*wapoosh* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to L.A, Noire by Rockstar games, but the VR version!
I've played L.A. Noire in the past. I really like LA Noire. It's a really fun game
I had no idea they were making a VR version of the game
Uh, Until I went to steam and it was like, "Hey,
This is suggested to you cuz you play a shit ton of HTC vive stuff." So here I am!
Press right trackpad to begin oh right trackpad
Oh, okay, I pressed the Menu button
Ooooh~
Neat! Aw, I have a little hat and everything. Oh I have hands! *Adorable laugh*
Hi ho silver, away!! *Another adorable laugh*
Look at the selection and click right trackpad to confirm
Oooh
Cool! I'm a detective Serg! Here to solve crime and save the day! Can I -can I walk around?
Aww
That's my wall! I want to be able to walk around. Hmm. What do we have here?
Abigale
fibbadasher
under surveillance for flashing in public
Okay, Abigail you're going in
Can I have some coffee please?
*Weird warbling noise followed by adorable laughter*
We're gonna solve some crime today! *Dissolves into laughter*
D-dispatch?
Okay um I di-I in L.A. Noire you have to examine clues. To open and close your hands press the grip buttons
I got it! *Small laugh* A-Okay, how-how are you feeling? Okie dokie! *Yet another adorable laugh*
Okay, what's my drawer? Aw look at my tiny little legs
Squats. Squats.
Squats. I'm gonna be a big boy! Wait, what's under the table?
Ahhhh gotcha! gotcha! I get to punch you in the arm now *Papoosh**Laugh*
Okay hmm
Yeah, sonny, ya see what the problem is? Not enough people smokin' these days everybody's out there vaping and doing all their kid millennial stuff, but
Smoking is where it's really at you gotta really
Talk on the ganja to be able to see what's going on over here
Okay, how do I-?
*Boop boop, boop boop boop*
This one! This right here, I would like this one
Okay, I need to stop dicking around and actually play the game, "press the Grip button. Look at your hands and try it now."
Ahhhhh I could do that one! OoooOooh~
Aw, get right up in there
Grip an item to pick it up. Try it now. I just did it! Use the grip button to pick up the revolver
I didn't even see the revolver! That was not there before!
Hey, hey was this here? An-anybody? Okay
Oooh
*In strange accent* God forgive me
Come on I thought that was how I got out of VR
Weapons in LA Noire use the toggle grip. Press the grip button again to drop the revolver
Oh shit yeah, it's like yo, whaddup, my rap name is Kenny G. And I'm here to say fuck y'all *Cartoon sound effect*
I'm still cool. I want to walk around- Oh shit. Sorry. I figured it out. I can search around my place
There's music by the way
Really banging can I put on some more tunes?
Yeah
Fuck yeah. Oh look at my legs go. whoa whoa I'm a slidy boy whoa
Bringing it around town.
Bringing it around town. Nice.
Here comes the airplane. Nnnnow
Look out!
Nnnnya
stardate captain's log
2566. It turns out the culprit was my brother all along. Jimmy-no-shoes
I knew it. I should have guessed by the fact that there was only bare footprints all over the murder case
I knew I should have taken him out when I had the chance
Him and Johnny lumber teeth there's only one thing I can do
Dance the night away, that's it Sunny use your moves. Use your *Laughter*
Why is my head so gigantic? *Laughter*
Oh, my, lord. *More laughter*
Oh yeah, do the ol' reach around do the ol' reach around. Oh my god! No! stop that.
Oh yeah, dab Phelps. I like how you got disgruntled when I told you to dab.
Ooo. Is that my chest ooh, ooh?
Strong pecs for a strong boy. Oh. Oh.Oh-
No! - Ahoy silver. Away!
Thriller! Thriller night! *Laughter*
Oh I can take my hat off!
Amazing! Woo!
That was pretty cool. Wow look at my hairline. I might need to start using some Romaine but mm. Mmm.
Mm. And...Act.
La la la la la! Not listening!
If you stare directly at my chest you will see my nipples are right here. Oo.
Okay, I've been playing this for like twenty minutes and I haven't done anything yet.
Okay, let's start the mission screw everything else. It's time to head out into the streets for some crimes
Why what's happening-y-you're-I know that bum!
Window Bowers I put him away before you jump the-- Hey! Window Bowers!
I'm chasing him! Imma coming! God, there's a fence right there. Okay-
Apprehend Wendell Bowers. Okay. Here we go! Where'd he- I don't even see him, where'd he go?
Don't make me chase you Wendell Bowers! I'm coming for you! I'm a sprint magician!
Wait no get down- g-go after him
Wait no Bowers. Stop! In the name of the law! You have to halt!
Oh god, oh god. That's me but I'm over here. I'm having an out of body experience.
I mean it's a rooftop, so-hold the grip trigger to make a fist. Ohhh.
Punchy by extending your- I know how to throw a punch! Nooo! Stop! Stop it! Stop! Go away!
Stop. Smelly! Smelly-smelly-smelly boy!
