34 of Brits would prefer a trip to a car boot sale than a theme park do you think that's
true or false true false there we go let's crack on Okay the reason people like car boots
is because they can haggle the price and stuff you can't do that in a theme park it's it's
five pounds to get on the ride I'll give you three quid all right you're not allowed to
use the belt
yeah whenever I see a ferris wheel I do think the Millennium will is clearly the best one
it's so slow though well if you scream louder it goes faster did you not realize that was
the system it's supposed to be a delightful Journey with a view across London it's usually
foggy or raining so you can't see anything oh no go when it's sunny foreign
names of big roller coasters so the previous few have been like Nemesis Oblivion and then
one at the moment's called Rita
I don't like those teacups actually got beaten up in one month
there's teacup rides it's someone punch me in the mouth who suffered the gayest ever
assault I was in the teacup officer and this brute hit me I was just spinning jenny I was
having a wonderful time it's mistaken identity why we thought I was someone else [Laughter]
[Applause] okay so true or false uh 34 of bricks would prefer a trip to a car boot sale
than a theme park truffles Sean true true well I can tell you the answer is true 34
of Brits would prefer a car boot sale to a theme park
most dangerous sport is it any sport that's played in the vicinity of Alby City Greg is
this tennis dangerous no well you can at you it's it really are don't you but you gotta
remember the boss soft it's not gonna hurt you too bad it's like a sponge ball and plastic
rackets like at school doubles though have you ever hit somebody on the back of the head
when playing doubles um yeah I did that once
you hate Hammond come on is it five aside archery the ones that do my edin are the old
people you know when you see them on local news and it's like oh now we're going to cut
to Earnest he's 89 today and he's about to do his first skydive [ __ ] off Earnest
you're 89 sit in a chair and wait to die
it's kind of a posh sport Polo rugby rugby is exactly
[ __ ] yes I think it's all the most dangerous sport is rugby rugby was invented at public
school when some boys were playing football and thought this isn't gay enough Brit's biggest
regret shaving all her hair off
[Applause] letting Harry go to Iraq winning the football thing World Cup World Cup we
did win it we haven't stopped going on about it remember when you were about 15 we won
it
is it the repeal of the Corn Laws oh 1832.
stupid that was crazy because they were good those Corn Laws 1947 nice goal 1847 surely
was 32.
that was that was not my ex [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] actly
Trisha
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but I'll give you a clue it involves your partner when he murdered them and buried them
that's the right answer
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