Hey guys
So when I was a kid and even now
whenever I' d watch movies shows cartoons anything
there would be something that made absolutely no sense
and it would really bug me and in my mind, I would always be like
ok well this happened but that's extremely unrealistic
So I'm just going to assume this happened to make myself feel better so today we're gonna be looking at cartoon logic were a lot of things don't make sense
learns English from English girl, has an American accent
So Tarzan didn't know how to talk and she's gonna come in talking like this. What is your name?
Ay my name is Tarzan
How you learn to talk like that
A sponge washing dishes hahaha
Nice, good one, you know
I don't know why he's doing it like this take your dumb ass and rub them all over your body
That's what you're made for look at him
Look at that face doesn't look like he have any brain cells? Disney logic. We have Donald Duck over here wearing just the shirt
No pants no undies and then he's butt naked but wait his butt always naked
Why you covering it now?
I can clearly see what is there in the first pic and all the time you walk it around with no pants a hundred percent of the time
Of the time but now you're gonna act embarrassed like oh no everybody can see how small it is. This logic is the best
Hold uh, what do ducks have under there?
What I'm just checking my insta. OH. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay, well now I know why he's covering it finds a random corpse in the woods kisses it
Bruh what the hell. This is the PG kids version of what some sick people would actually do
I mean you see a pretty girl laying in the woods all alone with a bunch of dwarfs
I mean what they gonna do you could just kick him. I
Don't know maybe he hasn't had his first kiss yet. He's like, oh, this is the perfect opportunity. She'll never know. She's like dead
I must steal my first kiss! If a slipper was a perfect fit. How did it slip off? Yeah, Cinderella
How did your dumbass slip it off and who's gonna lose a shoe and just run away?
Without picking it up putting it back on first. Girl, that's hella ratchet like who you running from the FBI?
Just gonna leave your shoe there? And anyone noticed this guys mustache is in the wrong place?
Is that Doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome? Not the wrong one. He's the same shape
so we got his nose where his mouth should be but his mouth is over here, and his
Moustache is right here above his mouth some characters. You just look at them and you're like
Who designed this? Have you like been outside or looked in a mirror and you know, saw what a human look like?
Nope, I guess mouths over here
How the hell does this kid put his shirt on?
Damn, what the hell? He's literally a triangle
all triangle head ass but am i acute triangle no bitch you're obtuse
Seriously, though. We got his head growing out of this side
That's his nose, and then his neck the rest of him is surprisingly normal
But yes, how did he get that t-shirt on because I would like to know looking like an upside down clothes hanger. Yeah
No, that's not gonna work. What are spongebob sleeves attached to they're attached to his arms, duh
Yo, I never like looked at spongebob and stop to realize his hands are supposed to be like down there
out of his shirt
but they're up here, by his ears
The man ain't got a neck and now they just look like they're floating and he only has four fingers and no eyebrows. HELP
But he's still the happiest guy in Bikini Bottom. Three little pigs have their father hanging on the wall yikes. I
Wonder if it's the actual sausage links that they turned their dad into or it's a picture
Look at them having a grand old time. Do they not live in constant fear that there will be somebody's breakfast one day
No like dad on the wall as a constant reminder, there is no future for you piggies
Can we talk about how his head is doing on a 180 right now?
It's just turnt all the way around to look at them
celebrating christmas before the birth of christ
Okay
so they cavemen, cavemen came before everything and everyone they were right after the dinosaurs or
Supposedly with the dinosaurs and that's wait before Jesus's time
So how are they celebrating Christmas?! Jesus ain't even born, he didn't even come and go yet. What y'all do it what y'all celebratin?
Y'all got candy canes back there too! Ornaments on a Christmas tree
Yeah, okay
100% historically accurate
Says you are the love of his life forgets what you look like
and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom.
Oh man, he desperate I mean couldn't have been love at first sight. He just saw you for a split second
It was like hold up. All these bitches. Look the same. Which one is she I can't remember
Can you blame the guy this is before they had Instagram cant just go on her insta and be like
Yeah, that's the one you gonna put a shoe on everybody's foot
What? ain't nobody got the same shoe size as Cinderella?
Unless you got some either big ol feet or some really tiny feet. Just don't add up
They can't get out. Well, what do you expect? They're Smurfs. They're like dumb
I'm messing around. What are they dumb? I don't know. I can't remember do they even have brains?
They could easily just walk on up between those bars, but no they chillin blueberry lookin ass. Logic!
