- Hello, it's me, Miranda.
- Oh, he beat me.
He's better. (Jessica laughs)
♪ It's time to vlogmas, vlogmas ♪
♪ And it's time to celebrate ♪
♪ Vlogmas ♪
(dramatic music)
- Good morning, everyone.
Happy Thanksgiving.
It's Thanksgiving for us.
So we're gonna eat some turkey, right?
- Yeah. (cat meows)
- Happy Thanksgiving little princess kitty cat.
Don't, hey.
(Bailey laughs)
(soft guitar music)
- Hey guys, we're at my aunt's house for Thanksgiving.
- We spent the night here, last night,
and I got to be with the kitty a little bit,
and we had lots of fun.
- For those of you who don't know like our whole
extended family, Colleen is my sister.
She plays the character Miranda Sings
on the Netflix show, Haters Back Off, and on YouTube.
We're having the first ever Thanksgiving
we've ever had at her house.
She's hosting, and our whole family's gonna be here,
so Rachel, and my mom and my dad.
Unfortunately, my brother, Trent, will not be here.
He's working today
so that he doesn't have to work on Christmas.
And Jessica's side of the family
is actually coming here too.
So we're gonna have the cousins over,
and it's just gonna be really fun.
Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays
because everybody comes together, and there's food.
And I really like those two things.
♪ Happy Thanksgiving ♪
This is what it's like having a family that--
(laughs) ♪ Happy (laughs) ♪
This is what it's like having a family get-together.
We're always editing our videos.
- It's the worst.
I hate it!
I have to post two videos today.
♪ Happy Thanksgiving ♪
- Oh, wait, hold on.
She's not happy.
- Now she's happy. (laughs)
Wah!
- [Chris] So happy.
What's your video?
Let's give a little promo for your video.
- Testing trending Amazon products.
Hey-yo.
- [Chris] Check it out on Rachel's channel.
- They're actually really good products.
I wanna show you some.
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- [Woman] Happy Thanksgiving!
- I am thankful for my family.
- This is the creepiest thing you've ever done.
You are an inch away.
I'm so thankful for this shot.
I'm so thankful that Jessica is this close
to my face right now.
- [Chris] What are you thankful for, mom?
- My family, my salvation, and these beautiful eggs.
- I'm thankful for my friends and family.
- I'm thankful for food.
- [Chris] What are you thankful for?
Stephanie?
Are you thankful for Stephanie?
Yes.
- I'm thankful for my family, my friends, books,
food, water, and shelter.
- [Miranda] Oh, my, goodness.
Look at you right now.
- Look at the back.
- Yeah, I like the back a lot.
Happy Thanksgiving.
(Jessica laughs)
- I'm gonna take my lipstick off at the night.
- [Jessica] Okay, who could be the best Miranda?
I wanna hear you.
- Hello, it's me, Miranda.
- Oh, he beat me.
He's better. (Jessica laughs)
You're so good at that.
- [Jessica] Can you sing Defying Gravity?
- It's kind of hard.
♪ Defying gravity. ♪
- Can you try that?
♪ Defying gravity. ♪
♪ Defying gravity ♪
That was great! (Jessica laughs)
- It's kind of hard for me.
- You did a great job.
You helped me make a video this morning.
You did such a good job.
- [Jessica] Parker, do you wanna go change
back into Parker clothes?
- Hmm, I'll just change right here,
because I already have my clothes on.
- [Jessica] Oh, you're not gonna wear that all day?
- No.
- You're gonna take it all off right now?
- Yeah.
- The lipstick, the hair clip, everything
- No.
- The lipstick, nada.
- Oh, you want the lipstick on?
- Uh huh.
- Okay.
- [Jessica] How long are you gonna wear
that lipstick for buddy?
- At the nighttime.
- [Jessica] Oh. (laughs)
- I'm gonna go take mine off.
Thank you.
Now you have more.
- I do?
- Yeah.
- On my nose?
- No, it's on your lips.
- Oh, yay!
(Miranda laughs)
- [Jessica] What video did you guys film,
and when are you posting it?
