- I'm feeling ready to do this
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- Crazy challenges and insane experiments.
Yep today we are reacting to Houston Jones.
You probably know this wildly popular
YouTuber and bodybuilder.
I think it's time that I throw my two cents into the ring
and react to injuries, medical situations
and other crazy stuff.
But before we get into it, please know that this guy
is a total professional.
Do not attempt to recreate any of these painful stunts.
All right?
Let's dive right in.
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- Body builder versus a thousand paint balls.
(cheering)
- What?
- See them, see them out there I'm not scared
I have no fear.
(laughs)
- That is a ton of people.
Smart, smart eye protection.
I hope he's wearing a cup.
If he takes one of these paint balls right
through his testicle, it's gonna hurt a lot.
It could actually cause like bad hematomas.
You can even rupture the scrotum itself,
potentially a lot of bruising,
breaking the skin itself.
Cause some bleeding
Ooh
(paint balls firing)
- Oh he's contracting his muscles.
People who get bad car accidents.
If you contract your muscles
it actually ends up being worse.
Versus if you're over relaxed.
So same idea here.
Is it worse to take a paint ball
when you're contracted versus when you're relaxed?
What does it actually do to the tissue?
Oh ow top of the head.
(cheering)
Wow I bet he was probably losing air
just from getting hit in the abdomen.
And that's why he bent forward.
When you actually develop hematoma or contusion
you're actually getting blood underneath the tissue
and there's not a lot of place to swell
underneath your scalp.
So it's painful.
- So it's been three days.
And I'm happy to say, you know,
I don't think I looked that bad.
- Oh my gosh.
Oh man.
- It's like not even a big deal.
- I don't know,
it's not so bad. - Some minor bruising.
- Some bruising.
- Maybe okay. You know, very mild.
- So the bruising is hot blood vessels
underneath the tissue.
But your body's gonna reabsorb it over a couple days.
It's gonna go from like black and blue, purple,
to green, to yellow, and then dissipate.
The pain might go away before then.
But the color changes will take a little bit longer.
- I mean, hardly it's hardly that noticeable.
(laughs) I guess it could be worse.
My head is really lumpy. - Yeah.
- I did get shot quite a few times in the head.
I think I might, I think I might have concussion.
- Oh my gosh.
Will that have that amount of force
cause somebody to have a concussion?
Unlikely. Typically concussions are
from a different type of blunt force injury.
He wasn't wearing a helmet.
He was just wearing a paintball face shield.
- I will demonstrate my immense strength
by dead lifting 400 pounds for as many reps as possible.
Then I'll eat as many gummy bears as I can.
And then try to match my earlier dead lifting performance.
While under the effects of the laxatives.
- He's talking about gummy bears as a laxative,
there was at one point sugar free gummy bears were actually
causing people to have explosive diarrhea.
Normal gummy bears typically are not laxatives,
but if you you do go over the limit,
it could cause some issues with your GI tract,
even if they're sugar free.
- So if I can successfully power lift
after eating these gummy bears,
it'll prove without a doubt
that I have the world's strongest stomach
and the world's best butt hole control.
- That's nice, butt hole control that has to do
with your sphincter, their muscles to stay tight.
So you don't just poop everywhere.
When you go to the bathroom and you have poop
or even when you pee your body actually relaxes the muscle.
- I finished the whole bag, all five pounds.
There's like 75 surface.
Gummies in here. - Oh my gosh.
- Delicious
- Five pounds.
What? He's gonna literally burping up pieces of gummy bears.
- We're gonna speed this up all right.
Here's it. - Okay all right.
- Houston Jones approved tip.
It's gonna be a nice smoothie.
We need energy when we're eating okay?
So sugar-free red bull, no sugar in everything.
Okay. hat's the,
the big selling point - Aw so.
- You know, we don't want those useless sugar calories.
- Oh my gosh.
- Delicious. Oh no.
He is using a funnel with a red bull gummy bear shake.
Oh gosh.
It's got carbonation in it.
It's gonna be so uncomfortable.
- It's been about an hour,
little under an hour or so
but I'm feeling ready to do this.
You might wondering "Houston (laughing)
why are you duct taping your diaper on"?
Well, you see. - Yeah. Yeah.
- I'm not just thinking - Just in case.
- I am gonna poop, but in case I do
- When you lift heavy you actually increase
intro abdominal pressure when you contract.
Sometimes people push a little too hard.
They have a prolapsed rectum.
That means your (beep) comes out.
Guess who has to put those back in this guy?
There we go, Houston.
Nice. It looks like he's wearing a wrestling belt
but he is actually wearing a lifting belt
which is basically supporting his back
and making him aware of his form.
Good work.
(grunting)
- I'll go
- No way.
