Hi my name is German, and I bet you this creeper.
That the clock in your house has numbers.
Hello, I'm German
And the theme for this week is
Making friends !
Making friends.
We all have friends right ?
With the Exception of you, you and you.
You will die alone, sorry...
But still having friends, we sometimes need to make new friends.
When you are a kid and move to a new school.
When you are an adult an get a new job and when you are old because you are in a new asylum
The point is that sometimes we all have to make new friends.
And dont get me wrong but when you are a kid its super easy.
Hi.
Do you like puppies ?
Yeah !
I like them too !
Wohoooooo !
New super best friend forever !
After that Juanito and Pedrito became best friends forever.
They went to prom together.
They went to college together.
Juanito was the best man of Pedrito.
And Juanito had sex with Pedrito's wife when Pedrito was working.
You know, the normal stuff !
But when you are older is not so easy, no no no.
The main reason to this is that the older we get.
The more anti-social we become.
A perfect example is Pokemon Go !
When they created Pokemon Go they though it was going to be like this:
Oooh Hi !
Oh hi are you catching Pokemon ??
Yeah yeah and you ??
Same.
Cool !
Wanna join my group of friends and catch Pokemon together ??
Yeah ! That sound awesome !
Great ! Lets go !
Very cool right ?
But in reality it goes that like this:
Eww a human ! gross!
*Hiss**Hiss**Hiss**Hiss*
Im going to be Anti-social !
Talk with no one else !
In my personal experience its pretty hard to make friends.
And why ?
Because my memory is horrible !
What does it have to do with making friends ?
A lot...
You should know that these days it's almost impossible to say three words without offending someone
You can't breath without being worried that someone might get offended by your breathing style.
Also, there is something everyone hates.
Something that negates completely any future friendship.
And that's not remembering the name.
La la la la la !
Hey !
Hi, how are you ?
Fine, what about you, German?
Good good, we met in that party, right ?
yeah yeah !
And you? How are you- eeeeh...
You dont remember my name do you ?
Wait I know it I know it... Felipe ???
*bitchslap*
But but but why !
People get too offended by that
Relax.
To be honest the only reason you guys know my name its because I say it at the beginning of every video !
So I say my name two or three times in a year !
Hahaha... No? No? Ok...
To be honest, just to bother people I'll change my name into something so complex and super hard to remember.
Juuuuuust to get offended!
Sup!
Hi, whats your name ?
Andalucio Majalag Lee.
A year later...
Hi !
Hi Anda- uuuuuh Whats your name again ???
*Gets offended*
Another reason for me not having so many friends.
its caused by my lack of attention.
Im that guy that can't get focused on- Oooooh a bird !
A bird ! A bird ! Come here little bird !
What, what was i talking about ???
I'm that type of person who has difficulty in paying attention at one thing at a time
I like this for a while, and then I like this
And if you are like me, we probably have the same problem...
Oooh god German I have a horrible problem !
Ok tell me !
yesterday I came from work like any other day.
I was getting the keys to my house when I heard a sound.
So i go into my room and I see my wife with another man !
So I got a metal sticks and started hitting that son of a-
mmmh Im hungry. I should order pizza !
mmmh with lots of tomatoes and pepperonis ! You know on top of it so good !!!
Im going to kill you !
Ooooh and some fries as well! It would be really tasty!
And now I can't bury the corpse because...
Oops! Has this guy been talking this whole time?
Wo- would you help me?
Uuuuuuuuhm...
Yeah! Of course yes! Of course!
Ok maybe I exaggerated but you know what I mean !
No one likes to spend a lot of time talking with somebody that has this face:
My best advice would be to find something in common
Find a hobby both of you like
Do you like anime ?
No.
Go out partying ?
No.
Porn ???
Yeah !
Gay porn ?
NO!
Well its diffucult, but the main reason why making friends is hard.
It's because it's super uncomfortable!
For example going to a party.
And no, not any party.
Its going to a party with a friend who knows everyone at this party and you know no one at this party !
Of course while your friend is with you, there is no problem.
But when your friend goes to the bathroom and leaves you alone...
There you are looking like a complete idiot !
You look at your cellphone to pretend you are doing something.
And you look even dumber
Of course! When you are a normal human being it must be awesome:
Hi, I wanted to introduce you my friend. His name is German
Hey guys ! How you doing ?
Hi !
Wadup !
So how you doing guys ?
Very good.
The party is awesome !
Yeah !
*Super awkward laugh*
Just perfect !
But when you are like me...
And you have a disease called Antropophobia.
This situation are a little bit different...
Hi, I wanted to introduce you my friend. His name is German- but er...
I dont know where he...
Where is he ?
Is he that guy ?
Get away from me humans !
*Hiss*
Random question !
Whats the name of your first friend ever ?
That fiiiirst friend you made in your life
Leave your answer in the comments !
I met my first friend when i was 10 years old.
If my memory is not wrong.
His name was Gubier.
The last time I saw him was like...12 years ago...
Actually, Gubier, if you are watching this video right now after so long...
Hi !
Hi...
Aaanyway
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