- Um, the video is gonna go up, I'm not quite sure.
It's a surprise.
You guys can't know what it is until it comes out
because it's a very special month of videos.
Yeah, but that's a surprise.
- Yeah. (laughs) - It's a surprise.
So it'll come out the beginning of December.
And it's gonna be really cute.
I think it's one of my favorite videos
I've ever done. - What is that for?
It's really good.
- [Jessica] Aw!
- Oh my god, can I?
He's so cute.
- [Chris] Grandpa John brought gifts.
Oh, it's got--
- It's a Miranda pumpkin, a Miranda pumpkin,
or Miranda turkey. - [Woman] Or zucchini.
- It's a turkey anyway.
- [Chris] It's a turkey?
(John laughs) Miranda turkey.
Did you grow that?
- Yup.
- [Chris] Wow.
- And there's a real one outside
that doesn't have gunk all over it.
- There's a face that I made.
- [Chris] You made the face on it?
- Yeah.
- [Chris] Oh, it's very pretty.
- Thank you.
I used my mom's lipstick.
- [Chris] (laughs) You used your mom's,
did she know you were using her lipstick?
- She gave it to me.
- [Chris] Okay, that's good.
(jazzy music)
Oh my goodness. You're like a poster from the '50s.
- I've been doing this for two seconds,
because Christopher made this entire cranberry sauce
and then went and picked up the camera.
And I stood in front of it with a spoon.
And now I look like the poster woman for the '50s.
- When really, I'm the poster woman from the '50s.
What are you thankful for?
- Food.
- [Chris] Food?
Me too.
- I'm thankful for my family.
(jazzy music)
- So in continuing tradition,
my dad carves the turkey for us every year.
Look at him go.
- I love it.
This is easy.
All you have to do is pick up a bone and everything,
and the meat falls off.
So the knife is feeling like very neglected.
- [Jessica] Oh wow, look at that.
- This turkey is really, I think I might need a second tray,
to put, keep white meat separate from the dark meat.
- Oh, that's thoughtful.
I don't know how many trays they have but I can check.
I'll see if that's possible.
- [Woman] You can do the one tray.
- Oh, one tray.
- [Dad] All right, I'll do it that way.
(jazzy music)
- [Chris] All of this is gluten free?
How is this possible?
- It is!
I'm going to come back for seconds.
- [Chris] Are you thankful for your Auntie Pantys
for making a gluten-free Thanksgiving?
Wait a second, this is all you're,
come here, Parker.
(kids laugh)
Come with me, come with me,
- [Bailey] Look at mine!
- I'm gonna show you how to do Thanksgiving.
Yeah, Bailey knows how to do Thanksgiving.
This?
- [Woman] That's not Thanksgiving.
- [Chris] This is all right.
I'm glad you have some broccoli on here,
but let's put some stuff on here.
Let's do it.
You're gonna love Thanksgiving.
That looks a little better.
That looks like Thanksgiving.
- [Woman] That looks like Thanksgiving, dude.
- [Chris] Yeah, that's Thanksgiving.
There you go.
Are you having a good Thanksgiving?
Oh, you touched my lens.
- [Jessica] Tell me about that pie.
- The pie was delicious.
- [Jessica] What kind was it?
- It was berry pie.
- [Jessica] And how do you feel
about your tummy right now?
- Not too good.
- [Jessica] Oh, no!
Why?
- I ate too much.
My plate was filled, and I had thirds.
- [Jessica] Thirds?
No way.
You had thirds?
- Thirds of what?
- First, I got everything,
and then extra sweet potato and extra corn.
And then I had-- - Can I get some more?
- And my third plate was my pie and my ice cream.
Oh, yeah, I had fourths,
and then I had like a whole bunch of ice cream.
- [Jessica] What do you think of Thanksgiving?
- I love it, but not the end 'cause it hurts.
(Jessica laughs)
- Day two of performances, Thanksgiving.
It's time for our Thanksgiving concert.
- [Woman] Five, six, seven, eight.