- Do you know what a shart is?
It's a (beep) fart.
Eh, you know, you're like, oh, let me pass a little gas.
Let me get it out.
And all of a sudden it's like it burns,
you know, something bad happened.
- (laughing) Okay.
- Turn off the camera.
- Houston we have a problem.
- Into today's episode of Bro Labs
I'm on a mission to find how bad
of an injury a laser pointer can cause.
And to find out if they can be used
in the self defense situation.
- Don't know exactly which lasers they're using.
You can actually use the different spectrums
for different treatments, even like tattoo removals
different spectrum has different effects.
And so you just gotta be careful and be aware
of what laser you're actually using.
(screams)
Ow.
- It's a sperm.
- It's a sperm
It definitely does look like a little sperm.
laser pointer injuries.
You all see it on the warning.
Like don't shine this in somebody's eye.
You can cause issues related to your cornea
even to the retina in the back.
Cause we have laser pointers
for cats to like run around and play with,
but don't shine. 'em in their eyes.
(grunting)
- [Houston] This is a penis.
(laughter)
- Scar only means to hydrate the tissue,
try to bring some vitamins to the tissue
and try to help reduce the scar.
But the biggest thing for any wounds
is keeping the tissue hydrated with an ointment.
The tissue will stay hydrated
and you do need to do it like multiple times a day.
- So it's been three days,
and it's time to check in on the damage.
Check out my hand, look at that thing.
- Yes.
- It's gotta be at least a second degree burn.
As you can see, the skin is peeling.
- Yeah burns are cut through.
So you have first degree, second degree, third degree.
And you have fourth degree burn.
The only time you definitely have to worry
about the maintenance.
So to speak of the scar is a typical burn
where the skin's burned together.
And then you actually have like a "ropey" skin.
So there are surgeons out there that do specific techniques
to actually release those.
And you hydrate those tissues up
and actually do a lot of stretching too.
- Hot sauce in underwear while jogging
not only will it prove that I have the world's best cardio
it'll also prove that my genitals and my leather Cheerio
(laughs)
AKA my butt hole is invincible to all fire base attacks.
- Hot sauce is in the same typical of the family.
Cayenne pepper, putting cayenne pepper
on your skin actually causes a first degree burn.
I wouldn't advise this
as a physician because it's gonna hurt.
- We're gonna soak two pairs of white underwear
in the hot sauce after soaking for around five minutes.
I, Houston Jones, AKA the world strongest man
will strip naked put on
both pairs of underwear (laughs)
And then immediately begin running the mile.
I will also have to drink a shot
of hot sauce for every minute I am running.
- No. So he's gonna get indigestion with this.
It's gonna cause some burning in his esophagus
but he also might be tolerant when you're running.
You're actually jostling
around all the liquids in your body.
The sphincters could potentially relax
that potentially could cause a little bit of burning reflux.
- Go faster what that got hot sauce in my eye.
- Oh that's horrible.
Hot sauce in the eye.
It's just like getting pepper sprayed
by somebody that stuff hurts to get it outta the eye.
Don't use water.
People use milk but actually baby shampoo
is actually your best bet.
- [Man Recording] You look nasty, man.
- Oh my God it's so bad.
He's like drooling.
- [Man Recording] Oh man, you are getting gross.
- Oh he wants to vomit.
Oh, there it is using milk.
So it's nice and cold and binds to it.
But next time, any hot sauce issues, baby shampoo.
- Check this out.
- [Man Recording] You're just pouring milk down your butt.
- Yeah straight down my crack.
- So the butt hole is because the tissue is just thin
and there's the mucosal layer just on the inside.
The tissue is not made to see the outside world.
So it's very sensitive.
- So up first we got a decorative spiked flail.
It's really not meant to hit things
but we're gonna see what it can do on one of my legs.
And then on the other leg.
- Oh my gosh. We'll use the real bad boy
- One thing. - Oh my gosh.
Look at his poor legs.
- Safety first, all the time.
- Safety he's a professional.
Those prongs are probably
two to three centimeters in length.
It's gonna rip through the skin and go into the muscle.
It looks rusty.
You don't wanna get tetanus.
We don't have it very much in the United States
because of the vaccinations that we have.
- 25% power
(yelling)
- All right, hold on
- Oh man when you actually come to the ED
with a puncture wound if we close that hole up,
then we're locking in bacteria.
So we're gonna do our best to wash it out.
Man that was a hard one, oh!
It's causing a lot of injuries.
He's gonna have bruising.
He's gonna have some marks and some scarring.
I hope he has a physician on staff there that can help him
or he has a doctor that he can go to
because that potentially could get infected.
I really enjoy this, this is funny.
I definitely wanna check out more of Houston Jones' videos.
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