*Wapoosh!*
Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to my good buddy. Crash-bang Wallop! Say hi, Crash!
Ah, he's a smart boy! Okay. What do we wanna do last time? Last time we did Crash Dash, this time Crash Crush.
Crash crushes some puss, that's what crash does
I don't know much about Crash Bandicoot other than the fact that he fucks. And probably smokes. He seems like ah-- yeah
You smoke crash? Oh, is this a runny away one?
I don't want to runny away!
Crash has no fear up against your...DEMONS. Okay.
OOOOO, that is very close. Oh my god, its skirting my ass
Run Crash!
Don't bounce into them. Don't bounce into them. My God, the visuals are very nice! Look at that snow fall on the ground
Can it fall?
Yeah-ha-ha-ha! I am the winner! I come out on top. Wee! Don't-- NOO!
What'd I say? None of that, Crash, okay? You haven't even gotten all the boxes yet.
He, WEE!
Oh, I could go back that way or
I could say screw that and just do whatever the hell I want.
oh, no, you're gonna do more of those to me aren't you? Ah!
Okay. WEE! Alright, Oh God, don't wa- don't walk into the mines, okay? Ha
I know they're called "mine", but they're not yours, they're mine!
Whew!
Yeah, screw you big boulder! Imagine if it just crushed me anyway, the hitbox is all weird. Oh God
WHE-EE!
Crap, okay. Just think like Spyro. Think like Spyro, run fast.
N-oh, God, my ass! My ass!
Wee!
Oh my God, why do you just stop all of a sudden?
Go Crash!
Speed of a demon! Oh my god, It's so far behind
Okay, that was supposed to happen. Sometimes it's weird when you fall 'cause you think you're gonna die, but that's fine.
Wee! Watch this-- expert maneuver. Wo-ho!
I'm a genius. A regular ol' G-E-N-U-S
Nice, nice, nice, nice box! Get 'em all Crash
Wahoo
waahoo
pflt
Nice, 13 out of 13! some people say that's an unlucky number. You know what I say?
Go fuck yourself.
now the boulder's gone
We can just strut our stuff to the finish line.
I really wish you could just do the whole level like that
Okay, a little bit more to go
wo
Everyone at home: Crash, Crash, Crash, Crash! Okay. I can't pump my fist because I need to do this thing
Crash, Crash, Crash! Okay? Beautiful, Crash!
Beautiful! bring it on home like a World Cup trophy
See? topical. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I want to skate my way to victory. I'm gonna miss five
Damn that's not far off. I thought I had way less
Oh. I finished it anyway
Snow biz, air crash,B-Oh, yes my little polar bear friend!
This guy's so cute. I'm not ridin' down a big stupid smelly ass pig anymore
You get to write in my beautiful little polar bear named...
Reginald. I don't know what his fucking name is. Ah, there he is! Look at Reginald! Aw, he's falling over he's so cute
Okay, you're gonna do this Reginald
just like Coco had the
tiger in crash 3
We're gonna use you. also, people
Very
Appropriately pointed out that I confused Tawny
with Coco
In crash 1, its tawny that crash is trying to sex up
NOT his sister
Ok, I knew crash was weird, but I knew he couldn't have been THAT weird
Can't come faster than the gate. Oh god. Why did you slow down?
No
Okay
I'm dead. I don't know what have to bring the bear with you. I can only run faster and bursts
I can't just continuously do it like Coco could
Bwaaaaah.
Me undies.
Don't take this lightly crash. Ok. I know what you're thinking oh cute fluffy Whales. No
.Orca's are the biggest deadliest predators in our world. Ok
They suck. They will eat you and your entire family. I missed two boxes
What is this amateur hour
God, damn it
Ooh
Drinking alcohol makes the pain go away what air crash is so I get to fly in a plane.
I don't know if crash - high plane levels. I don't think so
we're gonna find out together
What is air about this?
