Ewww, dude, look at the color of that one. It's like flesh toned. (Laughs ) Why so weird?
(intro ensues)
(Music)
What's going on guys? Welcome to three of the most annoying alarm clocks we could find
(Bryan could find) on amazon...dot...com and I'm going to let you know whether they
are "Enjoy" or "Destroy." Yes, that is right. If these alarm clocks suck... if they don't
do what they're supposed to do, we will destroy them. Okay? So stay tuned for that.
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notifications on. Onto the first alarm clock!
Weetawateeeea... [Bryan]: What did you just say?
Weetatwia. (Slow mo version of the same phrase ensues.) A pressure-sensitive alarm clock, rug carpet alarm clock. Only stops
when you stand on it. Hmmmm... that might get you out of bed OR an easy way to gain this
is by just like throwing something on it. Is it just touch sensitive or is it
weight sensitive? Does it know how much you weigh and if it doesn't get that
amount of weight...? Or is it just like you roll over and punch it because if you
sleep closer to the ground, you may be able to just get away with that. Wrap
yourself in the softest touch. Step on pressure-sensitive zone to display time.
It's very interesting. The most (Matthias fumbles his words) innovative way of getting up. (Matthias starts making fun of the way he just messed up)
The most innovative way... (laughs). Toe touch to know time right away. It will effectively get you
out of bed by forcing you to stand on the mat for more than three seconds. You
will literally have to get up. Okay, let's see if we can beat this though. You see what
I'm saying? [Bryan]: Yeeaaahhh.... (Matthias laughs once more in his attempt to hide his inner turmoil)
Yeah man... yeah. (Slow smexy music plays) Reviews? Three out of five. Life changer.. life-changing! Two people have
said it was life-changing! Eight people found this helpful!
"Has changed my entire life now I get out of bed rather than snoozing 40 minutes
and rushing to still be 15 minutes late." 40 minutes!! Go to bed earlier! (Matthias gives great life advice.) "Horrible,
directions are horrible. All around a lousy product" "Or you can put your alarm
clock across the room." So what's the whole point of this video then? Trying to
find the best alarm clocks in the world, this guy just broke the system with that.
All I got to do is set my alarm and put it across the room? Boy, what have I been doing
all my life? If this guy's so smart, why is he wasting his time on a product
that he thinks is stupid? [Bryan]: Trying to save the world... [Matthias]: If he already solved that problem?
Add to Cart. Let's find out. (Burps because this here is a classy man.) [Bryan]: Hey, man that...ooohhh my God, your chin sinks into your neck!
[Matthias]: Oh, is this Batman's alarm clock, dude? Someone give me a real knife I've been
doing this with keys. What's...what's... what's this Batman symbol? It's a bat!
It's clearly a bat. [Bryan]: No head. [Matthias]: No head. (Laughs and starts speaking in undefinable accent) It has no head. It cannot be bat! Okay so
pressure-sensitive and... oh? Oh but for three seconds... [Bryan]: Yeah and you thought you
beat it. [Matthias]: No look! [Bryan]: But no alarm was going off. [Matthias]: Okay, I will beat this. Press set button until LED
(pronounced like "Ellie died") light flashes. Okay, LED light flashes. Set, set, set, one, set. So now
we wait for the alarm and let's see if we can trigger it without having to step
on it. "The alarm clock has built-in eight megabytes of storage capacity. Can use
sound sources as they download from websites and alarm sounds." But an mp3 is
like three megabytes, so we're going to put two songs on there? It's got an 8 meg
hard drive! Turn on! Where's the alarm? And why are these things
so difficult to set up, bro? Set! Set! Set! Okay, so this is the alarm now.
*Sighs* Son of a gun, dude, this thing keeps
tripping me out! Brian: You turned it on? Matt:Yeah I turned on what do you think, I'm
an idiot? Don't answer that. 1:09 still, haha. (tick tock from a clock)
Brian: The heck? Matt: There's only like three buttons!
we're doing it right it literally says on and it's on! Brian: what about the batteries?
course these batteries in there! Brian no no you have to smash it open, not just rip it open!
You can't smash this! I say destroy by my own means Brian:okay. Matt:
I say this one's a destroy it
oh my wrist! I hurt... I like injured my wrist. (Slow mo)
Ew, dude, it's all like saggy there now.
Oh no, it doesn't work anymore. What's inside? Oh, interesting actually. DESTROY!!
what is happening what is this nonsense this isn't real electronics, there's
there's nothing in here. I don't see any like metallic things inside here.
Brian: Can you turn that back on? Matt: No, I destroyed it. oh you did it.
Wait, how is it connecting? Oh, maybe it's... when these things connect. But how does
this work it's when these two sheets connect watch! See? See that?
