JAMES: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LIKE OUR GUESTS TONIGHT ARE NOT
SPECIAL ENOUGH, WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST HERE TONIGHT.
SOMEONE WHO THE THREE OF YOU ARE GOING TO RECOGNIZE IMMEDIATELY.
SO LET'S BRING HIM OUT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT AN
HONOR TO HAVE THE ONE, THE ONLY TONY REXTON IS HERE, EVERYBODY!
REGGIE: TONY REXTON ♪ ♪
JAMES: TONY REXTON! [APPLAUSE]
NOW TONY, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU.
>> IS IT? IS IT GOOD TO SEE ME?
JAMES: MM-HMM.
>> WELL, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD TO SEE ME TOO.
THAT'S WHY I WENT TO A SCREENING OF "JURASSIC WORLD" RIGHT BEFORE
THIS. GUESS WHAT?
THEY CUT ME OUT OF THE MOVIE COMPLETELY.
ABSOLUTELY. I FLEW MY AUNT OUT HERE FROM
CINCINNATI. MY AUNT WHO HAS AGORAPHOBIA AND
DOESN'T LIKE LEAVING THE HOUSE. JAMES: I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF
DINOSAUR THE MOVIE. >> WHY DO YOU ASSUME I PLAY A
DINOSAUR IN THE MOVIE.
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFFENSIVE THAT IS?
IN AMERICA, WE DON'T TALK ABOUT DINOSAURS LIKE THAT.
IN THE MOVIE, I PLAY CHRIS' BROTHER.
ALAN. WE WERE BOTH VELOCIRAPTOR
TRAINERS SAVING THE WORLD AND BECOMING CLOSE FAMILY MEMBERS AT
THE SAME TIME.
JAMES: CHRIS, DO YOU KNOW WHY ALAN WAS CUT FROM THE MOVIE?
>> BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE SHARING THE SCREEN WITH SOMEONE
MORE HANDSOME.
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU YOU PIECE OF [BEEP].
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. YOU'RE RIPPED .
YOU MIGHT BE ON THE COVER OF "GQ LOOKING ALL GORGEOUS BUT YOU'RE
STILL A PIECE OF [BEEP].
JAMES: TONY, TONY, TONY.
CALM DOWN.
>> I'LL TALK TO JAKE. WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
JAKE! WHAT UP?
GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
JAKE: WE'RE GOOD. >> HOW IS "NEW GIRL" GOING?
DID YOU TELL ZOOEY ABOUT ME?
I WOULD LIKE TO SIT ON THOSE EGGS, RIGHT?
JAKE: OK. OK.
JAMES: HOW WAS IT FOR YOU GUYS WORKING WITH TONY?
WHEN DID YOU KNOW HE WAS GOING TO GET CUT OUT OF THE MOVIE?
CHRIS: YOU KNOW, I THINK PROBABLY -- I WAS SURPRISED WHEN
I SAW IF FIRST CUT THAT HE WAS CUT OUT BECAUSE WE HAD THIS
REALLY KIND OF NICE BROTHER RELATIONSHIP.
YOU KNOW. IT WAS -- THE SQUT JURASSIC
PARK" AS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.
>> WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN THE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY AUNT NOW
THAT I TOLD HER I WAS IN "JURASSIC WORLD" NOW THAT I GOT
CAUGHT OUT OF IT, CHRIS, YOU BASIC BITCH!
[LAUGHTER] JAMES: BRYCE, DID YOU ENJOY
WORKING WITH TONY?
BRYCE: WELL, TONY IS A GREAT GUY.
THERE WAS SOME AWKWARDNESS. HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND PERSONAL
SPACE.
>> TELL THEM ABOUT US, BRYCE. TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED.
BRYCE: NOTHING HAPPENED.
NOTHING HAPPENED. JAMES: HANG ON.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
>> WELL, WE HAD WHAT I CONSIDER THE MOST MAGICAL NIGHT OF MY
LIFE TOGETHER.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
BRYCE AND I HAD THE MOST MAGICAL NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND SHE WAS GONE!
BRYCE, WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT MESSAGE?
BRYCE: I'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR ALMOST 15
YEARS.
>> YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TEXT WITH ARMS THIS SHORT?
ANSWER MY TEXT MESSAGES.
BRYCE, PLEASE.
JAMES: THIS HAS BEEN A MISTAKE. I'M SORRY.
WE'RE GOING TO SORT THIS OUT. WE'RE GOING TO BE RIGHT BACK.
REGGIE: ♪ [APPLAUSE]