LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LAST NIGHT WAS NIGHT THREE OF THE
REPUBLICAN CONVENTION.
AND IF YOU THOUGHT THE FIRST TWO NIGHTS WERE EXCITING, THEN YOU
REALLY NEED TO GET OUT MORE.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: BUT SERIOUSLY, A LOT OF WEIRD STUFF HAPPENED LAST
NIGHT.
STARTING WITH THE ODD GESTURE RIGHT WING TALK SHOW HOST LAURA
INGRAHAM GAVE DURING HER SPEECH.
PEOPLE ON TWITTER WERE SAYING IT LOOKED KIND OF LIKE A NAZI
SALUTE, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU BE THE JUDGE.
>> GOD BLESS YOU AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
I MEAN SHE TRIED TO PLAY IT OFF AS A WAVE, LIKE IF YOU LOOK
SLOSLY YOU COULD ALMOST SEE THE EXACT MOMENT WHERE SHE REALIZES
SHE'S LIKE, THIS IS GOING TO BE ON YOUTUBE, ISN'T IT DIDN'T DO
THAT, JUST WAVING, JUST WAVING.
GOING LIKE.
THIS NOW LOOKINGS I DON'T ACTUALLY THINK THAT LAURA
INGRAHAM WAS GIVING A NAZI SALUTE BUT IT WAS A LITTLE
SUSPICIOUS.
SO SHE STARTED HER SPEECH WITH CAN I GET A HEIL YEAH!
BUT THE BIG STORY, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
DID YOU HEAR THAT, LIKE THREE SECONDS AFTER-- EVERYONE ELSE.
>> I'M HAVING A PROBLEM.
>> OR DID YOU JUST GET IT.
YOU'RE LIKE-- BUT THE BIG STORY OF LAST NIGHT WAS THAT TEXAS
SENATOR TED CRUZ WHO DESPITE BEING INVITED BY DONALD TRUMP
REFUSED TO ENDORSE HIM IN HIS SPEECH.
AND THIS PROMPTED THE AUDIENCE TO BOO HIM.
I WILL SAY TED CRUZ WAS COMPLETELY UNPHASED BY THE
BOOING.
I THINK IT WAS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING CRUUU
ZE, HE'S LIKE THANK GUYS, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS WHY WOULDN'T TED CRUZ ENDORSE DONALD
TRUMP.
I THINK IT'S DISGRACEFUL.
ONCE YOU HAVE LOST THE NOMINATION, IT'S TIME TO GET
BEHIND YOUR PARTY, BE A TEAM PLAYER, TED CRUZ.
WHAT DID DONALD TRUMP DO TO YOU THAT HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOUR
ENDORSEMENT.
>> THIS GUY TED CRUZ IS THE SINGLE BUSINESSEST LIAR I EVER
EVER DEALT WITH IN MY LIFE.
>> HE'S A NASTY GUY, NOBODY LIKES HIM, NOBODY IN CONGRESS
LIKES HIM, NOBODY LIKES HIM ANYWHERE.
>> HIS FATHER WAS WITH LEE HARVEY OSWALD PRIOR TO OSWALD
BEING SHOT.
>> NASTY GUY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID, SHE SAID HE WAS [BLEEP], THAT'S
WHAT.
>> YOU HAVE LYING TED CRUZ.
I CALL HIM, I NICKNAMED HIM LIEINING.
>> James: OKAY, SO I GET CRUZ MIGHT HAVE TWO OR THREE OR 37
REASONS NOT TO ENDORSE TRUMP.
NOW TRADITIONALLY THE THIRD NIGHT OF THE CONVENTION IS
SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT THE VP PICK.
AND EVERYONE WAS SAYING THAT THE TED CRUZ FIASCO OVERSHADOWED
TRUMP'S VP MIKE PENCE.
BUT I DON'T KNOW.
IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO OVERSHADOW A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE
THIS?
I MEAN IT'S LIKE IF DRY WALL HAD SEX WITH A BOWL OF OATMEAL.
LIKE EVEN TRUMP DOESN'T SEEM TO LIKE HIM THAT MUCH.
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT AWKWARD MOMENT BETWEEN THEM AT THE END
OF PENCE'S SPEECH.
>> INDIANA GOVERNOR MIKE PENCE, DONALD TRUMP, COMING OUT ON THE
STAGE.
IT'S HIS THIRD APPEARANCE.
>> THEY GREETED EACH OTHER THE WAY YOU GREET YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S
MUM THE FIRST TIME.
YOU'RE LIKE ARE WE GOING TO-- DO WE-- WE JUST KISS ON THE LIPS.
JUST KISS ON THE LIPS.
NOW I REALLY LIKE TRURCH AND PENCE'S CHEMISTRY.
LIKE YOU CAN TELL THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE ALL THE
WAY BACK ON JULY 18th OF 2016.
YOU KNOW?
BUT TRUTHFULLY TED CRUZ'S SHENANIGANS AT THE CONVENTION
REALLY ROBBED PENCE OF HIS MOMENT IN THE SPOTLIGHT SO WE
HERE AT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WANT TO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM.
SO WE COMPILED ALL OF HIS GREATEST MOMENTS TO GIVE YOU AN
INTRODUCTION TO MIKE PENCE, THE REPUBLICAN VICE PRESIDENT
NOMINEE, WHO REALLY IS HE.
>> FINALLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, WE'VE COLLECTED ALL OF
INDIANA GOVERNOR MIKE PENCE'S GREATEST MOMENTS IN ONE
EXPLOSIVE COLLECTION.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL PENCE, MOMENTS LIKE HE SPEAKS FROM HIS
HEART.
AND-- WELL, I SPEAK FROM MY HEART AND MY BRAIN, JUST SO WE
UNDERSTAND.
>> AND THAT'S IT.
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