- Dare: Remove one piece of clothing?
(all cheering)
- Take your top off!
Take your top off!
- Skin to win.
- This is so unfair.
- Wait, you literally have to take your top off.
(soft lounge music) (all cheering)
- [Seamus] Drinks, all right, cocktails.
- What are the choices?
- Okay, I have a rosé spritzer.
We have a vodka soda.
We have a mojito with mint and citrus
and an old-fashioned.
And what's really cool about these,
is these are all recyclable.
Okay.
- I want rosé.
- You want rosé.
- I want to watch how you do it though.
- This is the Drinkworks Home Bar,
and it's really simple: You just pop it in.
Drop it down; it starts.
- Oh, there it goes.
That's amazing.
- Yeah, for you young lady.
- Thank you sir.
Oh man, this is so good.
- Wow, look at that. - For you sir.
- Check it out. (clapping)
- Can I taste it?
- Oh my god, yum. - So good.
- Is it good?
- Yeah, it's like candy - Yeah, very good.
(chuckling)
- Ooh.
- But are you a mojito guy now?
- I have just been converted.
- I'm very into your home bar.
- Cheers.
- All right.
- [All] Cheers.
- GP, eyes.
- Eyes, eyes. - Eyes, cheers.
(bell dinging)
- Yum. - Delish.
- First up, celebrity impressions.
- I'll draw one.
Oh my lord.
Okay guys,
I was married- - Erin Foster.
- ...now I have, then I had a girlfriend.
- Miley Cyrus.
- Yes.
(all cheering)
- How?
- Where you cheating? Did you see that?
That's crazy!
- I just, I really like Miley Cyrus.
- What? - Oh my god.
- Kelly. - I'm going to lose miserably
at this game, clearly. - Jeez!
- Okay.
I hate my life.
(chuckling)
- God, you're really good.
- Gwyneth Paltrow?
(all chuckling)
- In 1997.
- Everything makes me really sad.
- Billie Eilish?
- No! (chuckling)
- Billy Cyrus.
- I like to just sit in the bath tub and just soak.
- Margot Tenenbaum?
- Yes!
- Oh my god!
- Did I do it better than you?
- Yes!
- I can't do this.
- These are really tough.
- You just have to talk like them while you do it.
- Okay, oh I can't talk like him.
He's like a twenty-one-year-old boy.
- That's cheating.
- I'm dating Johnny Depp's daughter-is that a thing?
- Timothée Chalamet?
- Yes!
- But this is not- -did I do that wrong?
- You've got to act it out.
- You know what? We can do what we want.
- Yeah.
- I like your stance right now.
- Thank you.
- She's in game stance. Crouching tiger.
Celebrity impressions. - Oh my god.
- Oh, he's standing up. - Yep.
He's getting serious- here we go.
- Does anybody have a cowboy hat for me?
- Diplo.
♪ Well I got friends in low-♪
Oh, Garth Brooks!
- Wooh!
- Oh, nice!
Wait, that was really good.
- Okay.
- Impress us with your impression.
- All right, who is it?
- I think I got this one.
You know, sometimes life, it gets ya down
and you got to pick yourself up, sometimes.
Ugh, come on. - Christopher
Walken. - Christopher Walken.
- Yes!
Come one, oh my god. - Sorry.
- Come on! I thought you guys would be able to get that one
(bell dinging)
- Okay game two: What's our second game?
Oh dare, truth or dare?
Always truth, always truth.
- Who wants to go first?
- Seamus.
- Okay I'll go with truth. - Knew it.
- Describe your most awkward date.
So I met this woman at the gym.
We started chatting and I invited her out.
She brought her dog, which I thought was a little odd.
- To the date?! She brought her dog?
- Yeah. - Red flag.
- Yeah. - Huge red flag.
- But not as big a red flag
as when I realized that she'd also brought her mom.
- Wow. - Yeah.
Who proceeded to get wasted, the mom, yeah.
- Wait, hold on--
- Then I went home with the mom, yeah!
- And now you're dating the mom.
- Yeah.
- And now you're engaged to the mom.
- That's a really cool story.
- Okay, next.
Thanks Seamus for this weird incestual story.
- That's very awkward. Truth or dare?
- I guess dare?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Show us the last photo on your camera roll.
- Oh god. - Oh.
- Whoa. - I'm so happy
I didn't get that card.
