All right, drink up. We do not want to be late.
Cory, don't worry. We'll make it.
Topanga, that's what you said on Sunday,
and we missed most of 60 Minutes.
Okay, it's not called "15 minutes," Topanga.
Where are Jack and Eric?
You know, we gotta get goin',
'cause the place is gonna be packed.
I bet you anything
we're waiting because of Jack and his hair.
Where are you guys going?
The Blue Room. Oh, I hate that place.
Loud music, tight clothing, wild dancing.
Yeah, why would we ever want to go there?
I'm not goin', man. It's fine!
It's not fine, it's a disaster.
You don't understand. It's just...
It's not holding, all right? It's not holding!
I like dancing.
So why don't you come with us?
Because we have other plans tonight,
or did we forget about watching the Doyle quintuplets on 20/20?
We can tape it.
Of all the nights to run out of hair gel.
No, no, no, taping it is just not the same, Topanga.
You know something, Jack?
If I were a woman, I'd think you were swell.
Really?
Okay, fine. Then we can watch it and go with them afterwards.
At 11:00 PM?
You guys go and have fun.
Okay. You wouldn't really have fun anyway.
It's not your scene.
Come to our party.
What party?
"Cory and Topanga's we-are-out-of-our-rut- rip-roaring-party party."
Wow.
"Cake, ice cream, games, surprises."
Look, Shawn, "surprises."
Hey, Cor, what's with the party?
What, a couple of people like us can't throw a hoedown?
Read this.
You are out of your rut.
That sounds good. Congratulations.
(CHUCKLES) All right!
I want all you kids to wear your tassels
and your leather and your get-up and such,
and I will see you all tonight!
Tonight? Yes, tonight, Saturday night.
I know I've been out of the loop for a while,
but isn't that the night y'all rabble-rouse?
Yes, it is, especially this Saturday night.
Cory, your party is the same night as Jerry Dervin's.
So?
Jerry Dervin's party is the best party of the year.
Oh, really? All right, look. No big deal.
We'll go to Cory and Topanga's party,
and then we'll go to Dervin's party and have some fun.
Excuse me?
Don't worry, Cory, we won't leave until your party's over.
What, your thing will be done by 10:00, right?
Look carefully, Shawn. What does this say?
"No parents allowed." Nice touch.
Thank you, thank you. Read on.
8:00 to question mark.
"Question mark," Shawnie. Do you know what that means?
It means that nobody knows when this party's gonna end.
Okay? Do you know? No.
Do I know? No.
It's totally impossible to predict!
Cory, don't worry. We're gonna spend plenty of time at your party.
No, it's fine. You go to Dervin's and make nice-nice with the cool kids.
But you are making a big mistake, missy,
by doubting the power of a Cory and Topanga party.
Oh, sure, we won't be in leather, but that's because I'm allergic
and Topanga is a sweater.
Cory, calm down. We're comin' to your party.
Don't do me any favors, okay?
The whole campus has these fliers, Shawnie,
so there might not even be room for you or this thing on your face.
Come on, you don't mean that.
Don't come to our party.
But we'll compare notes on Monday
about who went to the better party.
And I take notes like a secretary.