*Whapissh*
Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye!
And Pokémon Go FINALLY came out in Ireland!
I've been seeing everybody, all over Twitter, all my friends, everybody talking about how many Pokemans they collected
And yeah, I could've just made an American account and downloaded the app that way but I DIDN'T WANT TO!
Too much effort just for one app...
So.
And it's finally out! So I'm going to go outside and try to catch some Pokémon!
It's the first time to go outside in like, 4 years!
It's gonna be nice, man.
I'm gonna get a tan.... probably not. *Laughs*
But it's a nice day out! So I want to go out and actually try and see if I can catch any Pokémon.
I don't know how this is gonna work, I don't know how to record this, so I'll probably just show.....
...the screen of my phone to the camera every now and then.
I don't know, and I don't vlog out in public, and I don't bring a camera with me. But this is cool, this is exciting!
I want to do more stuff like this so let's go! Pokemon adventure away!
The sound is terrible in here.
I'm getting the true Pokemon Go experience
Nothing works
Every time I try and go to a Pokestop... It doesn't load anything
Every time I try and find Pokemon a little BLIP BLIP on the ground... They don't show up.
The Pokemon don't like me. The Pokestop is too far away? Well fuck you, game!
If you even are a game. It's a game toying with my emotions.
That's what it is.
There's a bird over there! That's a real Pokemon! *Giggles*
There's people around as well, they're looking at me funny.
Oh, they won't look at me funny if they know I'm playing Pokemon GO
Sooner or later... They'll ALL want to play it.
It's so weird as well 'cause I keep seeing things online
Of people, like, taking videos at, like, Santa Monica Pier in LA
Or taking videos in, where was it?
In New York, in Central Park
And people are just all rushing in stampedes
People are gonna die playing this game
Look at all the Pidgeys!
Quick, somebody get my Pokéballs!
Pidgeys! DON'T FLY AWAY, NO!
This is Pokémon Go.
For any of you who don't have Pokémon Go yet, this is all it is.
Br-Broken loading times. Server issues.
POKÉMON
Shit's goin' down. Oh God, it looks like a fuckin'
nuclear winter behind me *laughs*
Okay, there's a Rattata around. I'm actually gonna try and catch him.
He's on my shoes
Okay. *grunt* Oh! Fuckin' low battery, go away!
Come on, baby... Come on, baby...
Yes, yes... Yeah! Rattata is mine!
This is my fourth Rattata. I need to give them all nicknames now, 'cause I can't tell them apart, they're all just -- *GASP*
There's a motherfuckin' Weedle!
Oh my God. Kick him! Kick the fucker! Get out of my face!
Ok, we're gonna catch him. Get ready, and -- wait, don't move!
Stop it! *grunt* Got him, got him. C'mon, baby! Daddy wants a Weedle. YEAH!
Hello, Shellder. How would you like to be mine? Don't jump over my Pokéballs, you little asshole!
Get ready, get ready for it. *grunt* *giggles*
Oh, c'mon, that doesn't count as a throw!
I hit you wh- why are you not a catch?
There we go! Catch that Shellder!
Come on.. Come on, we got him.. We got him...
FUCK yeah! This is crazy... but my bae just showed up.
It's a motherfuckin' Jigglypuff. Ugh, so cute!
And... go!
Nice. It said "nice".
I'm gonna trust this. C'mon... C'mon, Pokéball. B-Be a bro...
Be a bro and work... It's so cute! It's my favorite so far.
Well, I have a Charmander as well. And I really like Charmander, but Jigglypuff is
so cute- JIGGLY!
Holy shit, it's a Pidgeot. Imma catch him... or her.
Where are you -- Ahh, he has such cool hair! Where are you? Where are you, bro?
Right there. Aaand... *thunk* Ahh, he's gonna be hard to catch.
Hit him, come on... Come on, baby... it's not going to work he's too powerful
HOLY FUCK! I got him!.. Hoohooboy! That's a nice ass pidgeot right there
how strong is he - come on, how strong are you bro? 142! I think he's my strongest so far!
Fuck off low battery ten percent oh god - might have to put a stop to my poke
adventure soon i'm at ten percent battery and I don't have a phone case with a
battery in it
I don't have a spare charger OOOH life is hard for a Pokemon master also for a
guy with bad knees
and a sunburn skin - are those pysducks? - I'm back in my room for a little bit
it's actually kind of dark in here let me turn on another light- I have too many
lights
*pfffft* umm yeah I went out and I caught a few pokemon it's actually really fun
I didn't think the game would actually be that fun because I've watched a lot
of people talk about it and seeing all those-like as I said the videos on the
internet if people like flocking to places just because a Dratini or a
Vaporeon shows up and everyone freaking the fuck out I was like okay
it's cool looking but I don't know if it's like that and then when I went out walkin
today and I was talkin and I was like "ohh! There's a pokestop down there! There's a pokestop over there!"
Let's go everywhere! so it was really fun surprisingly, I've only caught stuff like
pidgeot is my best so far
I haven't got anything else SUPER amazing yet umm I have Pidgey, I have a Rattata, a Weedle,
a Caterpie and I started out with a Charmander, because he's the best!
