>> Trump and his goons couldn't help but embarrass themselves all throughout the weekend.
I mean, it was the gift that just kept on giving, which is probably the first time I've
thought of Donald Trump and his goons that way.
Now, Trump's personal attorney Rudy Giuliani held a press conference about alleged voter
fraud at The Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philly.
>> So this story is incredible.
There was apparently a huge miscommunication, Rudy Giuliani is incompetent, and awful.
And so on Saturday morning, Donald Trump announced via Twitter that there would be a big press
conference at The Four Seasons in Philadelphia.
He then changed the statement, clarifying that the event would be at Four Seasons Total
Landscaping on the gritty outer edges of the city, not the plush downtown hotel many had
assumed.
And so Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a Philadelphia groundskeeping company situated between a
crematorium and a sex shop.
Where on Saturday Rudy Giuliani somehow held a press conference about baseless claims of
voter fraud, has swiftly sought to cash in on its newfound fame, selling merchandise
that has all sorts of Trump inspired puns.
And we'll get to that in just a minute, but I first need to show you a video of what the
scene looked like as Rudy Giuliani held this ridiculous press conference.
>> Because they don't decide the election, the call for Joe Biden, who was it called
by?
>> All the networks.
>> All, my goodness, all the networks, wow.
All the networks.
We have to forget about the law.
Judges don't count.
All the networks, all the networks.
All the networks thought Biden was gonna win by 10%, gee what happened?
>> So it's still unclear what happened, but clearly Rudy Giuliani decided to book the
wrong place to do this press conference, and Trump embarrassed himself by tweeting Four
Seasons Philadelphia.
Later Four Seasons had to issue a tweet indicating that there would be no Trump related event
at their fine establishment.
They said, to clarify, President Trump's press conference will not be held at The Four Seasons
Hotel Philadelphia, it will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, no relation with
the hotel.
And it keeps getting better and better.
Just to give you an idea of the kinds of merchandise Four Seasons Total Landscaping is now selling.
They have Make America Rake Again, read one sticker on sale on the company website on
Monday.
It also featured the phrase Lawn and Order.
>> That's funny.
>> The stickers were selling for 5$ each.
>> Okay, Lawn and Order is almost as good as our you're fired shirt on shoptyt.com..
So, all right, first of all, there's nothing wrong with holding a press conference in front
of a landscaping place, right, if that's where you're doing the vote counting, etc.
But in this case it was an obvious mistake, and I guess they couldn't get permission from
the actual Four Seasons.
But what's amusing about the Trump people is their insistence that they meant it.
They're like, weren't you supposed to be at the hotel?
And he's like nope, always meant to do it next to Fantasy Island.
The plane, the plane, but the Fantasy Island is what the sex shop is called.
>> There it is, Fantasy Island, which doesn't really look like much of a fantasy, I'll be
honest with you.
It looks pretty similar to the crematorium across the street.
Okay, so I loved their pretending that it wasn't a mistake, let alone the next guy that
they brought up, Ana.
>> They brought on some poll watchers who allegedly witnessed some fraud happening at
the polls.
One of those people is a registered sex offender and his name is Darryl Brooks.
Brooks was incarcerated in the 1990s on charges of sexual assault, lewdness and endangering
the welfare of a minor for exposing himself to two girls ages 7 and 11.
>> Q-Anon.
>> He was imprisoned for, my God, I can't believe I didn't think about that.
But yeah, I mean, it's just amazing how Q-Anon is so overwhelmingly supportive of Donald
Trump.
They think Donald Trump is the Savior who's gonna actually do something about child sex
trafficking.
And then, at the same time you have this, I mean, you have so many different sketchy
individuals associated with the Trump campaign.
But then you have this specific example of Darrell Brooks, who is a registered sex offender,
served more than three years in prison as a result of what he did.
He denies it, he thinks that it was all a setup.
>> Of course.
>> But regardless, he was convicted of these charges and served time in prison as a result
of that.
But no, we should listen to what he has to say about voter fraud, I'm sure he's a credible
source.
>> So let's get a load of all the different ironies involved in that.
So he's the first guy they brought to the podium after Giuliani.
They're like, well, our expert Brooks here, and then people in New Jersey were like, wait,
is that the same guy, my God, that's the same guy.
Because he always runs for office in New Jersey and he never wins, he's like a clown.
He keeps switching back and forth.
He ran as a Libertarian candidate once, then as a Green Party candidate.
Why, I don't know, he's trying different things.
He's A/B testing elections.
Then in 2020, he's theoretically working for Donald Trump.
In 2016, he was working for Hillary Clinton.
He's just a Looney Toon guy, but they didn't vet any of that, they didn't check his record
at all.
It's not that they hired him, you can make a mistake as you're hurrying in elections
and you hire the wrong guy.
He's got a conviction from a long time ago or is a cuckoo, whatever.
No, you brought him to the podium.
The first guy to speak at the conference with all of the media, with everybody watching
you.
All right, now, look here, we're gonna show you evidence of voter fraud.
And here's our good friend Brooks to tell us.
He's a what?
My God, no homework, no preparation, nothing but incompetence.
I'm surprised they didn't say that the polls were wrong at Fantasy Island, that the strippers
were having problems with the poles.
No, the other polls, the other polls.
Anyway, I don't know that Fantasy Island has strippers, but it didn't look like it could
muster that up.
But the last irony is the thing I blurted out as Ana was talking.
The guys who are like, Q-Anon, I mean, there are child molesters in the Democratic Party,
it's outrageous.
Let's bring on our own child molester to talk about it.
They're unreal.