- I have so many things to say to you.
First of all, you're handsome.
- Oh, wow. - Second of all--yeah.
That just came out. I didn't intend to say it.
It just came out. - Really? I appreciate it.
- So what--I saw today in the notes
that you broke a bone in your foot.
- I did, yes. - And you're walking.
- But I'm walking.
Yeah, it happened right before we went on Christmas break,
we were shooting "Scandal," and I had a scene
that actually aired last week
where I was running down Wilshire Boulevard
barefoot in my boxers.
- I don't remember that scene. - Interesting.
[audience cheering]
And--and so I broke a bone in this foot,
and I tore a ligament in this foot.
- So wait, I wanna show the--
You know the scene when he's running down the street
trying to chase the car?
[cheers and applause] - I remember that scene.
- Oh, my God.
All right, so you're running down the street
trying to chase the car. - There I am.
Oh, look, no pants, no shirt, there it is.
- Underwear, there you are.
How many times did you do that scene?
- Probably 30.
- Okay, let's-- let's see it again
and tell me where it happened.
Let's--let's--all right. - Okay, okay.
- Show me exactly--
- All right, which one-- Let's look here.
Okay, so--
- Wait until it pans down and then tell me, okay.
- Right--right there.
That foot, that was the ligament.
- That's when it happened. - Yeah, and then--
Okay, yeah, you're back-- Thanks for that hamstring shot.
- All right. - This is not great.
I should have done some more squats before I did this.
I didn't know this was gonna happen like this.
- All right, so-- No, really.
Obviously it happened on the last take, right?
You couldn't have run after that.
- So right before this,
part of this scene is me running down these marble stairs
right before I run outside, and it happened of course
when we were shooting the marble stairs
before I actually had to do the sprinting.
- Oh, my God.
- And our director that episode, Tom Verica, was very sweet,
and I didn't have to do it
as many times as he wanted me to do it.
Part of the gig. - Yeah.
Well, not really. No, it's--
- You know, I'm learning, the older I get, like,
when they say, "You wanna have the stunt guy do it?"
Always say yes. - Always say yes.
- Always say, "Yeah, the stunt guy can do it."
- Yeah, and then they tricked you.
She wasn't even in the car, and, oh...
- Which is just rude. - It's rude.
- It's just rude.
If you're gonna have me run after a car,
at least have her be in there.
At least there should be a possibility.
- Yeah, and then you're thinking of the license plate
and trying to remember it.
Okay, who took her?
[laughter]
- Who took her?
Well, you know, I think it might have something to do
with your wife.
- That's what everyone says, and I asked her,
and she said, "Everyone on Twitter
thinks I had something to do with it."
And I said, "Well, did you?"
And she said, "I'm not telling you."
- I'm interested to get your take on this.
Do you think everyone on Twitter could be wrong?
- Well, they were right about a lot of things,
'cause they were warning--
they said, "Who's that guy?
Watch out for that guy that was in there."
Ian or whatever his name was.
Everyone on Twitter called it right away.
- I agree. I didn't think that was gonna happen, but it did.
- No, and I didn't-- I didn't--I didn't know.
- You didn't know? - No.
- I don't know exactly--
Well, I know exactly who took her,
but I can't tell you exactly who took her.
- Yeah, well--
- But Portia, her character may have something to do with it.
- That's what I think. That's--Oh, she--
- Do you know? Do you read the scripts with her?
- No, I read some of her scenes that she lets me read
when she's learning her lines.
But anything that will give it away--
I know what's happening this Thursday.
I know what happens with her.
- Right, right.
- You know what I'm talking about?
- I know exactly what you're talking about.
- Horrible! - No--Well, yeah.
- Horrible. - Yeah.
See, you're lucky though. My wife doesn't--
Where's my wife? She's here today.
- She's up there. - She's back there?
She doesn't--Hi, babe. - Wave, wave--Hi.
- So for 20 years, I've been learning lines
with her on all my shows, and it helps me.
Before I go to bed, I have to know my lines.
And for this show, she refuses to work on my lines
'cause she doesn't wanna know what's gonna happen.
- That's--that's how I feel.
- I don't want a spoiler alert.
I don't want it spoiled. I want my Thursday night.
I wanna watch it. - Right.
I know, it's hard enough because Portia has to watch
the East Coast feed to live Tweet,
and so I have to--
She waits and then I watch it when I get home afterwards.
- Yeah. - But, no, it's fun to--
You don't wanna know what's happening.
- No, I don't wanna know. I wanna be surprised.
- She showed me something,
I can't go into it, what happens this Thursday with her,
and I'm like, "Why did you show--Why?
I don't wanna know that."
- Sometimes things slip out. It just happens.
- No, it didn't slip out. She showed me.
- Oh! - Yeah.
- Oh, well.