Welcome to fight day I'm slow to catch up on the trending topics as per usual
But I don't give a fuck It's bloody KSI vs Joe Weller Joe's not quite sure why he's here
But he knows he promoted the event so he better deliver, so yeah nah fucking good on him for showing up KSI is relaxed ay
He's like a bloke who just got a morning blowjob from the missus
He's walking into the kitchen all proud of his morning blowjob Oh they even have a Sheila to hold up the round cards so profesh
She's possibly an Instagram model that they both follow Joe has a quick sip of cordial
KSI watches himself on the big screen and now the referee is like look, I don't watch YouTube
I don't know who the fuck either of you are
I don't understand how you make money, but you boys invited me here today
And I had no other plans Me family doesn't talk to me anymore
So I thank you from the bottom of me heart for letting me be here Anyway bloody touch
Gloves touch gloves Good times and now they fight Joe immediately starts walking towards punches
I'm not a professional either
But that seems like a shitty strategy
KSI is getting in some fair dinkum solid combos There's hooks, jabs, uppercuts
I think Joe is trying to figure out which buttons to push to get his character to do some moves Oh there we go
It's on like Donkey Kong, Joe's figured out the buttons. Quarter circle plus Y, back, back, forward, X. Good on you Joe.
We've got ourselves a bloody youtuber fight ha, ha, ha
Finally the platform is moving away from verbal assault for revenue to outright physical violence between creators
What a time to be alive. Oh look at this Joe is going in for the dick
There was a low blow there the referee says yeah nah easy on the dick, continue
Towards the end of the round Joe is having a few issues with his face and
KSI tries to land a hyper uppercut, there's shouting in the comment section that's normal. Yep
nah time for a spray and
Into Round 2, the dickheads decide to have a hug and the ref says do you want to make peace? They're like Na na na
We'll take a few more swings Joe wastes no time walking into KSI's punches again
He walks into one, two, three, and ah four, five, six. Oh he throws a few of his own, goodo
But ultimately it's time for another hug the ref says stop hugging stop it. I can hug you later
I'll hug you later son. Okay? Ohh the rule book goes out the window
It's turned into a fucking schoolyard fight
The ref is the teacher on duty, and he's bloody cranky about it The comments section is divided on that one
Here's a spray in the face one more for luck..one more Round 3 ouch. Ow
Aw, ow, ow, yeah
Na na fuck me dead Time for a new mouth guard Joe accidentally hits the duck button a couple of times
Oh, there's a good left hook and straight back to ouch ow ow ow
Fuck me sideways, what day is it? How many subscribers do you have? What's your biggest video? Yeah nah
He knows the answers. He's good..he's good Actually I take it back. He's fucked make it stop and it's over
KSI wins toughest youtuber
That's gotta taste better than a diamond play button His entourage is losing their shit. Huh, that's fun
I'd like to imagine what my entourage would look like here. It's really just me wife who supports me anyway. He's a happy bloke
He's like fuck yes. Yeah, I'm the toughest wanker on YouTube
Joe is thinking about revamping his Tumblr account and there's the Instagram influencer
She wants to present the belt KSI has got it. He can wear that to the local pub
I wonder if he's just gonna get back to his regular youtubing now
"Jake Paul"
"Logan Paul"
Nah this mad bastard wants to keep boxing. Holy shit.
Fuck Yes, KSI, fuck yes mate