I want a Charizard umm but I have to figure out what the game actually is
yeah and there's gyms nearby! Like three gyms near my house that I want to
try and take over but I have to reach level five and I couldn't do it because we were out-
I was out walking around and I... I failed
I was out walking around and then my battery started to die and then when I
got home it was at one percent so I couldn't stay out for long that's that's
the problem of being a pokemaster
ok it's not the endless journey, it's not how many pokemon you can catch, its
battery life that was what was killing me, so I wanna figure out how to go out
and get some more stuff and hopefully reach level 5 - level 4 right now, very close
and I'm gonna start evolving some pokemon
get some lucky eggs or something, I don't know - it's really fun though
any of you haven't tried I i really would suggest going out and trying it
and it's nice to get out and walk around and I saw some people out there playing it as
well who i didn't think would be playing it - Well I'm sorry if this video is boring
I didn't like when I was out and I was recording stuff I realize like trying to
record a phone with my camera was a bit weird
and also i'm just super paranoid and self-conscious talking in public all the time
I know I give off this vibe that I'm super loud and i'm always obnoxious
all the time but when I'm out in public I don't want to disturb people I don't want to get
in the way of everyone
so when I'm out and I have my camera and I'm talking to myself it's just really
weird cuz i dont do that often i dont vlog in public or anything so I really
hope the video is interesting
anyway I don't know how it's turning out i have a bunch of like different clips and i haven't
put them all together yet so I don't know if it's really boring or not sorry
it's nighttime it's time to go out and catch more pokémon but i forgot
if one wants to be like Ash Ketchum one must dress like mass ketchup - let's
fuckin do this - We're just after heading outside and rumor has it that the two
Drowzees in the area, Imma go find a Drowzee
I want to I want to get to level 5 I'm level four and a half, have to get to level
five then i can actually go to a gym and battle that and then we can take it over
because somebody to go over the gyms already here
I need to do something no I didn't want to click on it stop! My Pidgey's name is Deez
Nuts
ahahaha memes - i'm out here in the middle of nighttime I've heard that the wildest
pokemon come out in nighttime it's time to go catch me some night pokémon .
holy shit a drowzee just showed up
time to get this man wait UUH
*laughing* i can't do it with one hand
hit em aw come on he jumped over it hes gonna get hit by a car
drowzee be careful d-drowsy DROWZEE!
ok he's fine *giggles*
yes nail that sombitch
come on drowzee do it for me bro do it
YUSS come on get me to level five
YES level 5 time to go battle a gym the way The way it works now is that because I'm level
five
I can go battle a gym and because I can go battle a gym it means that I
can pick my team so we have valor mystic loads of shit
so I'm,-I'm,-and instinct that was it
so I'm which one do you think im gonna pick out of those three
come on you know me well enough to be able to guess that that
that's right that I I have no idea there's another problem with Pokemon go see
that not moving. You throw the pokeball you get that sumbitch then it just freezes
come on I want my pidgey. There's a zubat and a venonat right here
whoa something else just made a sound a rattata he's less important though
I want to get the venonat
come on venonat bro yeah here we go
a wild venonat appeared and go get him
oh that did you see that shot
pokemaster right now ah fuck he got out there we go
that venonats mine and he's a hundred that's pretty good
my highest is a hundred and forty-two which is a pigeot see that zubat right here
going to give you some tips on how to catch him
you throw a Pokeball and you miss you have to miss once and I don't want to get him
straight away if you get him straight away that doesn't work and then hUUEH watch
that shit watch
come on come on zubro be a buddy be a buddy come on little buddy
fuck yeah thats how you catch a zubat. I'm at the gym
I'm trying to figure out what team to join I don't know which there's only three
right
ok team instinct mystic or valor
oh no oh it's so cool
what do you have zaptos moltres or aEWW
Imma have to do it imma have to do it
team mystic yo welcome to team blue
I don't know what's going on Oh God the golbat already killed my venonat
whats happening? GO PIDGEOT
attack him! Oh I actually have to press buttons
oh I didn't know oh shit aah fuck all my pokemon are dying nooo
why? I lost, I didn't do it for team mystic I wanted to take the gym but I
couldn't all my pokemon are dead
being a pokemon trainer has a lot of sadness in it
I'm gonna catch a hundred and fifty million more. So I'm back home
I didn't catch some more. I got a good lot though
and theres still a shit ton that I have to learn about the game cause I didn't know how the gym
battles worked because the game doesn't tell you anything really
you just get in and it's like here's some pokeballs go catch them um but it's
fun we went around all day and looking for pokemon during the day
during the night time and again sorry for footage is a bit boring
there's just stuff that's that looks bad
I recorded a shit ton of stuff but I'll probably cut it all down to make it a
short-ish kind of video out of it because it gets very repetative after a
while but I want to take over the gym we ran into a dude I went down to one of the
gyms further away and then a dude walked past and he had his phone
out and I was like oh I wonder if he's playing Pokémon go and then when I was
walking away
I looked at the gym again and it showed that it was in battle so the dude was
taking over the gyms and he's probably the one who took over the one over there
as well that I that I showed aww I think it had like a
335 golbat the highest I have is 142 pigeot. Like, I didn't fucking stand a chance.
But it's fun I want to grind up my pokemon and then, Not grind them up like into
little teeny tiny pieces
grind them level wise and get them stronger and then go take over more gyms but I
don't know i'm going to do more pokemon go videos I mean all of
YouTube are doing pokemon go stuff by now
I just wanted to record one because first off I thought it was cool
and secondly I
was out all day so I didn't really have a chance to sit in that it was a nice
day so I didn't want to sit in a record something else at my computer desk
so if this gave me like an excuse to go off and record something else out in the
open
I like doing these types of things I wish I could vlog more in public but
again there's not much to do and I get really awkward around people so
apologies if the video is like me being quiet or something
it was a super weird to do but anyway thank you guys so much for watching this
video if you liked it punch that like button in the face LIKE A BOSS and
high fives all around *WAH PISH WAH PISH* but thank you guys and I will see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
Is this too close? Is this too close? Do you feel weird now?
Do you feel weird? Am I annoying you No? Dammit