♪ Joy ♪
♪ The Lord has come ♪
♪ Let Earth receive her King ♪
♪ Let every heart prepare Him room ♪
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
♪ And heaven and heaven and nature sing ♪
(family applauds)
♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪
♪ Over the fields we go ♪
♪ Laughing all the way ♪
♪ Ha ha ha ha ♪
♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪
♪ Making spirits bright ♪
♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪
♪ A sleighing song tonight, oh ♪
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪
♪ Away in a manger ♪
♪ No crib for a bed ♪
♪ The little Lord Jesus ♪
♪ Lay down his sweet head ♪
♪ The stars in the sky ♪
♪ The little Lord Jesus ♪
♪ On the hay ♪
♪ The cattle are lowing ♪
♪ The baby awakes ♪
♪ My little Lord Jesus ♪
♪ No crying he makes ♪
- All right, we are at the end of the night.
My family has stayed longer than anybody else.
We're still here.
Everybody else left.
We went in the hot tub.
- No, a few people are still here.
- Few people, well, like John and Corey.
They count.
I'm not saying that they don't count.
But they do kind of like live here, so.
- [Colleen] Are you staying the night?
- We're not gonna stay the night.
I don't think. - Yeah, you are.
- Colleen wants us to stay the night.
- They just told me they're staying the night.
- Yup, gotta do it.
Gotta do it. - Is this your cell phone?
- [Colleen] This is my cellphone.
- Anyway, there's one thing that we forgot to do.
We haven't done it yet. - Stay the night.
- Okay, two things, I guess, that we forgot to do.
And one of them, Bailey has been talking about
for like weeks now.
It's the wishbone.
- [Bailey] Yay!
- So who's gonna do the wishbone?
- [Kids] Me, me, me, me.
- These two?
Okay, you guys have your wishes?
- Yes.
- You can't hold on to the top, Jake.
You can put your fingers up as close as you want to the top,
but not on the top.
Okay, ready, set, go!
Oh, Bailey!
- [Colleen] Bailey got it!
- [Chris] The undefeated champion of the world.
- I've never done it before. - I have last year's.
- [Chris] You got last year's?
Oh, this is all fair then.
So, you got a wish?
- Um.
- [Chris] Don't tell me.
Don't tell me, or it won't come true.
- I don't know what to do.
- [Chris] You didn't have a, you wasted your wish?
- No, I have a wish.
- [Chris] You have a wish, okay.
And you didn't, your wish isn't gonna come true,
so what did you wish for?
- (laughs) I didn't wish for anything.
- You didn't wish for anything?
Well, I'm glad Bailey got it then.
These kids don't know how to use a wish bone.
- I had two wishes.
- [Chris] You had two wishes?
- My first wish was to tell someone
with my wish coming true.
My second wish was that I could publish a book one day.
- Oh, those are good wishes.
Write in the comments section if you think
that those wishes are gonna come true,
even though she told us, right?
Right, Bailey?
Yeah, they'll probably come true.
It is way past the time when we thought we were gonna leave,
but we turned on the movie, Elf.
And you know how my kids are about the movie, Elf,
but they're all watching it.
♪ You better watch out ♪
♪ You better not cry ♪
♪ You better not pout ♪
♪ I'm telling you why ♪ - Isn't he perfect?
- He's so perfect.
But in just a couple of minutes here,
we're gonna pack up and go home.
We had so much fun this Thanksgiving.
It was great seeing everybody and eating all the food.
(sighs) It was real good.
Thanks for joining us today.
Hi. (guitar music)
Let's talk about what we learned today.
We learned what a Miranda turkey looks like.
We learned not to let our eyes deceive us
because I am actually the poster woman from the '50s.
And finally we learned that my kids have no idea
how a wishbone works.
Thanks for watching everybody.
We'll see you next time.
(baby laughs)
Hey, thanks again for watching our Thanksgiving special.
Our Thanksgiving special from last year
is the video that is right next to me.
So you can click on that to check that out.
Also, above me there's a place to subscribe,
and also, another video that we did yesterday,
and a bonus video.
So there's lots of things that you can look at and do.