This is coming in the waters outside of Japan.
You can see there from the Japanese news source that's a dolphin attacking
someone's leg and apparently it's becoming common.
At least 10 incidents of dolphin bites have been reported just in
one particular region just since July 9.
That's an attack every couple of days.
And officials believe that one dolphin is behind all of the attacks.
So we had a similar thing with monkeys a couple of weeks ago and I pondered.
Which is worse than a pack of monkeys is doing this or
that one monkey has become homicidal.
Well, in this case, we know it's one PO dolphin who is going for
your risk going for your legs.
And apparently, it's our fault actually.
They put out a tweet saying to avoid them, they have a cute image.
But if you approach wild dolphins easily maybe bitten and injured,
keep away from witnesses.
That's a weird way.
[LAUGH] I don't know what's going on there,
I think keep away from the animals at the very least.
But apparently, it is our fault people are going near them.
They're touching them.
And I learned that there are certain body parts where dolphins don't like to be
touched like the tip of the nose and their back fin and
then you can fill in the rest probably.
But apparently, they get angry Francesca and they will bite.
>> I mean liker it's like a dog, you know what I mean?
You've got to have them smell you first or like the back of the head
not like the front, don't touch the butt, all animals are a little bit sensitive.
They either like it or they don't.
>> People definately are.
>> Consent People, I mean consent even with animals and
I know a lot of us don't practice consent when it comes to cats and dogs.
It's just, yeah >> I try look, when I see a working dog,
I just wanna pet it and I don't know where I'm a part of society, but I want to.
>> You mean a cop dog?
>> A cop dog, a drug sniffing dog, whatever.
They're good boys and they deserve a pet.
>> I mean the narc dogs.
Yeah, you would.
>> They don't get to choose.
>> We should put some dash cams on dogs, see what they're up to.
My God, God only knows.
Anyway, I also wanna remind people to not go near the dolphins because apparently,
some people need to be reminded of that because as this picture might.
You might have heard of this has happened multiple times,
tourists will just see a dolphin and they'll just pick it up and
it'll die because you can't actually do that.
You can't just hold it out of water, so you can take your goddamn selfies and
then let a dolphin die as a result of it.
Don't do that.
If you see people doing that, try to stop them.
Anyway, I just wanna say one of this isn't really animal news, but
we put up this picture of this Greenland shark.
They recently found one and
apparently, they're quite rare because they don't tend to go near land.
They dive quite deep.
The only thing I wanna say about the Greenland shark other than that kinda
needs some lotion, that skin is not looking great.
They can live to 500 years old.
That is amazing.
I feel like we miss so much of the majesty and mystery and wonder of nature.
There are animals swimming around that have been around longer than
most technology.
Most of our current societies.
I just find that to be fascinating.
>> [CROSSTALK] >> They can live to 500 years but
now their average life expectancy is seven or however long it takes them to
get trapped in a trawler trying to get you your shrimp and your caviar and whatnot.
Yeah, it's like they could last half of a millennium.
Unfortunately, after two or three years they end up his fancy feast.
[LAUGH] >> Yep, [LAUGH] exactly.
They're being fed to dumb tourists at Gatto Bianco.
>> Gatto Bianco, which by the way,
they're only gonna be serving like eight people a day.
Don't even bother trying, it ain't gonna happen.
Also probably be overpriced.
Anyway with that said, really, >> I really like you need to be able
to bring your cat with you.
>> They have cat cafes.
>> [INAUDIBLE] This one.
>> Yeah, I don't think so.
>> Wait hold on, Frog Wizard says,
John you skip the whole point of the whale story.
Well, that was the point for me.
What was the point for you?
I just think it's amazing that they can live that long and that they don't have it
was that they apparently don't reach sexual maturity until they're 100.
They're basically grow [INAUDIBLE].
It just seems weird to me.
>> They're like Republican men.
>> Yeah, hold on,
they said, [LAUGH] John, wait until we see your skin at 500 years old.
That's a good point.
Don't take it too close to look right now, by the way.
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