Now we're getting ready for this trip at home, and Jase has come to me and said, ‘Simon,
I've been given an off-road caravan and off-road camper.’
And he says, ‘Which one do you want to tow?’
I said, ‘Well, mate, does the caravan have a cappuccino machine in it?’
And he says, ‘Yeah.’
And I said, ‘Well, does the camper trailer have one in it?’
‘Nope.’
I'm thinking well, I've never towed a caravan before.
And hey, it's got a cappuccino machine in it.
I'll tow the caravan!
I think he's going to live to regret that decision. Ha!
Simon, you there, mate?
Is that radio working?
Simon!
Yeah, sorry, mate. Just checking my tyres.
Oh couldn't you hear me?
I was just out checking me tyres, mate. All good.
I'll catch up.
All right, mate. We're burning daylight, hey?
Are your tyres all right?
Yeah, all good.
The old Strzelecki track. Strzelecki? Strzeleski.
Strzeleski? I'm having so much trouble with the name of this track!
Strzelecki track.
I've had enough of old Strzelef-- this track.
I'm stopping for coffee. Ahh!
Coffee time.
Simon, you on channel?
Simon.
Simon!
Ah, it doesn't get any better than that.
I am loving my mobile coffee shop.
Simon!
Simon.
Hey, buddy. All good.
Where were you?
I just saw this really interesting tree so I thought I'd get out and take a picture of it.
What?
Driving down the road I get a feeling that it's coffee time again.
Coffee time for me.
Ahh, you gotta love it.
That time of day.
Simon, you on channel?
You there, mate?
Ooo, smells good.
Simon.
Simon!
You there, mate? Simon, Simon.
I know how to fix him.
We'll never get anywhere at this rate.
That bloody cappuccino machine.
I knew I shouldn't have put it in.
Oh yeah.
Epic.
What the hell's he doing?
All is good in my world now.
Turn that off.
Oh that's damn good.
Do it steady so he doesn't know.
A fly's got inside my caravan.
What the hell?
Yee-haw!
You can't give me a coffee machine and take it away.
Stole my friggin' van.
You cheeky bugger.
No more coffees for you!
No!
Jase, Jase, Jase, come back!