-Oh.
Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so fat, [FART NOISE] her farts cause global warming.
[FART NOISE]
I'm sexy and I know it.
Oh.
Ugh!
I work out!
Yo mama's so stupid.
When she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.
Oh come on.
Not next to the beef jerky.
Yo mama's so short.
-When she smokes weed--
--she can't even get high.
Come on.
Pass that shit over here.
Stop bogarting the joint.
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture.
Oh, shit.
I found him!
I'm going to be a frickin' millionaire!
Yo mama's so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man busted
through her wall, he said, oh, no.
No.
[FART NOISE]
Yo mama's so frickin' fat, her splash attack does damage.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
-You're despicable.
-[SCREAMING]
-Yo mama's so hairy, she gots afros on her nips.
-Can you dig it?
-How disgusting!
Yo mama's so fat, she got arrested
for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
-Just get in the freakin' car!
-Your mama's so stupid, she thought
fruit punch was a gay boxer.
-Did somebody say K. O.?
[LAUGH]
-K. O.!
-Yo mama's so old, when I told her to act her age,
she freakin' died.
Smells like decomposition.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she gave birth to you,
you got carpet burn, bro!
Yo mama's so ugly, the Forever Alone guy
denied her friend request.
[LAUGH] Fuck no!
Yo mama's so fat, Stephen Hawking
based his black hole theory on her asshole.
Damnit, Hawking!
-No.
-[BELCH]
Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
yeah!
And the fat one brought cereal.
Yo mama's so short, she hangglides on a burrito!
Yo mama's so hairy, she stars in Donkey Kong games.
God damn those fucking bees!
All those bees!
Fuck!
What's up, assholes.
Brody here.
New jokes are coming soon, so sit tight.
Are some of my pals are going to be joining me-- eh?
It's going to be like, bro-dad and-- I don't know.
Get some!