- For some reason I wasn't expecting
them all to be the same color,
but of course they're all similar colors.
(jazz interlude)
- So we know we've done this before,
but who doesn't love wine?
- Seriously, who doesn't?
- It's Ladylike and today we're quizzing ourselves
to find out who's the biggest wine expert.
- It's me, I'm the winner. (party horns whistling)
- So Kristin claims that she's a boxed-wine expert,
so we're here to challenge her.
- Wait that's not what I said.
What I said was, I know I can tell the difference
between cheap vs. expensive wine, that's easy.
I should probably backtrack this clip a little bit.
- Listen, I'm more of a beer kinda gal.
- You will find me at Trader Joe's
in the two-buck Chuck aisle.
(upbeat guitar music)
- We have to identify the cheapest, the most expensive,
and also the one that happens to come from a box.
And the one that comes from the box
could be the most expensive,
and it could be the cheapest,
or it could be in the middle.
- Can you insert the formulas?
You are way too well-versed in this
and I am going to be put to shame.
But I'm fine cause I just came
to get tipsy on a Thursday.
- I feel so bougie right now.
(cash register rings)
- So it's like wine. - Ooh, voluptuous. (laughs)
- My first smell was like cheap,
but then like when you taste it,
it opens up a little bit.
- The more it makes me cough,
I think the cheaper it is and I coughed twice.
(cash register rings)
- This one seems dense.
- This is cheap.
- Is it cheap, or do I just hate it?
- If it's not complicated, it's
cheap. - Cheap.
- Ew.
- (coughs) I don't like it.
(cash register rings)
- This is not a very good wine.
But it's not as cheap as that one.
- Are you sure?
- They're both bad.
- Cheese.
- This tastes expensive.
- I was about to say.
This one tastes more expensive
because I didn't cough as much
and I didn't cringe as much.
- This is the most expensive.
Okay I'm gonna do it this way.
- I think the Pinot's most expensive.
I think the unknown is middle-tier,
and I think the Cab is cheap-o.
- The one that you said is not very good
but you don't think it's cheaper than this one,
I think that's the cheapest.
- Okay you're right, I changed my mind.
This is the most expensive, this is the box,
and this is the middle, this is the cheapest.
- Oh I got it?
- It's a can!
I knew it tasted metallic but I couldn't figure out why!
- This is disrespectful.
We sucked at this.
- Yeah I think I was pretty wrong,
and that's okay moving onto white
where I feel a little bit more confident.
(soft rock music)
- I'm not as excited about this one.
- Oh I'm gonna fuck up the white wines,
I can tell you that right now.
- This is Pinot?
This is Cab, this is mmmm.
(cash register rings)
- This is the kind of white wine I say no to.
- Why would you say no to it?
It's delicious. - It's just too much for me.
- What do you mean it's too much?
- It tastes like grapes,
if I wanted grapes I would just eat grapes.
But I guess wine is a grape.
♫ But I'm feelin' warm inside
- (laughs) Are you drunk?
- I like the cheese.
This reminds me of like, Adele's album 21.
- Yeah it's super buttery, lots of apples, pears, fruit.
(cash register rings)
- Oh it smells like urine!
- Oh, this is actually good!
- I'mma say cheap. - If it's cheap it's good.
- See, it doesn't, water.
It takes like water, tbh. - Nope, it's bad.
- This is up there, this is not.
(cash register rings)
- This one tastes like literal juice.
- Yeah.
- If Martinelli's lost it's sparkle.
Which is good, cause bubbles hurt my throat.
- You learn somethin' new every single day folks.
- It's not good.
- Which one tastes the best to you?
- I mean that one.
It looks the best, it smells the best, it tastes the best.
If this is cheap, then I would like to know
what brand it is immediately.
- That's my order.
- This is not from a bottle.
Oh shit! - Oh, Damn!
She's a champion, she's a king!
She's a knockout!
- This one is in some sort of vessel.
- Yeah.
- This is my order, this is most expensive, middle and end.
- Oh shit the alcohol's 13%?
- Ooh 13%. - Explains a lot.
- Okay box.
- We got it all right!
- See the cheese helped us.
- I am actually quite impressed with myself.
- Here's the thing, like you don't need
to be an expert to understand
what's good and what's bad.
- That's true.
- Cheap versus expensive wine challenge.
- Lady-tested.
- Lady still loves wine!
- And will continue to drink wine.
- Forever-ever,
ever-ever? - Ever?
And eat all the cheese in the side.
- What happens if I just do this?
(Kristin shrieks) We're all friends here.
(upbeat rock music)