It's... that's it, Right here see this thing must have like metal threads and
the contact creates a circuit that triggers this. What kind of science is that?
Brian: Oh, dude!
Brian: Battery came flying at me! Matt: A quick note, when you're going to destroy
stuff, take the batteries out first you want explosions or co-workers to be destroyed.
Alright, well I think I pretty much destroyed this.
Next!
Steve yooyoo
Jeju you yo Steve yeewuu shape up clock. Okay, is that a child hand?
Brian: It's a creepy child hand.
either that's a child hand or that's a really big long look do you look at a
color of that one like my flesh tone why so weird why I like how to show you the
batteries oh yeah sweet dude batteries does that mean batteries are included
does that be a sweet deal do you actually have to do reps with it in
order to turn off the alarm yet the weight is not very heavy though so I got
into the habit of doing the rep swap still laying in bed and then going back
to sleep not as helpful as I'd wish but kind of fun quirky thing to have come on
put it across the room we already learned this at first it's a flesh toned
one why oh sweet it's not it's the black one we got the black one we're okay this
clock is decent size it definitely is a kid's hand though I mean I do have big
hands but it's definitely a kid's hand in that in that photo okay so we got the
little alarm clock right there on this portion and then a maybe on the back of
this or how do you put the batteries and I guess the batteries are in I don't
have to worry about that no I have to set it up
oh there you go just take it off I take off you literally just
this is oh I thought it said 10 pounds it for a second that's 10 kilograms I'm
going to set this alarm clock now oh so there's two settings here there's alarm
and then there's weight so I assume the weight right here so let's set it press
it holds goings of the alarm blue okay okay 122 now I get a wait couple minutes
we've got a minute left so it says it's going to display the number of lists
that I have to do that is a week long did you just shake the desk shake it it
went down one is incremented good look you're just shook the desk and it's
lowering so look what it was to read I'm too tired to lift up this one pound
dumbbell so I'm just going to pound the table that these are the rest look oh my
gosh you went down from steak now I went to five now when two for this mess three
two one first on viola hahaha Neil arms is so weak like that I don't
even know if that would wake me out that probably would not wake you up dude my
phone sometimes doesn't wake me up Amanda were like smack me in the face
should be like get up it sounds like a band or a listing is a destroy it I
think that's quite evidence so time to destroy
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meanie timer and alarm clock with a hundred and twenty decibel alarm
assorted colors broke do you have ear right here do you have it ears bro do
you have a ear protection hundred twenty decibels do you know how loud that is I
don't know and I'm worried I think it's pretty loud now we had that remember
that Mexican alarm or Mexican whoever did out loud
yeah that's loud however this maze this thing may have a different frequency
that may hurt more loudness based on decibels can be lower or higher
frequencies you spawn asleep three loudness levels okay well have a
we'll have it look relaxed do he's trying to destroy my set here okay it
has a lot of reviews I wonder if man look at that that looks
industrial dude that looks industrial screaming Nene has been easily the most
effective travel alarm clock on the market no other alarm clocks can awaken
the deepest sleepers as reliable sleep as screening Nene as China right you
will be shocked at the volume level of our alarm alright dude I'm sorry but
find out what do you think this is design who cares
ah you're not supposed to destroy yeah normally Oh still works for lucky desk
in Italy the loudest okay I haven't worried now dude I'm really worried you
see these things these things are the speakers you realize that right here so
kudos speaker the fact that they're small means that they're high frequency
okay Brian Brian's making all these faces but I'm
going to point them at him start off on low okay so let's go to low let's go
timer clock Oh timer let's do timer okay so timer how do you
set a timer now what's this key uh I'm so I'm really afraid to do this simply
because I won't know how to turn it off so read the instruction that thing like
it was on fire dude so to turn on beacon press the key and a beacon
5 minutes repeat step 3 to turn it off press key hrn minute button
simultaneously ok so you have to press these three buttons to
turn off this alone I would have never figured that out dude okay so you're
ready for ten seconds are you ready ready my ears are going to hurt it come
oh I told you bro medium you want try medium first let's go high whatever to
go all out no I got to do this oh that's louder still not super loud
that is oh that's hurt now just switch it on too loud now you press these
through to turn oh wow that would wake you up for sure
turned off this alarm clock would work this is a enjoy it I have to say I have
to say it's rough its tumble it has multiple functions it is difficult to
turn off and it's loud as heck this will get you up that is for sure
boom see that thumbnail right there that is ten strange things we found on a Chinese
website it's pretty hilarious pretty funny you'll never guess what that thing
does also for this video right here that is a video that YouTube thinks you
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all right high five