First one to ten push-ups wins.
Jamir, grammar and science specialist, also a skilled ventriloquist.
Yes.
How does that work? Show us a little something.
It's supposed to be new, did I get the hair right?
Yes, that's perfect.
It's great, let's see what you got.
Hi, I'm John Cena!
You can't see me!
That's pretty good, I'll do you one better.
Try that again.
Hi, I'm John Cena!
You can't see me!
Awesome, buddy, excellent job!
You know the first 40 digits of pi?
Yes, and I actually learned the first 50 digits of pi last night.
OK, go for it.
3.1415926538597932384624338327950288
419716939937510.
That was just amazing.
Cooper.
- You're a push-up pro? - Er, yes I am.
Would you accept a challenge?
[cheering]
- Go, Cooper! - Yeah!
Cooper, Cooper, Cooper, Cooper, Cooper!
- First one to ten push-ups wins, OK? - OK.
One, two, three!
[music playing]
[bell ringing]
Can we do one of these?
- Isabella, you do pageants. - Yes.
I really need to work on my pageant walk.
- Can you show me a pageant walk please? - Yes!
So you pose.
- And then you have to just walk, walk. - Walk, walk, walk.
- And then you turn around. - OK, is there a turn around?
- Yeah, and then you just-- - Is there a pageant wave?
Is there a wave?
Cooper, you show teachers how to dance?
- Er, yes I do. - You mind showing me a move?
- Sure. - Alright, what do we got?
- OK. - OK.
So, in... out... across... and then in.
[music playing]
[cheering]
I can do a lot of dance moves but not the floss.
Tristan, you're a rapper.
You know, I found out you wrote a rap for the show.
Of course I did.
Do you mind spitting some bars right here on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
- I will. - OK, go for it.
♪ Writing, reading, science, math ♪
♪ Wait, don't forget to add together We use the brains to keep rocking ♪
♪ Class in session, no stopping Grab a pencil and a piece of paper ♪
♪ Oh, and John Cena Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? ♪
Mic drop.
[cheering]
Chloe, when did you start doing stand-up comedy?
I just kinda eased into it, you know?
'Cause as I grew older, I kinda just found like, "Oh, she said this?
- Oh, I can make a joke out of that." - Do you have a joke for us today?
- Yes, I do. - Oh, why don't you go ahead?
- It's a math question. - Hmm.
Quinne ate five pieces of cake in the morning,
two pieces of cake at noon, so at night, what does she have?
[mumbling]
- Seven pieces of cake. - Actually no.
- What does she have? - A tummy ache.
[laughing]
Patrick can not only handle himself in the classroom,
he's a master of self defense, he loves kung-fu.
- I love kung-fu. - Yeah.
Been doing it for six years now.
Can I do the sound effects and the overdub for our kung-fu movie?
- Totally! - Alright, check this out, go, go, go!
[kung-fu sounds]
You have come to my classroom to challenge me!
Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? We shall see!
- Oh, fantastic! - That was awesome!
Tristan is like the master of self defense.
[screaming]
Alright, Tristan!
Why are they always trying to be like "oi!"?
Oi, what's up with that, man?
All your energy's coming out,
so you can be more powerful, and strong and move fast.
Huh, I make that noise when I'm eating.
- Let's get into third grade, shall we? - Yes.
Quinne is an adrenaline junkie, check this out.
[music playing]
- Yeah! - Wow!
Whoo!
Yeah!
- How many times have you done that? - None.
None, no pun intended!
Yes!
She gets my jokes!
Colin likes social studies and anatomy and pinewood derby cars.
- Ever seen one? - Oh, check this out!
Oh, nice!
This started as a block of wood.
Danny, is this aerodynamic enough?
Yes, this is beautiful.
One of the fins broke off but--
No, no, no, no, one of the fins was removed,
so we could strap a rocket to it and send it into space.
OK, great!
Yes!
Patrick, say something in Pig Latin.
[speaking Pig Latin]
[laughing]
I think the direct translation of that was "stay golden."
Patrick, was that pretty close to right?
- No. - OK, then.