- This could be bad. This could be dangerous.
- It could be really dangerous.
- Really?
What kind of pictures are you taking?
- That's my business.
- You guys, **** pics are relatable.
To the world.
- Okay, first of all, I've never sent a ****
pic in my life.
- Thank god, you're a gentleman.
- Like, no. - We don't need to see that.
- No one wants to see that shit.
This isn't too bad. It's a little nerdy though.
They're recovery codes for an account.
- Oh, don't show them on TV.
- That's bad. That's boring.
- Okay, nerd central. - I'm sorry.
- We love you, though.
- I'll do a dare.
(all cheering)
- Let's go.
- Harvard's doing a dare.
- Post a portrait-mode selfie to your social.
- No!
- Yes, yes. (cheering)
Please, please do it.
- This hurts my soul- I can't.
- Please, please.
- We'll all get in it. - We'll all be in it.
- Can you guys get in it?
- Okay.
- Everyone's going to be, like, wide angle.
- But you've got to go, okay, yeah.
- Oh sorry.
- No, you're good.
- One, two, three.
(camera clicks)
Okay.
- We looked amazing.
- This makes me so nervous.
- To be fair, I didn't look at any of you-
I just looked at myself. Post it.
Don't forget to tag all of us.
We all need new followers.
- I have, like, 50 followers, so this is really going to be huge.
- I'll take her 50 followers.
I want truth: 'cause I can't be doing weird shit today.
Okay truth: biggest celebrity crush.
- [Gwyneth] I know who this is.
- Brad Falchuk.
(all laughing)
I don't know why- it's true.
He has the best body. He has such great style.
He loves his wife so- I could keep going,
should I keep going?
- Thank you.
He is considered a celebrity though?
- Of course! He's a huge writer, yes.
I consider him a celebrity.
- Let's do truth or dare with you.
- Okay. - Dare.
- And you're going to have to pick dare.
- Dare, dare. - Dare, dare, dare.
- All right, all right, all right, all right.
I hate doing dares, oh my gosh.
- I hope it's you doing like a Tracy Anderson move
or something. (Seamus laughing)
- Out of your mind.
Dare: Remove one piece of clothing.
(all cheering)
- Take your top off! take your top off!
- Skin to win! skin to win!
- Don't you wish you were wearing shoes right now?
- Yes, I never use shoes.
This is so unfair.
- Wait, you literally have to take your top off,
you have nothing- (cheering)
(laughing)
- This is- can I put my clothes back on?
- Yeah.
(bell dinging)
This is wild.
(clapping)
- Round three. - For you, sir.
- Okay, what's next?
- Are you going to keep your top on?
You're going to, 'cause I thought.
- The top is staying on.
- We loved it.
- A dare is a dare.
- I'm not even wearing a good bra, you guys.
What's the next game?
- All right, the next game is confessions and lies.
- What is confessions and lies?
- You are going to get a card.
It will either say confession or lie.
And then you have to tell-
- The story. - Whatever it is on the card.
And we have to guess whether it's a truth or a lie.
- Okay.
- I choose you.
- What?
Okay.
You guys ready?
I was in tenth grade, and I got kicked out of school.
I got suspended for six months.
I'm not going to say what I did.
Which then led me onto sort of an interesting time
in my life where I traveled, I went to Europe,
for six months, I went away, with my mom.
- What countries did you go to?
- Italy, Spain, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Switzerland.
- It feels too specific for it to be a lie.
- I mean, I remember where I went.
- Tell me one meal you had with your mom
when you were in Europe?
- A meal?
Pasta, I don't- it depended where we were,
like with schnitzel, you know, in some places.
- Where did you have schnitzel?
- We did go, we went to Munich for-
- For the schnitzel?
- For the schnitzel.
- Good schnitz'
- This is a lie. This story is a lie.
- This is a lie.
- I think it's a lie.
- This story's totally a lie.
I think it's a lie.
- You guys are so mean. It is a lie.
(all laughing)
You guys, it's hard when get this -lies.
Where do you come up with this shit?
- You almost had me when you were like,
there was an emotional time.
- Guys, it's really hard being on the spot.
You better think of your lie right now,
or your truth.
- So I worked on a ranch for many summers in high school.
- [Gwyneth] I believe that.
- And I fell in love with a guy named Colonel Sanders.
