Want to have Fish that can do a lot of tricks?
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For only $63.00, you can whoop anyone's ass with Fizz's Charge-Trident-Shark-Double Jump combo
And everyone will just run away from you.
You can also Flash to use the Charge-Trident-Double Jump combo with your ButtFucking Friend for a hot threesome.
You can even pitch him in a fish battle.
To win, use your Double Jump after the enemy's to dodge his attacks and poke him with your Trident a few times
following by a Charge to deal some mega damage.
Then, when the enemy fish comes back, you can show him who's the real fisher.
You're getting ganked? No problem!
Fizz will be able to kill the alien before running away.
Still getting ganked? No problem!
You'll be able to whoop the fake Fizz by spamming your Q-W-E-R and run away like a boss.
Fizz is the best to whoop enemies at long range with his Double Jump-Charge-Trident combo
killing Zilean so fast that he can't react fast enough to cast his ultimate.
Almost dead? Fizz will never back off!
With your Double Jump-Charge combo, you can close the distance between you
and the near-death enemy to whoop him and take your rightful kill.
Sad thing is...you will have to poke the minions at close-range to get some candy money unlike other AP mage champions.
With your Charge, you can quickly take care of a blue golem, finish off a running ninja
jump in a wild blue pikachu with your Buttfucking Friend or jump over a wall to make a surprise one night stand with Zilean.
Or Vayne...your choice.
But if you start a one night stand with any of them, you have to finish off what you started, even if it ends up in a threesome.
With your Double Jump, you can easily get a QUADRA KILL or a DECA KILL, no problem!
You can also travel between brushes, jump on the other side of the wall
jump on the other side of the wall and come back or jump over trees to kill the blue golem.
What's more? Call now at (RANDOM NUMBERS) and you're going to get a second fish, free of charge.
With Fizz's companion, you can (CURSE LIKE A FAG) if you're lazy to go there.
Use Sharky to...
Use it to save your teammate by slowing the clone and knocking off the real one.
Mundo goes where he pleases? Fizz shoots where he pleases!
Use it to...
Use your promote skill to promote him as the successor of Baron Nashor
With Fizz, you can form a combo with any ButtFucking Friend.
That's right! While Nautilus uses his ultimate to reach the other Fizz
Flash in and shoot your shark to whoop him while he gets hooked by Nautilus to not let him use his dodgy Double Jump.
Then, enjoy your foursome not once, but twice for the price of one!
A combo with Malphite is also possible.
While you shoot your shark, Malphite can ultimate the enemies to not let them escape it.
And enjoy your ass whooping, no problem!
With Fizz, you can...
In teamfights, you can use the Charge-Trident-Shark combo on the support and Double Jump to escape her tornado for a quickie.
You can also charge them and keep your Double Jump to whoop any near-death enemies.
Then, take advantage of the fact that your allies tank the tower to whoop the rest of the enemies.
You can use Double Jump to dodge Jax's dodge AND the faker's shark to show them who's the bastard that killed Kenny.
Fizz is a great ninja that can switch targets easily to whoop the squishiest one first.
He also has a great fire tool that ensure him a kill, letting Fizz walk off like a boss.
This amazing fish usually cost $63.00...but if you call now at (SAME RANDOM NUMBERS), you'll get the second fish
free of charge AND we'll give you a great discount, for a final price of $9.75.
YES! ONLY $10.75!
Just what are you waiting for?