This should be called water crash. Whoa God. Oh begoa
Okay, come on. Mr. Gupta gun, we can do whatever the fuck we want
this our house now. Oh, yes boogie board
Extra life Oh
easy does it. this it like the jet ski section on uncarted 1.
you know the section that was horrible and no one liked
I member, watch this. Whoa
Sick air crash careful.
Say careful, does that mean nothing to you anymore?
that platform just didn't want to come back up again did it?
The platform is just gone forever. I
Know it's back. Glad to see you. Thanks for coming out. Glad you came back
You know, I could've needed ya ten seconds ago. Okay, careful here crash
Okay, you don't want to be a fucking idiot
Seriously you don't I I've been that
like a lot
Like you really don't want to be that you want to be
Awesome. I love all the people. Love you
atta boy crash! knew you had it in you. Dont drown.
He's a disobedient child, he just does not listen to me does he. kill him, don't drown.
There ya go!
Yeah, you stop being a moron for five minutes I'm so mean to him.
Ya know I love you crash. You were my childhood, man
Okay, careful careful careful,
Uh oh(x2), I got the life. Why don't you get a life mister plant?
Did you see that? did you see that? were you watching? wee!
how? how am i suppose to get the boxes?
You know what your setting me up to fail mr. game. and i don't like it.
All right. I just wanted to have a good time with mr. uptagone now he's dead
some of this stuff was cutting it very fucking close folks
Okay, I couldn't I got them all anyway whee. Whee
Crash used to be a gymnast back in high school
oh god
Suppositories, never fun crash are they?
Um,
Im gonna snow biz. What's snow biz?
I think, see what I think that we're going for here is that biz is short for the word business and
snow biz
Sounds like no biz, play on words, sounds like no business, like I have no business being here
So good night everybody
nooooo no no
No, no, no, no no, oh shit
no, ah stop fall'in
Who's in the wrong order ha ha
Okay, you guys may live you guys have proven yourselves in the dojo, okay, look at that marvelous impression, oh wow
It's that a life no, but it's about to take mine if I'm not careful. All right. Oh, whoa you got
My god, have you ever smacked one motherfucker with another motherfucker crash has. I
I have no idea how I'm still alive. I'm very very glad that it's happening to me
Look at that angry little bastard
Man whose shit in your cornflakes this morning probably crash does not seem like the nicest of people
He's lovely, look at that face
upta-uptagone, utagone, uty- okay can I aaahhh
There's a lot of emotions going through my head head at once I
I can't get all the boxes anyway. Cuz there's a secret part
I didn't even see them.
Freaking ice teeth coming down on top of me like that
Crash
Where are ya budy. Oh there you are you scream once for yes
I haven't asked you anything yet.
ohhoho
I almost got killed by them, but I moonwalked
aaaaaahhhhhhhhh hahahaha
This is so funny about him just
All the way down to the smack in his face. Yeah. He's so sick of my shit. I'm sorry crash Oh
Buddy. Oh
Shit, I'm too good. Okay crash
I have a piece of ice in my mouth and it's not very big
We've to finish this level in his bone section before it's before it's gone
And it's very small can't see it, okay
Well now it's gotten crash so I don't know what we're going to do
You know, we had a bit going
ahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
You know what screw the bonus level it's taking too much for me
It's taking everything from me actually
well That was anticlimactic whoa ho ho
There we go, who do we got Oh,
buddy got
Who's your mother?
nah doesn't sound like that one
speed run
Speedrun I'm upset now. Yeah, we're gonna go. I'm obsessed the speedruns - my god
43 out of 125 boxes just be happy
That it's not like crash one where you have to see all the boxes hit him on the head because that is torture
Alright, almost done. We didn't crash crush. We did bear it we did air crash we did snow biz we only have the eel deal left
My god, I am blasting through this
If you've ever seen this is basically a speedrun at this point
Or at least I could just edit it down and make it seem like it's all happening in real time and just keep the timer
going
That'd be good and then it would make me seem like I'm really good at the game
Can I, okay, I can. Oh
Whoa
This reminds me of a crash team racing
Level damn it
Fuck! *Then it would make me seem like I'm really good at the game.
