LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.
ACTUALLY YOU KNOW PRESIDENT TRUMP IS COMING UNDER INTENSE
TREASURE PRESSURE AS THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY CONTINUES TO
RAMP UP AND THE NEWS FOR HIM SEEM TO BE GETSING WORSE.
BUS ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL 62% OF AMERICANS NOW SUPPORT
REMOVING THE PRESIDENT FROM OFFICE-- 52%.
52%.
SO ROUGHLY THE SAME NUMBER OF AMERICANS WHO VOTED FOR SOMEONE
ELSE TO BE THE PRESIDENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
(LAUGHTER) AMAZING.
THE PUBLIC SUPPORT FOR IMPEACHMENT IS AT ANLL-TIME
HIGH.
NOW IF ONLY, IF ONLY THERE HAD BEEN SOME SORT OF SIGN THAT
TRUMP'S RELATIONSHIP ALWAYS END IN A BITTER DIVORCE.
NOW CONGRESS IS STARTING TO AK ON THESEALLS FOR IMPEACHMENT.
nd AT LEAST FOUR WITNESSES ARE EXPECTED TO TESTIFY BEFORE
HOUSE COMMITTEES THIS WEEK.
THIS IS LIKE C-SPAN'S VERSION OF SHARK WEEK.
TOMORROW BILL TAYLOR, THE ACTING U.S. AMBASSADOR TO UKRAINE WILL
TESTIFY.
HERE'S AMBASSADOR TAYLOR HERE.
I'M PRETTY SURE-- I'M PRETTY SURE HIS TESTIMONY WILL JUST BE
HIM SCOLDING YOU FOR NOT FINISHING YOUR SOCIAL STUDIES
HOMEWORK.
NOW HE IS THE ACTING AMBASSADOR TO UKRAINE.
AND THEY CALL HIM THAT BECAUSE IF HE WANTS TO KEEP HIS JOB HE'S
GOING TO HAVE TO ACT LIKE TRUMP DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
(LAUGHTER) MEANWHILE, THE PRESSURE SEEMS TO
BE GETTING TO DONALD TRUMP T REALLY DOES.
BECAUSE YESTERDAY HE HAD A BIT OF TROUBLE EVEN REMEMBERING THE
MEMBERS OF HIS OTHER THAN CABINET.
HIS SECRETARY OF DEFENSE IS A MAN NAMED MARK ESPER BUT IN A
TWEET YESTERDAY TRUMP REFERRED TO HIM AS MARK ESPERANTO.
(LAUGHTER) NOW IN TRUMP'S DEFENSE, MARK
ESPERANTO IS A WAY COOLER NAME.
(LAUGHTER) IT IS NOT A SURPRISE THAT TRUMP
GOT CONFUSED.
EVERY PHOTO THAT THEY ARE IN TOGETHER LOOKS LIKE TRUMP IS
STRUGGLING TO REMEMBER HIS NAME.
HEY, BUDDY.
MIKE, STU?
DAVE, DAVE, INSTEAD OF ESPER HE TYPED ESPERANTO.
BUT THINGS GOT EVEN WORSE BECAUSE TRUMP TOOK A SECOND LOOK
AT THE NAME ESPERANTO AND IMMEDIATELY THREATENED TO DE
PORT HIM IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS A BIG REVELATION ABOUT
REPUBLICAN SENATOR MITT ROMNEY CAME OUT YESTERDAY AFTER A
REPORT THAT OUTED HIM, ROMNEY HAD TO ADMIT THAT HE USES A
SECRET TWITTER ACCOUNT UNDER THE NAME, AND I'M NOT MAKE THUPG,
PIERRE DELECTO.
(LAUGHTER) PIERRE DE LECHO.
ALTHOUGH YOU CAN BLAME HIM FOR WANTING A DIFFERENT NAME.
THE GUY'S REA NAME IS MITT.
NOW ROMNEY, MITT ROMNEY DOESN'T DRINK, HE DOESN'T CURSE, HE'S
BEEN MARRIED TO THE SAME WOMAN FOR 50 YEARS.
YOU JUST KNOW THAT PIERRE DELECTO IS ROMNEY'S BAD BOY
ALTER EGO WHO ONLY COMES OUT AFTER HE'S HAD HALF A CAN OF
DIET COKE.
PIERRE DE LECHO.
BY THE WAY, DE LECHO'S IS ALSO MY FAVORITE BRAND OF FROZEN
PIZZA.
(LAUGHTER) HEY, IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S
DELECTO.
THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF BIZARRE BEHAVIOR I WOULD EXPECT
FROM MITT ROMNEY WHO, LET'S NOT FORGET, IS A MAN WHO BLOWS OUT
BIRTHDAY CABBED ELS LIKE THIS, THIS IS REAL.
(APPLAUSE) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PIERRE DELECTO.