We've gotta find the A9.
-Mm. Mm. -It...
One thing you can't do in Scotland is navigate using the sun.
-No. -No.
[Richard] You can't navigate by clouds, they move.
How about guessing?
[Jeremy] Having decided to go for that option,
I had a couple of small accidents.
Oh, God.
[Jeremy] But soon, we were back on the move,
with Pathfinder Hammond once again on point.
Any minute now, there'll be a T-junction,
and then a... a small road rather than a track,
and then a big road.
Then, all of that didn't happen.
There's a hole.
Hammond's just brought us on a rally special stage by the looks of it.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[Richard] Is this the A9?
[Jeremy] No.
No speed cameras on it. That's how you know it's not the A9.
Oh! No! Shit.
What?
[James chuckling] I'm sorry! That was hilarious!
[Jeremy] So, ladies and gentlemen, what is missing from this picture?
It was just epic!
I've never seen anything like it!
-What, the towbar's come off? -Yeah.
The towbar has come off.
[Richard] Oh, dear. That's...
[Jeremy] If you put that in a Tom and Jerry cartoon, it would be absurd.
-[laughs] -What if that had happened on the A9?
Well, that, you'd have there'd have been shouting.
But where am I gonna sleep tonight?
There. That's where your caravan is.
[Jeremy] We decided to abandon my caravan
and resumed our journey, behind Richard Blomquist.
So he's driving up a mountain and he thinks
he's going to find the A9 at the top of it, does he?
Oh. Oh.
Good slapper, Hammond.
[Richard] The tail's wagging the dog a little bit here.
Ooh. Yeah.
Oh! Oh, dear, oh, dear, something's gone wrong.
Um...
Ooh.
-[Jeremy] Were you driving too quickly on a gravel track? -[Richard] Yes.
I can't help it. Gravel track...
Well, if you undo yourself...
Yeah, he's done that.
-Are you... Are you undone? -Yeah.
So that... Yeah.
If you get yourself out, Hammond...
-[Richard] Yeah? Ooh. No! -[Jeremy] There you go.
[Richard] No!
[Jeremy] Oh, that's worked.
[Richard] Well, I've unhitched it.
You're... you're free... Your car will get out now.
It's stuck.
[Richard chuckling] It's sitting on the fuel tank! Look!
So here's the situation, we've got one caravan left and it's soggy.
Damp, yes, very.
We aren't allowed to stay in a hotel, even if we could find one.
[James] Which we won't.
[Jeremy] Mm.
What if... we stay in a castle?
There isn't a rule that says you can't stay in a castle, is there?
But there isn't a castle.
Well, we're in Scotland. There'll be one in 300 meters.
It doesn't require... There are...
And they're all empty 'cause nobody's allowed to use their second homes.
And castles are always second homes.
Unless you're part of the Royal Family.
The fact is, you could be onto something.
All we've gotta do is find a castle.
Find a castle.