or no question which is motherboard
correct yes it is you signed right for the third time
is
yeah okay correct again okay so she you you oh my god we're drinking pretty heavily
god his lawyers prepped the [ __ ] out of him
you would agree you would agree that
i love how amber hurt has a bunch of feminists and masks behind her
what is like next to him this little i like to drink whiskey in the mornings too right
oh god happy hour any time
it's five o'clock somewhere looks like it would fit some cocaine
did i read that correctly you didn't okay did i read that right yeah she did did i read that right
after you cut your finger off that you are right after what i won't give you anything
to argue with me yet right after you sustained an injury to your finger
that you right after you sustained an injury to your fingers
which do not
so
amber heard's lawyer is at one of johnny depp's fan events from like 2015. oh my god she's like
a hardcore johnny depp family when he's walking on the carpet and she's standing there with her phone
oh wow wait did you see that video where he was captain jack at a children's hospital and the kid
asked him what happened to his finger and it was when she cut his finger off and he like covered
for her it cut it cut off like this the tip yeah little kid asked him about it and he like covered
for her so she like yeah that was oh goodness okay i'm so angry that you guys brought this because
it was such amazing content that now i'm gonna be like completely invested in watching more of this
it took two days to get that because he talks very very very slowly yeah yeah did any of
y'all see where uh milani cosmetics uh yeah yeah because amber heard's like saying she covered up
her bruises with a milani cosmetics palette like a very specific color correcting palette
and then uh milani cosmetics i don't know if i think was on tick tock that they posted
that palette didn't exist back then
i mean this is what she gets though like she's such a
[ __ ] like she just makes it just so much worse for real victims like she's such a yeah yeah
wow milani cosmetics and i know that brand because it's a it's an affordable drugstore
brand yeah has suddenly found itself at the center of the amber herd trial oh my god it sucks
so on top of that her using that palette that palette sucks it would never be able to cover
up roses that's that's she was sponsored by l'oreal so spa imagine being sponsored by
l'oreal and then doing some promo for milani in this video maybe she's gonna get let go
wow
and like oh my god and now how do you get that wrong like you didn't even look you
just thought it was there forever so you just picked one you didn't even figured milani
they don't have a social media department because they don't have the budget you know she mentioned
something from sephora that figured oh they get on it right away but melania uh they don't have
time they don't have the resources but oh they do they recognized it wow that is cray cray
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