- [Interviewer] Do you want to look for porn?
- Yeah, let's do that.
Detective Saleena's on the case.
- You're not gonna find anything (chuckles).
- Boom, it looks like I found some porn!
Literally, it was the first tab
like maybe he was watching porn before he came here.
- Oh, wow.
(calm music)
- [Interviewer] Hi.
- Hi, my name is Saleena.
- [Interviewer] What are you doing today?
- I'm about to be nosy.
I'm gonna look through my partner's phone.
- [Interviewer] What's your partner's name?
- [Saleena] Tomas.
- [Interviewer] How long have you guys been together?
- We've been together for seven years now.
- [Interviewer] Do you guys keep any secrets?
- I'm sure there's something I don't know.
I'm sure there's something he doesn't know.
- [Interviewer] All right, where do you wanna start?
Do you wanna look for porn?
- Yeah, let's do that.
Detective Saleena's on the case.
- You're not gonna find anything.
- Boom, found it!
It looks like I found some porn!
- Oh wow. (Saleena laughing)
- Literally, it was the first tab
like maybe he was watching porn before he came here.
- [Interviewer] What did you find?
- Three redheads, a drain, a guy's dick of cum.
- Oh, my goodness.
- "She didn't know she can squirt."
That's a real thing, though,
some people don't know until it happens.
How do I tell if he's watched it?
- [Interviewer] Maybe go back?
- Oh, I've seen this!
It's the sex scene from "Red Sparrow".
I mean, really Tomas?
Are you gonna be more exciting than this?
- [Interviewer] Keep on going back.
What else is he looking at?
- Okay, let's see what else was,
nope, it was just Jennifer Lawrence sex videos.
- Oh, my goodness. (Saleena laughing)
- (screaming) Ah, I love it!
It's just old tabs.
Jennifer Lawrence sex videos and "John Wick 3",
so I don't know what kinda night
he was about to have, but (laughing).
- [Interviewer] Tomas, where do you watch porn the most?
- That's a good question.
- [Interviewer] He won't answer.
- He probably just lays out and does it.
- [Interviewer] Do you catch him?
- No, I've never caught him masturbating before.
(Tomas sighs)
- [Interviewer] What else is on there?
Facebook is really good for finding old messages.
Does he have his Facebook?
- Yeah, he probably does!
- Of course.
- [Interviewer] Do you know any of his exes
that you can look up?
- Well, I don't actually know a lot about her.
I met her like one time.
- [Interviewer] Tomas, are you worried
she's gonna find anything?
- No. - I'm on the hunt,
so he better hope I don't find nothing.
This for, 2016, he was just saying
congratulations on her engagement.
I don't think they ended up getting married though,
but that's okay (chuckling).
Sometimes it doesn't work out.
I thought maybe there'd be at least a couple like,
"You's a bitch" messages, or something, but...
I'm gonna try to go as early as I possibly can.
Okay, 2009, I think that was the year of Krumping.
(laughing) Ooh, I found some drama!
This is his ex talking about some other girl.
"Why is that girl sending you pics of her
"and commenting on your status and writing on your wall?
"What the hell, Tomie?"
"I'm hella fucking pissed right now.
"I was gonna ask you to come visit me,
"but hell no, not anymore."
So sassy.
- Yeah, we were children.
- And he's just like, "Oh, well"
after that long ass message.
- [Interviewer] Was she upset when you two started dating?
- I mean, why would she be upset?
Bitch made her choice.
- [Interviewer] What do you mean?
- She cheated on him, so I'm just saying,
she made her choice.
- Oh, she shouldn't have said that.
- [Interviewer] All right, are you ready to swap with him?
And he's gonna go through your phone?
- Yeah.
(slow music)
- [Interviewer] How's it going?
- [Tomas] Good.
- [Interviewer] Do you have access to her phone?
- Yes, I do.
- [Interviewer] Do you ever spy on her stuff?
- No, I don't think that's appropriate.
My love language is acts of devotion.
I don't think that falls in line with my ideals.
- Aw!
- [Interviewer] Then why are you watching porn without her?
(Saleena laughs) - What?
- Exactly!
- I don't know.
- [Interviewer] Okay, tell me where you're going first.
- Instagram.
Modeling photos, modeling photos,
memes, Saleena killing it.
- [Interviewer] Does she have an ex you can look up?
- No, no exes.
- I didn't use to pursue relationships with men.
So, (chuckling) Tomas was like the first guy I dated,
and then he was pretty amazing, so I married him.
- [Interviewer] What else do you want to look for?
Go to photos, what does she have in photos?
- All right, let's see what she has in her photos.
- [Interviewer] Is he gonna find any nudies?
(Saleena laughing)
- Whoa! (laughing)
- [Interviewer] What are you seeing?
- This is some type of nude.
(Saleena laughing) - Any from her?
- Oh, yes, from both of us.
- [Interviewer] Do you think she has videos
of you guys going at it? - No.
- There's like one on my phone.
- [Interviewer] That's not what she's saying on her end.
- Oh, God, yeah, there's a video in there.
(Saleena laughing)
- [Interviewer] What is it?
- Oh, it's a video of some nipple play.
But, it's not appropriate at the moment.
- He's my little old man; I love him.
- [Interviewer] What would happen if that footage got out?
- It would be disappointing,
but then I'd have a conversation with her about it.
- It doesn't have our faces in it, I don't think.
- [Interviewer] Okay, I think we're good.
There's nothing else you're curious about?
- There's really nothing on here.
- [Interviewer] No more sex tapes you want to show?
Or nipple play stuff?
- No.
(Saleena laughing)
- [Interviewer] How was that experience for you guys?
- Invasive, I feel like.
There's certain people that I don't like
to discuss my personal matters with.
- [Interviewer] Complete strangers in a room
that you've never met before?
(Saleena laughing) - Yeah, precisely.
- How do you feel about the sexy videos
that are on my phone? - The sexy videos
are for your eyes only.
- [Interviewer] I think it shows that you guys
are a very healthy couple
and that you guys don't really keep things from each other,
except for a few Jennifer--
- Jennifer Lawrence and John Wick.
- And John Wick. - I didn't even know
how you felt about John Wick.
Why didn't you say anything? - I've been once
to "The Matrix".
- [Interviewer] Do you guys trust each other?
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
I mean, why would you commit your life to somebody
if it wasn't the case?
- [Interviewer] Thank you, guys, so much for doing this.
(chill music)
- [Saleena] Oh, I didn't know we were tucking our chairs in.
(everybody laughs)