What's up? Ow!
Stop it!
My dad taught me how to punch-by punching me in the face a lot. Woah!
Yep, that's what they call me- Persistence Jones. Ow! Ow! Come on Sully! Woo!
Oh I think I killed him...
Are you dea- Ayy! He's not dead!
He's got a hole in his life for an asshole like you. You can make it up to him in 10 years time.
He's got a hole in his asshole for a guy like you. What?
This bum will back in the iron hotel by tomorrow night. I have no idea what any of what you're saying means.
Armed and dangerous. Wait.
I have arms, and I'm dangerous. Is it-is it me? is it me? am I armed and dangerous?
Look at me when I'm accusing me to you. We'll take that, it's only a couple blocks from here. Okay-
But I'm just gonna stand out here and take it all in store easy terms
Hello-grip the handle
Bah, bah, bah, bah! I'm waiting for the fucking orchestra in my back pocket to stop. Okay here we go-pull.
Okay, can you stop doing that I know how to-Oh-god-
Uh hi, hi. Oh pretty boy, pretty boy
Yes. what-what concealer do you use? do you use uh-oh hello.
Are-Are we off? Grip the radio to respond to dispatch okay hold on hold on a minute. I don't know the way
You think I do? I have to call dispatch. That's what I'm doing okay hmm pretty boy, okay.
Hello- 14 to Adam. Calling kgpl. We'll handle the 211. JLC, calling Big Mama doc.
To start the engine, grip the ignition key- Okay, take this. I don't need it anymore. Okay. It's- we're lucky we have that. Ooh-
Oh can I warp? Warp speed Mr.Sulu. Okay.
I'm turning it on. Look.
Uh oh. Oh! Am I actually driving? Oh jesus! Oh hold on to your butts! This is gonna get rough! Ahhhh!!
*Huge car crash noise*
Oh I've never driven a car in VR before! H-Have a pat on the head. -Take the next right.
I-I can't-
Ooh fuck we're crashing into everything! Hold on dude!
Hello beautiful citizens! Ahh!
Fuckin Christ! -Do you got a death wish?!
Maybe. Do you? -Take the next left- Shhh. Shhh.
Shhh. You stay quiet.
See. -Quick you guys! The cops are here-
What is she doing? What am I doing? Why am I over here?
That's me, but I'm right here!
Ooo, books.
Okay, pick it up- Oh hoo hoo hoo.
Don't mind if I kill you. Excuse me! You have the right to remain silent!
Anything you can shoot at will be me!
De- Fuckin stop!
Hello? Stop it! I'm trying to give you the easy way out!
*Shot* That's a warning shot! Wait where'd my partner go?
Why am I all alone?
Oh hello.
Oh! Damn!
Was that me? I-I didn't mean to. I mean he shot right at me, what was I supposed to do? Okay moving on.
Gah! Fucking! Ow!
I'm just gonna sit here and do this all day. Heh, heh, heh, heh.
Hello! *Shoots* - *Evil laugh*
Look at this!
Dude I'm a genius! Can-Can you- You can shoot him if you want!
Sit down bitch! Be humble!
Are you- Are you Ok- Oh! Oh! Oh-hohoho. *Uncontrollable laughter*
Oh but I- I tried to shoot the bad guy and it didn't work.
Oops
Okay, guys. I have a resolution how about we all take our guns, shove them up our asses, and go into Big Steve's?
-Reinforcements are on the way- Big Steve's got home cooking. Big Steve pretty good. Sir Big Steve's?
Ding dong, the witch is dead. Which ol' witch? The wicked witch!
Okay I'm going in! Cover me! Wooah.
Teleportation is a fancy invention in the LA Noire.
Sorry! I mean I'm not. Ow!
Ow. Dude shoot them! Yes, I would like to make a withdrawal please?
Ding ding.
Is there anybody working at this bank? Excuse me!
I'm trying to talk to my bank!
Okay so, as I was saying. Money-Fuck! Ah- you had my back. I'm just gonna squeeze out a dook right here. *Laughter*
Everything out there, that the light touches. Is mine.
Which I mean, it's nighttime. The lights' not touching anything so I guess none of this is mine.
Which is accurate, it belongs to the city.
Ooo, do you want some mints?
Yeah, come over here take a load off. Come on over.
You. C-Come on over take a load off and just inspect-inspect the city.
Um, somebody should fix the -Let's get moving- Yeah but somebody should fix the bulb in the moon.
It's, it's, it's going out. That's- we should call an electrician or something. Don't ya think?
Ahh, you're no fun.
I must say, it is wonderful at this time of night and you're a brave man to get back in the car with me.
I'm a real man. *Crash noise and laughter* Ahhh! *Crash noise* I didn't mean that one!
This is-this is like-20s LA right? I'm gonna drive like they do in the movies back then.
You know. To make it seem like they're actually driving a car?
Like this.
Very good. Whoa, whoa, whoa! I can't see anything!
Okay, just drive around town.
