IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN A YEAR SINCE THE SUPREME COURT MADE A RULING THAT
ESSENTIALLY LEGALIZE SAME-SEX MARRIAGE.
PRIOR TO THAT RULING,
RIGHT-WINGERS WOULD HAVE ALL OF THESE DOOMSDAY STORIES ABOUT WHAT
WOULD HAPPEN IF WE LEGALIZE SAME-SEX MARRIAGE.
NOW THAT IT HAS BEEN MORE
THAN A YEAR AND YOU HAVE GAY COUPLES
GETTING MARRIED EVERYWHERE, WHAT WERE THOSE FEARS AND HAVE ANY OF
THEM COME TRUE?
LET'S GET INTO THE NITTY-GRITTY OF THAT.
IF YOU CAN
RECALL, A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SAYING THAT THIS IS GOING TO LEAD TO WAR.
THERE IS GOING TO BE A BIG CIVIL WAR
WITH THIS ISSUE.
BOY, DID HE TURN OUT TO BE RIGHT.
WE HAVE LITERALLY
SPLIT APART, AS HE SAID.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THE SPIRIT OF HELL IS IN THERE?
TODAY REALLY BELIEVE THIS, OR WERE THEY JUST SO AGAINST GAY PEOPLE THAT
THEY WERE LIKE I AM WILLING TO SAY
WHATEVER IT TAKES.
I THINK THEY DRINK THEIR OWN KOOL-AID.
THAT IS A SCARY WORLD TO LIVE IN.
REMEMBER HOW STUPID THEY ARE, THEY
BELIEVE IN GHOULS
AND GOBLINS.
HE
BELIEVES IN SPIRITS.
THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA DOESN'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE
THEY ARE DYING TO BE POLITE TO RELIGIOUS PEOPLE AND DON'T WANT TO
OFFEND THEM.
REMEMBER, A LOT OF THEM ARE LUNATICS, THEY HANDLE SNAKES AND
TALK IN TONGUES.
PENTECOSTALS DO THAT, AND WE HAVE TO TREAT THEM LIKE
YOU MIGHT BE A RATIONAL PERSON AS
WELL.
NO, YOU ARE A LUNATIC.
OF COURSE THEY THINK THESE INSANE
THINGS, AND OF COURSE THEY ARE
WRONG.
I THINK YOU CAN MAKE THAT ARGUMENT RIGHT NOW WITH ALL THE
ANTI-TRANSGENDER BILLS THAT ARE BEING PROPOSED THROUGHOUT THE
COUNTRY WHERE THEY DON'T WANT TO ALLOW THESE PEOPLE TO USE THE
BATHROOM THEY IDENTIFY WITH.
THE WAY THEY FIGHT THOSE BILLS IS THEY WILL
SAY THINGS LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO GO IN THERE AND TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT
EVERYONE.
NO, THEY ARE NOT.
THERE IS ONE STORY TODAY OF SOME GUY WHO
TRIED TO ENTER THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM IN TARGET BY SAYING HE IDENTIFIED AS
A WOMAN.
THE ONLY OUTLET THAT
COVERED THAT WAS FOX NEWS.
THERE IS NO EPIDEMIC OF MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN TO GO
INTO THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM.
I CAN SOLVE THAT PROBLEM, LET'S DO GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY
TOMORROW.
IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT, GREAT.
DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?
OH, YOU
THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING CLEVER, DICK
HEAD.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
HE GOT CAUGHT.
HE DID NOT SEXUALLY
ASSAULT ANYONE.
THEN I WANT TO READ A QUOTE FROM PAT ROBERTSON, BEFORE
THE SUPREME COURT RULING.
IT'S COMING, THE ONLY QUESTION IS WHEN.
THAT IS WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN
SAYING SINCE JESUS DIED.
ARMAGEDDON IT IS HAPPENING ANY DAY NOW, EITHER TUESDAY OR WEDNESDAY.
2000 YEARS LATER WE'RE STILL WAITING.
THERE IS MORE.
THAT IS CALLED FRACKING.
HE WILL TAKE THE RESULTS OF CLIMATE CHANGE
AND SAY SEE, I TOLD YOU GOD HATED THE GAYS.
YOU MIGHT BE
MISINTERPRETING THAT A LITTLE BIT.
YOU LEFT OUT MY FAVORITE ONE.
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SAYING THEY ARE GOING TO LEAVE IF
THIS HAPPENED, WE ARE STILL WAITING.
OFF YOU GO.
BY ALL MEANS.
NUMBER TWO, TOM DELAY IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO IS THE FORMER LEADER
OF THE REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE.
HE SAID THERE WAS A SENIOR GOVERNMENT
PLAN TO LEGALIZE THE 12 PERVERSIONS.
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE 12.
BUT APPARENTLY HE HAS BEEN STUDYING THEM.
HE KNOWS THOSE 12 PERVERSIONS.
DO YOU KNOW HIS NICKNAME USED TO BE?
HOT HOT TUB TOM DELAY.
HOT TUB SEX SOUNDS REALLY ROMANTIC.
IT IS A LIMITED SPACE, AND THERE ARE FLUIDS.
I WOULDN'T DO IT.
AND
FINALLY, THE ONE I LOVE THE MOST IS ALAN KEYES WHO SAID THIS WAS A JUST
CAUSE FOR WAR, AND IT WOULD LIKELY PRODUCE THE SEPARATION AND THE
DISSOLUTION OF THE UNITED STATES.
HE TURNED OUT TO BE RIGHT, THE UNITED
STATES NO LONGER EXISTS.
AFTER THAT A FORMER AIDE NAMED DOUGLAS MCKENNAN
SAID THAT A GROUP OF SOUTHERN STATES
SHOULD SECEDE.
JUST SO THAT THEY CAN DISCRIMINATE AGAINST GAY PEOPLE, AND
THEY SHOULD CALL THAT NEW NATION REAGAN.
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THESE PEOPLE.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
HE WAS SERIOUS.
SOMETIMES I THINK HAVE AT IT HOSS.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THEY WOULD BE
SUCH A MENACE TO SOCIETY, AND
THEMSELVES.
WE WOULD HAVE TO CONSTANTLY INVADE THEM SO THEY WOULD
NOT POKE THEIR OWN EYE OUT.