What kind of science is this? Here we got Bubbles dippin her shrimp tempura in some soy sauce
holdin chopsticks? How you gonna hold chopsticks with a nub? And it aint even a hand, she aint got fingers, IT'S A NUB
You know us humans we struggle with chopsticks with fingers, but here she is holding it with her nub how you do that?
I know the magical stuff, but they ain't that magical
What kind of foolery is this? Unacceptable! Like she ain't even grabbing her anything?
They could have made her eat it with her hands
but nah Cartoon Network just started drawing it and then they were like
Wait that's not how you hold it fuck it who cares. They don't pay me enough to make this accurate
Nobody in the whole kingdom has the same shoe size
Seriously? Yes, see that's exactly what I said. Whoa compared to his hand her feet. Look hella small
So maybe she's like a size four and a half and all these bitches in the village got big-ass feet but seriously though that was so stupid
Cuz what if it fits on somebody and he like yes, that's the one you you gonna be my wifie
I'm a wife you up because your foot fits in this shoe damn taken foot fetishist to the next level
She gotta have exactly this size foot. Raised by jungle apes... How in the world is he shaved? Yeah I wanna call bullshit on this
Tarzan you should be like hella hairy everywhere looking like a human Bush
Wait, is there a Disney Prince with a beard I mean besides Beast because he got hair everywhere
But nah, wait was tarzan even a prince? I haven't watched Tarzan and since I was a kid, I don't remember
Forget a bush. He should be growing a whole damn tree
Down there and up here. Spongebob physics. Oh, I love me some spongebob physics cause they absolutely make no sense
to the point where actually pissed me off when I was a kid
So he's in Sandy's dome with a helmet full of water so he can breathe but he's blowing a bubble
How is he blowing the bubble?
How was the air could he even produce air and could he even blow he has sponge like if you take a fish out of water
Can it like blow air but he ain't even a fish. He a sponge. Okay, that's what logic doesn't even matter at this point
He's a sponge
Throw all logic out the window, does not apply. Wanna make it obvious that two characters are married? Make them look like brother and sister!
Yes, I always wondered why they did this up like hold up, you know
They're married because they look like each other brother and sister
Nah, it's like they've been together long enough for them to look exactly like each other except one has boobs
Also, maybe it's like they're attracted to the same kind of person like, look. What is this?
What what kind of creature is this? They're yellow with blue hair
I don't know! Listens to music with his eyes. Okay, at this point, they don't even care don't even care
What logic is
Draw a set of headphones on a transparent background. We'll find a way to attach it on to him
Yes the middle of his eye perfect place for headphones so he can listen to his music
I thought crabs had like ears but like this area on the red part. Wait, hold up. Mr. Krabs called Mr.Krabs
but he look more like a lobster. Apu's child is growing normally, but maggie is still one year old during 28 years
Okay, there's obviously something wrong with maggie
She doesn't grow if she's a forever baby, you know, like Lumpy is a forever puppy. I don't know about Apu's kid
I mean
He's growing. Can build an advanced lab equipped with time machines and lasers can't build a security system to keep his sister out
Yeah, how does that work? How is Didi always gonna be waltzin in Oh, what button do oh. OOOPS
Maybe he secretly wants her to come in and mess things up. So it creates a plot
unrealistic how she's not gonna snitch on him
Does she ever snitch on him do his parents find out? Gravity won't work until you look down
Yeah, so like run off a cliff. Oh, no, I'm floating in air!. But one can I float up here?
Oh shit, and then they die. I'm not really cats have nine lives find an abandoned cottage clean it
man imagine this in real life? There's like a hell of animals in an abandon cottage and it's hella dirty
It would be so crack house or something with raccoons in it. not all cutesy little animals. Oh, they're gonna watch you while you clean
Nah, it'd be like raccoons and rats. hissen at you running all up in your dress, and it would be a crack house
So did they have hair or not? I guess not
I guess both of them are bald and their skulls were just very abnormally shaped. Damn, imagine having a spiky skull
Let's rock paper scissors for it! Scissors beats paper! Y'all gonna throw nubs nub nub nub, yeah nub wins
I don't know who even thought of it. Like when the people are making this show. They just drew this scene
They're like, oh hold up this don't make any sense. Nah f**k it
Disney teaching you not to talk to strangers unless they're hot. was it that like real life, too?
I mean a stranger comes up to you as I'm talking to you stranger danger quick get the mace *spraying sound*
But if he's hot oh, damn, what's up. hi
Here's my name address number. Oh, you want my social and credit card number too - of course
Okay, maybe that's a little bit realistic. Would you guys talk to a stranger if they were hot? Comment below!
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