This is nice. Just me and my partners- excuse me! Woooo!
Tokyo drift!-This is really starting to annoy me- Look, Imma turn of the car for a second.
Let's just talk okay? You and me. Okay. What's the problem here?
You're-you're always-you're always up in my ass.
Okay, how about we just hold on for a second and talk to each other you know like buddy to buddy.-Take the next left.-
It's always just take the next left with you isn't it? W-What am I supposed to do here?
I'm trying to make this -Take the next left-
I'm trying to make this relationship work.
But we can't take the next left until we make a right between us. -Take the next left- Oh you're fucking hopeless.
Damien. I'm just gonna come out and say it.
I have no fucking idea where we are wait, wait, wait. Okay.
Where now, where now. -Take the next left- It's always fucking left! I don't think this is right.
I'm not-Im not fucking driving anywhere until you put your seatbelt on mister. Mister. Okay?
Put - your
seatbelt - on!
Vroom vroom! I'm a police officer. Look out!!
Don't scare me like that Damien! -We've gotta be thorough. Check into every corner.-
Okay, I'll check in every corner, god. This fucking guy
Let's just get it over and done-Fuck you-Alright clear this area immediately.- No! Don't clear the area!
I want to tell you a ghost story.
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house, not a creature was stirring
except for Santa Claus.
He wa-
You fucking scared them away dude. That's on you. Hmm
What do we have down shady lane?
I'm looking for clues. What do- Oh! I got something! Partner? Partner I'm gonna check it out. What do we got here?
Matchsticks!
I knew it. Okay. Let me take out my trusty-
Hmm. Yep big ol see matchstick. Hey. What are you doing down there? The clues' right here! come over!
I fucking hate you. Oh my god. I can actually take out my notebook.
Okay Scooter Peyton, what does he look like? Okay. I'm gonna draw him. I'm drawing him out. Here we go.
Yeah, nice bit of shade first.
There we go, and then-
Do to do to do
Scooter Peyton if I was scooter Peyton I'd be happy with this picture. Look a giraffe! Oh my god. I can do hand puppets.
*Laughter* Ooo. Oooo. Wait look-
It's a dog. It's a dog.
Roof roof! Roof roof! Was it Kernel criminal, in the alley way, with the screwdriver?
I'm a real detective you faint. I'll be down the hall you should have put him up against the wall and whose brains out
You don't know that. There's no body.
Doesn't really matter how you go, once you're gone.
Don't get all deep on me Phelps. Yeah, stop being an asshole Phelps. Okay. I'm gonna go down here. Follow me.
Okay, I'm going okay. I already left.
It's okay, it takes a bit for my astral's projection to catch up with me.
Hmm
Imma climb this pole real quick!
it's not police work, but I just really like doing it because- oh I'm up already. Good evening, and welcome to the crime scene. Um.
I am
detective
Bad detective, and I'm here to tell you that this is a pistol -Wesen serial s71893.
Does it work though?
Can I -click the upper quadrant of the Trackpad to release the chamber. Ooo.
Two rounds fired and instead of dropping it down a drain, our shooter hoists it up here. Interesting guy..
Very-We can follow up on this now before the perp tries to leave town-Who's talking?God?
Ok um, oh. I-I got the evidence. It's good. It's in my-It's in my-It's in my book. Watch, look. Evi- cluuues.
Blood-stained. Smith & Wesson. There it is. That's the gun I know and love. Okay. Let's just do this..
That and, *Music starts*
*Music stops*This right here is a bad. Hey! you fixed the moon! Good job. Good job!
Okay, well that does it for this episode on LA Noire VR. That is-
Absolutely so much fun. That was incredible fun.
I love these games, where it's like taken all serious, but then in VR, you can just go in and go like *noises*
I mess what all their faces and completely break the immersion. I mean, that's not the point
of VR, but that's what's the most fun to do in VR.
And it's a lot better than I was expecting it to be.
Um, I-I obviously
Didn't expect it to be the full LA noire game
But there's a lot more in it than I actually expected because a lot of these
Like VR experiences that are based on games that have already come out are usually just very very
minuscule sections of the game, but this is actually like full-on missions that were in the full game.
It's just the movement system is a bit all over the place. There's a bit too many
transition scenes so that when you're going from place to place that turns like for to a black screen even when you crash the car it turns to
to a black screen. so-at least in the headset, it does. I don't know what it does on the
Actual footage so if any of that was happening. That's why. It's just the way the game is put very very good
I like it. I would love
I don't know how much is actually in the game, but I would love a full version of this
I would just love a full detective game like this for the HTC vive
It's so much fun
Picking up clues and perusing around them in real time and way in your face and all that kind of stuff really fun anyway
Thank you guys, so much watching this episode! If you liked it, punch the like button in the face,
*Slight voice crack* LIKE A BOSS!!
and, high fives all around
*wapoosh* *wapoosh*, thank you guys and I will see all you dudes... IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
*Outro music*
*Voice crack* LIKE A BOSS!!