And then I went back to college,
we had like a little summer tryst together,
and then he called me and told me
that he was driving to move in with me in college.
So I called my parents, and I was like, "Mom and Dad,
Colonel wants to move in with me,
and I think it's a good idea- I think I love this guy,"
and my parents were like, "No, shut it down."
So mid drive, he had to turn around.
- Did he spell his first name K-e-r-n-a-l?
- No, C-o-l-o-n-e-l.
- Was he a colonel?
- That's what his parents named him.
- This has to be true.
- He was not a real colonel?
- If this is true, it's crazy.
- No but if it's-
- His name was Colonel- that was just his name.
He was just very strange.
- What's his last name?
- Sanders.
- She didn't miss a beat.
That's true. - she didn't miss a beat.
- I think this is true.
- This is a lie.
- it'S true!
(cheering)
(clapping)
Oh, Colonel, I hope you're watching.
- Kelly, this is true?
- Yes. - That's wild.
- I loved Colonel.
- Do you want to say something to Colonel right now?
- I love you.
I'm married, but I love you. (laughing)
- She's married, but you're the one that got away.
- So my first job out of college was a bus driver.
My second job was a tenure track college professor
at the University of Pennsylvania,
and I didn't have a college degree.
- This is a lie- there's no way.
- What were you teaching?
- Yeah, what were you teaching?
- Spanish.
- Say something in Spanish.
(speaking in a foreign language)
- Good accent.
- I don't think you can be a tenure track professor
without a college degree.
- Okay so what is it?
- It's a lie.
- Truth!
(cheering)
- How, what?
- That's crazy. - Yep, I know.
I was driving a bus, and I had a guy that got on the bus
and he said I work at this linguistics lab
and we're hiring people that are bilingual.
You want to come and get a job? I said sure.
So I start working there, and a week later,
there was a woman who needed someone to cover
one class for her, one thing led to another,
and eventually at the end of the semester,
they published a list of all my classes,
and people signed up for them ,and so I ended up teaching
for two years.
- That was a beautiful story. Someone's getting fired.
- Yeah, exactly.
- That's amazing! - That's incredible.
That's a great story.
- Okay, who's up?
- I am, okay. So I know how to fly planes.
When I went up for my first flight by myself
without my instructor and the engine starts to shutter.
I immediately full power because-
- Thrust is the word, thrust.
- Yes, yes, full power and-
- Yeah, yeah I just full-
- And then I came in for a landing,
and yeah, I was like pretty hysterical, so.
- How many hours do you need in order to fly solo?
- Great que- Harvard!
(chuckling)
- Yes, Harvard.
- You need forty hours minimum to get your license.
- Okay, I have one question, and then let's, okay.
If you are in a stall, do you put the throttle down
or up to get out of the stall.
- It depends. Am I in a nose up stall
or am I in a stall spin?
- Whoa.
- Okay, maybe it's true.
- I think this is true.
- I think it's true.
- I shouldn't have answered like that, damn it.
Yeah it's true.
(all cheering)
- You're a pilot- that's hot Brad!
I'm attracted to you.
- I'm not kidding you- First time I soloed,
on my first pattern, the engine started firing poorly
'cause you know I throttled all the way back,
try not to use big words to like, you know.
- Okay.
GP, last one.
- Uh.
- For the grand finale.
- Yeah, okay.
When I was a senior in high school,
I got a week of in-school suspension.
The reason that I got it is because
someone had carved something obscene in the table
of the library, like the wood table.
I got blamed for it, it was a girl named Bera.
- Okay.
- Who really had carved this thing in the library
but I took the fall for it, and I did not turn her in.
- Was it an obscene phrase or an image?
- It was an obscene-
- Phallic image?
- Thank you.
- A phallic image.
And how did you know it was her?
- 'cause I was there when she did it.
- So you were aiding in criminal activity-
you were an accomplice.
- No, I was just- I just took the blame for it
because everyone thought I was naughtier than Bera.
- Okay, we need to vote.
- Okay, lie.
- Lie. - I think it's a lie.
- Lie.
- I think it's true.
- It's true.
- No! - No!
- No way!
- It's true, oh my god!
- What?
- You, like, work El Al Airlines
reading body language at the security line?
- Okay, one more round of drinks,
one more round of drinks, and then I'm going home.
- And no more cameras.
Bye! We love you.
- Later. - But go home.
- Bye. - Bye-bye.