As you all know,
some giant butthole keeps logging onto Warcraft
and killing all our characters.
That son of a bitch!
That's it. Screw this game!
You've been on your computer all weekend.
Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
I am socializing.
I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world,
and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.
Clyde? Clyde!
( through headphones ) Clyde! Clyde, you asshole!
Whoever this person is,
he has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day
for the past year and a half.
We are dealing with someone here who...
has absolutely no life.
We've learned that the four of us can't fight him alone.
But...if we all logged in together,
we might have a chance.
Mom? Bathroom!
Oohh, that's a big boy, isn't he?
Fellas! Do you like getting kisses?
'Cause I know a girl who will give you a great kiss
for just five dollars!
She'll kiss anybody?
Sure, Scott!
Even if you got diabetes!
Bebe, yo...
What?
Bitch, you wanna make some motherfuckin' money?
We've got rumors coming in of a possible
prostitution company starting up in South Park.
WHAT?!
And that's... three thousand dollars today for Charise.
Did I do good, daddy?
Really great work, bitch!
That is another... sunshine sticker for you.
We need an undercover cop disguised as a prostitute,
so we can arrest any citizens looking for cheap thrills.
That was great.
Yeah, you really worked it, daddy.
( police sirens )
FREEZE!
We heard a rumor that you might have a little girlfriend?
Sally Darson?
Aw hell Dad, I got lots of girlfriends.
Sally's just my bottom bitch.
Do you know what I am saying?
Marry me, Yolanda?
Keshawn!
( chuckles )
( sobbing )
Thanks, pimp.
You done changed the game. That's what you did.
What's happened to you?
What happened is that I became a man.
Do you know what I am saying?
AAAHHH!
You're cutting Colonel's gravy with Boston Market
to try and save yourself some fucking money!
I'll take back the gravy.
LIKE ANYBODY WANTS KFC WITHOUT GRAVY!!
( grunting )
( laughing )
Dude, that was sweet!
( grunting )
Just remember...
don't fuck me, Eric.
( grunts )
Look, I'm starting to feel kind of stupid.
Can I please get high?
Sharon, you got a scrotum coat?
Yup.
Lucky.
( singing ) Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-da-da-da...
( singing ) Heddy-heddy-heddy, how's it going, guys?
What the hell are you so happy about, fat ass?
It seems that I'm the first one of us to reach manhood afterall.
What the hell are you talking about?
Well because unlike you guys,
I just got my first pubes.
( singing ) Yatta-da-da, yatta-da-da-dee!
One please.
That'll be 6 dollars.
Okay. And how much is that in pubes?
We don't take pubes.
Come on. Good pony.
That's it.
Now bite it off!
BITE OFF THE WEINER! GOOD PONY!
Aaahhh, no pony. He'll like that.
( screaming )
My mom and dad are dead!
You know, everyone has problems.
Doesn't mean you have to be a little cry baby about it.
Come on guys, let's go.
This kid is totally not cool.
Dude, I think it might be best for us
to never piss Cartman off again.
Good call.
YES!!!
Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
Yuppitibut, that's all, folks!