>> Stephen: OH, HEY!
HEY, FOLKS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION.
HAS ANYBODY HERE EVER BEEN TO THE WAFFLE HOUSE?
THEY'RE PREDOMINANTLY A SOUTHERN THING.
STARTED IN THE SOUTH.
I GREW UP IN SOUTH CAROLINA (CHEERING)
WHEN I WAS A KID, REALLY STARTING IN HIGH SCHOOL, AFTER
ME AND MY FRIENDS, LIKE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS, CHIP HILL, THIS
GUY RIGHT HERE, THAT'S ME IN THE BACKGROUND, THERE IS CHIP BEING
POSSESSED BY, LET'S SAY, A NEED TO GO TO WAFFLE HOUSE LATE AT
NIGHT.
WE WOULD ALWAYS GO TO THIS ONE WAFFLE HOUSE IN CHARLESTON AND
ORDER THE LEFT SIDE TO HAVE THE MENU.
WE WROTE A SONG CALLED NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO KNUCKLE HEADS.
WE DID IT ON THE SHOW, SHOWED IT TO WAFFLE HOUSE AND THEY PUT IT
ON THE DAMN JUKEBOX!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AND I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM.
SO WE WENT DOWN TO THE EXACT WATCHING HOUSE THAT I SPENT MY
CHILDHOOD AT TO SEE WHETHER THEY HAD REALLY DONE IT AND TO GET A
TASTE OF THE WAFFLE HOUSE LIFESTYLE.
JIM?
>> HI, I'M HERE WITH STURNLGLE SIMPSON.
WE'RE ABOUT TO GO INTO THE WAFFLE HOUSE I SPENT MY YOUNG
DRUNKENNESS IN AND WE'LL PLAY OUR SONG OFFICIALLY FOR THE
FIRST TIME ON THE JUKEBOX.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
>> ABSOLUTELY STOKED.
READY?
.
COME ON!
WHOA!
(LAUGHTER) >> OW!
WHOO!
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
>> WELL, STURGLE, WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU TO HAVE YOUR SONG ON
THE WAFFLE HOUSE JUKEBOX?
>> I COULD NEVER IMAGINE THIS COULD BE A REALITY.
>> Stephen: I KNOW THE FEELING.
I CAN HONESTLY SAY, AS LONG AS MY FAMILY ISN'T WATCHING, THAT
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
BEFORE THE WORLD HOUSE PREMIERE, WE WANTED TO MEET WAFFLE WAFFLE
HOUSEMATES.
ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?
>> ARE YOU GUYS HOT RIGHT NOW?
NO!
I DON'T DRINK.
WANT TO PARTY?
KEVIN.
NO.
KEVIN.
YES.
YES, YOU DO.
YES, BE HONEST.
>> I AM.
THIS IS NOT MY FIRST TIME TO THE WAFFLE RODEO.
ALL RIGHT?
>> OKAY.
LOOK IN HIS EYES, LOOK AT STURGLE'S EYES.
DON'T BULL (BLEEP) HIM, KEVIN.
>> Stephen: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GROWING YOUR HAIR?
>> TEN YEARS.
>> Stephen: THE CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES, GUYS.
FINALLY WE HIT THE WAFFLE HOUSE MOTHER LOAD, WHAT APPEARED TO BE
FOUR EXTRAS FROM DAZED AND CONFUSED.
>> WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN ALL NIGHT?
>> Stephen: YOU GUYS NOT GETTING MUCH SLEEP LATELY OR
SOMETHING?
WHAT'S UP?
>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE COOL.
WE'RE TOTALLY COOL.
>> Stephen: YOU GUYS COOL?
OBVIOUSLY.
>> Stephen: AND EVERYTHING WAS COOL, UNTIL STURGLE THOUGHT HE
SPOTTED A KNUCKLEHEAD.
>> DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM.
DO NOT.
FIGHT IT.
IT IS NOT WORTH IT.
YOU DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THIS.
I'VE SEEN IT 50 TIMES.
THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU LOOK AT HIM.
DO NOT LOOK AT HIM.
DO NOT -- DO NOT -- >> Stephen: CRISIS AVERTED.
IT WAS FINALLY TIME FOR OUR JUKEBOX PREMIERE.
FIRST, THE HASH BROWN MAIDEN SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED THE RED
CARPET.
THEN WE CHECKED OUT THE COMPETITION.
>> HUH!
LOOK AT THAT!
I DON'T SEE ANY SONGS BY KANYE OR BEYONCE ABOUT THE WAFFLE
HOUSE.
>> NO EASY.
I DIDN'T SEE THE GENIUS BEETHOVEN ON THERE EITHER.
STURGLE1 LUDWIG ZERO.
READY, DO IT.
(LAUGHTER) Y'ALL READY TO GET YOUR MINDS
BLOWN?
(CHEERING) ♪
♪ ♪
YOU WANT SOME GOOD FOOD ♪ ♪ THEY GOT WAFFLES AND BACON BUT
AN ALL STAR BREAKFAST COMES WITH RULES ♪
♪ ♪
♪ NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO KNUCKLEHEADS ♪
>> Stephen: HEY, STURGLE, CHECK IT OUT!
(APPLAUSE) >> WHAT?!
(LAUGHTER) >> MAN!
>> Stephen: MAN, I LOVE YOU -- WAFFLE HOUSE!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Stephen: THANK YOU, STURGLE!
"NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO KNUCKLEHEADS" IS NOW OFFICIALLY
ON EVERY WAFFLE HOUSE JUKEBOX IN AMERICA.
AND EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY IT AT LEAST FIVE TIMES WHENEVER
THEY'RE AT WAFFLE HOUSE, OR -- WE'LL BE