Good design though, it shows you that you can walk in the water here sets you up with the enemies
in a controlled environment and then it shows you that the water changes I
Like that
um
but I
Would love if they remastered Crash Team Racing. I would love to play that game again. I mean I could play it anyway
But I want to play like a remastered version of a-- with updated controls and everything
That'll be so fun. I loved that game
my my
childhood best friend at the time
Any of you who've come to the live shows knows the friend that i'm talking about?
Shit, he he used to be really good at crash team racing
Well, he owned it. I've
Never owned the game myself
So because he owned and he was he was much better and he knew all the shortcuts he knew were to go
He well, obviously it's a straight path, but he knew like how to get the boost and all that stuff to work really. Well. I
mean, maybe I just sucked at it as a kid and
He was like my hero at that game
He was always better at these types of games than I was
And I always admired him for that actually
Childhood me would never admit it
But he was he was much better at a lot of things than I was when I was growing up
He was much smarter than I was he was better at math
Which I was always very envious of he just really enjoyed it. Whereas I just couldn't understand it
dammit
So he was he was better at a lot of things than I was but back then my childhood ego wouldn't let me admit that
It's nice to be in adults now being almost 30 years old and to not have any hang-ups on that kind of shit anymore
Just let it all fall by the wayside people always say that like, what's it like to be almost 30 Jack? It's fucking awesome
You don't have to care what other people think anymore. I know who I am. I don't need to try and impress people anymore Oh
ooh Grabby section, I
Didn't know that these are in crash 2
They're crash 1 or crash 3. crash 1
that's not crash 1 at all
Oh
Oh, oh, but I didn't know the radius. Oh my God. Look how cool this section looks
well pan the camera down show off your work
It's so cool
Good job developers. Oh god. Oh my god
You guys are freaky looking and I do not like that that was that was weird
I got all the boxes. I
Got all the boxes. I wasn't even trying to get all the boxes and I still got all the boxes. I'm even greater than i tough i was
Self five
Cough it up crash cough it up. Where's the gym gonna be?
Because wasn't there to branching paths through that. Ah he's doing the dance
Wait for it damn it, I was not up-to-date. I didn't know how to do that. Oh
da fuc-
My god, you can play his cocoa again in this one as well
She came into me like a it crashed three portal that's cool. Alright, we're gonna free the Komodo brothers. Sorry Coco
I'm going go with my boy
crash bang wallop on this one crash band Crush
I Remember you you remember you remind me of the dingo dial boss fight
Well the dingo dog came after this, huh, I guess dingo that reminds me of you
You just throw knives around right? I
Don't know how to attack you ah
There we go, okay, I got it ah
Bring it on big boys. Oh
I can't do it again. this is sort of mean reminds me a dingo dile when he fires up all the
The fireballs at you
Okay now spin out spin out. Oh
Nice Komodo bros more Like you guys suck get a different name
Watch crash is just gonna strut his stuff
Do you gonna you gonna, Oh God! they're getting close. You guys gonna settle for that crash just strutting his way around you
My god, now you're throwing Knives as well? just keep moving crash forward momentum
whoa, Suck it
haha
That's my boy
See you later guys, they're dead now
don't know who's actually gonna tell their parents but um,
It's not gonna be me God is it though that's even worse
Did you dye your eyebrows
Dude I know it's hard when your hair goes away and you go bald especially with a head like that but dyeing your eyebrows
Reddish purplish pinkish. It's not the right idea. Okay, or am I? No, sorry. Bye
heh. Your my sworn enemy and i-
hello
Hello is this thing on. Well okay I'm giong to leave this episode of crash bandacrush 2
Right here. we're in the watery leave right now
um what was the theme of the first area? second one was snow. This one is water
ohh is the last one gonna be fire?
That will be pretty dope. anyway. Thank you guys so much for watching this episode. and if you liked it
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IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!!
crash do'n yo yo tricks, but he's nervous and embarrassed so he doesn't show them to us that was stupid.