RWBY Chibi!
Neptune: Huh?
[sniffing]
Neptune: Hm? Wait!
Sun: What?
Neptune: My crime sense is going off.
Sun: HERE?!
Neptune: Ooh yeah.
Neptune: Ooh it's happenin'!
Sun: Okay, okay, what is it?
Sun: Who's involved, what kind of homicide is it?
Sun: Double? Triple?
[Sun gasps]
Sun (in a deeper tone): Quadruple?
Neptune: NO, IT'S NOT THAT EASY!
Neptune: C'mon! Put my mustache on my face, c'mon. Go, go go go.
Sun: Yeah, oka- I know! Wel- yeah- I can't find it if you keep squirming!
Neptune: You know the process!
Neptune: You want me to lose this lead?
Sun: NO! I'll figure it out!
Sun: Oh! Here!
Neptune: I've got it! Roman & Neo: [ ! ]
[grating sound]
Neptune: There's no way that was up to code.
Neptune: This one's on me.
Yang: Man, remember the dance we had last semester?
Yang: That was SO much fun.
Pyrrha: It was a wonderful evening.
Yang: Yeah! Jaune wore a dress and you guys all did that AWESOME dance together.
Yang: You guys were SO in sync.
Yang: Team JNPR must REALLY have their act together.
Yang: 'cause there's no WAY we'd be able to improvise something on the spot just like that.
[Pyrrha laughs]
Pyrrha: Right! Super...
Pyrrha: Spontaneous...
[Shine plays in the background]
Ren: STOP!
[Pyrrha whines]
Ren: Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: Huh?
Ren: You know I love you.
Ren: But kick-step, kick-step, body-roll...
Ren: ...IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Pyrrha: I...
Ren: IT'S KICK-STEP, KICK-STEP, BODY-ROLL!
Jaune: Gah, I can't work like this!
Ren: And where do you think YOU'RE going?
Jaune: ANYWHERE BUT HERE!
Ren: OH NO YOU DON'T!
Ren: YOU AND I HAVE A FITTING TO GO TO AFTER THIS!
Ren: YOU HAVEN'T LOST THOSE SEVEN POUNDS, HAVE YOU?!
Jaune: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!
Ren: I KNOW THERE'S AN EMPTY BAG OF CHIPS UNDER YOUR BED!
[Jaune whines]
[Nora cries.]
Pyrrha: Yeah,
Pyrrha: We're just... really good friends!
[bubbling sound]
[squeaky sounds]
Nora: [smug laughter]
Nora: Hey, Ruby!
Ruby: AH!
Oh, uh, hey Nora.
Nora: Would you mind...
Nora: Grabbing those coffee beans for me?
Ruby: Sure!
Nora: Thanks! Uh..
Nora: Alright!
Nora: Why don't you just pop those bad boys in the coffee maker?
Ruby: Uh, okay!
[coffee beans hitting glass]
Nora: Lookin' gooood.
Nora: Now, how about a little water? Those beans look thirsty.
[Ruby hmms]
[rattling of pot being moved]
[water filling pot]
[more water noises]
Nora [excited]: Guess all that's left is to plug the sucker in and turn it on!
Ruby: [vague suspicion 'mm' ]
Nora: Mind pouring me a cup, pal?
Ren: Wait!
Ruby: Ren, Nora's being weird.
Ren: Nora can't have caffeine, she has too much energy already.
Ren: I told her she couldn't make coffee anymore.
Ren: So instead she's having you do it.
Ruby: Huh. Uh, that's some bad logic, Ren. This one's on you.
Ren: This one?
Ruby: Oh yeah, she drank all the coffee already.
[Ren gasps]
Ren: Nora! Stay with us!
Ruby: We're losing heeeerrrrrr!
Ren (echoing): Nora... Nora... Nora...
(echoing) Nora!... Nora!... Nora!... Nora!...
Sam: Guys, why are you looking at me funny? I'm totally fine, seriously!
Kerry: Annd cut! Great job, Sam!
Miles: Uh yeah, ok cool, let's take 5 and we'll get back to it.
Sam: Sounds great!
[Nora gasps]
Nora: OH, thank goodness! THAT. WAS. CRAZY!
Nora: I think I just traveled through a bunch of parallel universes. It was so weird! Did you guys see any of that?!
Ren [with Ruby's Voice]: Nope! That does sound pretty crazy though.
Zwei [With Jaune's voice]: You doing ok Nora?
Nora: Uhhhhhwha?
[BEEP]
Ruby: Click Here (<-), if you wanna wear some stuff with us on it!
And... Click here (->), if you wanna watch some stuff with us on it!
'Cuz you know, more us, duh!
We're awesome!
[Rooster Teeth Animation Outro]