The mattress industry has a serious problem. The problem is the mattress.
And there's nothing quite like mattress shopping.
Didn't even feel me slide in there did you?
What?
That's the memory foam!
Now let's talk about what it'll take to get you in one of these!
Wow!
Comfy, and the craziest part is that you pay a premium for that kind of sales experience.
But hey! For that price hopefully you can finally sleep comfortably.
Nope.
Same old mattress technology, same old back pain.
But you know what? We are scientists and professional sleepers, and
we knew of a better way to sleep comfy without having to pawn the dog.
And that's why we invented Purple. The world's first ever Hyper-Elastic Polymer mattress.
If it sounds a little sciencey, that's because it is.
The only real innovation in mattress tech since 1926, when foam mattresses were cool.
Great-grandma Sue was such a hipster. Purple is incredibly comfortable and is
different than any other mattress you've tried. Let's take a moment to look at how
purple compares to other mattresses out there. Memory foam is not fun for jumping.
It allows your body to sink in, then keep sinking, until you're stuck, and hot, and sweaty.
Spring mattresses are fun for jumping, but all those Springs want to do
is spring up where you need them to sink down, causing you to sleep as comfortably
as pinball. Purple -- though not great for jumping, is perfect for sleeping. Purple
is soft and firm at the same time, depending on what area of your body it's
touching. And Purple will never ever leave a body impression in your mattress.
Why? Because we're scientists and we made it that way.
We design Purple how you would custom design your best friend. You know -- if you
could do that. Purple will take the pressure so you don't have to, and it's
there to support you when and where you need it the most.
That means body alignment. When Purple feels the pressure, like under your hips
and shoulders it, releases so you can sleep comfy. Giving you the support you
crave, and aligning your body so you don't have to keep your chiropractor on
retainer anymore. And Purple is temperature neutral and
allows for plenty of airflow, so no more sweaty nights.
As the avid sleepers that we are, we know that it takes your body a little time to adjust to a new mattress.
And that's why we offer a risk-free-why-not-try-it-100-night-guarantee. And on
the off chance you don't like it, no worries. We'll pick it up from your house
free of charge. And you'll get a whole refund. Purple is the culmination of 26
years of research and development. We've been doing this for a while, and our
technology has been licensed to brands like, Nike, and, Dr. Scholl's. So yeah we do
know what we're doing, and here's something to chew on:
Purple is made in the USA from completely non-toxic, food-grade material that's
right. Food grade but we like sleeping on it better than eating it.
And in purple we sell direct to the consumer which means no middleman markups and no markups just
for marking up sake. We believe that everyone should be able to afford the
world's best mattress.
You're welcome.
Now maybe you think your mattresses all right.
Well the purple mattress topper turns all right Comfort into all night
comfort and your butt might be saying "Hey, I want it on some of that sweet
purple comfort too!"
Hey we hear your butt loud and clear.
That's why we also invented the purple seat cushion.
Use it at work, in your car. Wherever that extra comfort is needed.
And how well does it work?
Well... that well.
The seat cushion will be sent right after our campaign funds.
So you don't have to wait to experience Purple's life changing comfort.
My brother and I have been working on mattresses and cushioning for 20 years.
We have dedicated our lives to making people comfortable.
And Purple is the culmination of those 20 yeaers. We are really excited to share it first on Kickstarter.
Purple. No pressure.