(Rhythmic drumming)
- Hey.
Hey man you want a coffee?
- Yeah, yeah coffee.
- [Men] Five. 459. 458
Five. 459. 458.
Five.
- (scoffs)
- Five. 459.
- Alright what's going on here guys?
Oh!
- (Unison) Five minute rule.
If you leave the line for more than five minutes
you lose your place - Position
Place, shit!
- You suck.
- That's ridiculous guys,
you guys don't make the rules.
- Actually those are the accepted line rules.
- When was the last time you were in a line?
- 1996.
- (Scoffs) Things are a little more hardcore these days.
- Yeah.
- Fine.
- (Unison) Five. 459. 458. 457. 456. 455. 454.
- Five minute rule?
These guys are serious.
- Did you hear them whispering last night?
They referred to us as the humans.
- What?
- Maybe we're too old for this.
- Hey this is gonna be great we're not too old.
- That's easy for you to say okay?
I have a job and a child.
I used three year's vacation for this.
You have no job, you have nowhere to be
and your girlfriend actually supports this.
- Erin!
- Hey, how's it going?
- [Josh] Great, who's this?
- 'Sup.
- We need to talk.
- Uh okay.
- Not here.
- Okay.
- Hey you know I've got a step brother.
- How come I've never met him?
- He's dead.
- I'm sorry man.
- Nah it's okay he's a dick.
- Oh well that's good then, right?
- Dude he's still my step brother.
- (Softly) Okay.
- Erin I feel like this is coming out of nowhere!
- I haven't slept at the apartment in two weeks.
- You said you were staying with a college friend.
- Guilty.
- Does he have to be here for all of this?
- Josh this is hard for me, okay?
I mean we were together for a long time.
- Just give me one
real quick.
- [Men] Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two.
(breathing heavily)
- How's it going over there?
- Not good.
You guys are dicks.
- (Unison) Five. 459. 458
- Okay so where were we.
- Here's your sack of junk.
- Okay it's not junk it's memorabilia.
What do you want me to do about the rest of my stuff?
- It's already here.
- Enjoy your chair nerds.
- Man this stuff is amazing.
How much is this worth?
- I had it appraised.
Almost 80 dollars.
- It's an incredible collection sir.
So I guess you're homeless.
- I am, I am a homeless person.
But first on line though.
- Not too bad.
- Nine more days.
Nine more days.
- Nine more days.
(Rock music)