Ok.
So I just got done filming a sponsored video, which
required me to sing a song on ukulele,
and it reminded me that there's something
that I've been meaning to do quite some time.
When I was on tour, I found out that Google+,
the website that everyone knows I loved to pieces,
is dead!
It's officially dead!
The beast has been slain.
It took me five years, but I fucking killed it.
I'm taking full responsibility.
I actually feel a bit weird taking joy out of
the fact that Google+ is no more.
Not only because some weirdos enjoyed it,
but also because a lot of people were
employed by Google and Alphabet to work on it,
and even though they clearly did a terrible, terrible job,
I hope that Google have absorbed those employees
back into the system.
But if not, then, I'm sure that the
people that did work at Google+, their services are
so valuable to the tech industry
that they will have no problem finding
other work in Silicon Valley or anywhere else that there
are massive tech startups at.
I don't really know what I'm saying anymore, I guess
what I'm trying to say is I'm sorry to the people who
are maybe losing their jobs or find themselves
switching over to something else, but
I'm really really glad that that website is dead because
it was fucking terrible.
I thought it was time, for the final time, we do this
to say goodbye, to say sayonara
to something so terrible.
It's been a long time since I played this, so
I'm looking up the lyrics.
So, Google+, rest in pieces, don't ever fucking come back,
and this one's for you.
I woke up this morning to check my Twitter,
I went onto Facebook and moaned about the weather.
And then I checked my friends' updates on Google+.
Wait, no I didn't, 'cause it's dead.
So, how did they make their investment back?
They took YouTube and fucked it in the ass.
Leave us alone, we just want to make videos.
We just want our website back,
why is it so hard to understand?
Fuck you, Google+!
We don't want your fucking fuss.
You ruined the site and called it 'integration',
I'm writing this song just to vent our frustration.
Fuck you, Google+!
Your website can get fucked!
If it was gonna work it would've happened by now,
maybe ask Yahoo to fix it somehow?
See, Google, you're just bad at web design,
well, I suggest you maybe try to Google it sometime?
And then there's a suggestion they don't want to hear,
can you please fix the sub box
you fucked up last year?
You know, I wrote that song back in 2013,
I'm referring to 2012, when I first joined the
sub box fucked up, maybe like 6 months bef-- after I--.
It's been six years.
And we really didn't think it could get any worse, but it-
Anyway.
Fuck you, Google+!
We don't want your fucking fuss.
You ruined the site and called it 'integration',
I'm writing this song just to vent our frustration.
Fuck you, Google+!
Your website can get fucked!
If it was gonna work it would've happened by now,
maybe ask Vimeo to fix it somehow?
If you liked this video, then please subscribe,
and don't forget to give a +1 if you enjoyed.
We just want our working website back,
why is it so hard to understand?
Fuck you, Google+!
We don't want your fucking fuss.
You've ruined the site and called it 'integration',
I'm writing this song just to vent our frustration.
Fuck you, Google+!
Your website's fucked us up.
Now no one gets videos they subscribed for,
video responses are dead in the water,
you can't leave comments unless you're linked up,
can you please listen to us?
Fuck you, Google+!
I fucked up the last chord, but it's
one-o-clock in the morning, that's the best you're gonna get.
Fuck 'em.
It's dead.
It's dead!