What the heck?
Oh my god...
'Sup.
Hey, am I dead? Is this heaven?
Yeah.
Really, what?
No no no, I'm totally kidding.
This is um, an alternate dimension.
I taste more adjacent, you know, because it runs parallel.
There's more of you...
Yeah, but the colloquial term is alternate.
Yeah, but that doesn't correctly describe what's really happening.
Well, I put for ease of understanding.
Wait, who's ease?
Like, for me to understand it, I don't really understand it.
It's not easy for me. Is it easy for you?
What? Yeah, no, what what? No, No. I don't understand any of this.
See? My point exactly.
This is where the missing pieces go.
Oh...
Oh... Haaa!
Oh my gosh, I knew it.
Yeah, we take them, we bring them here.
Is there ever a kind of source of individual pieces, you know
Two pieces from one puzzle here my gosh that makes so much sense
Oh my gosh, that makes so much sense.
What a relief, you know, cuz I thought I was going crazy, but it's nice that there's a reasonable explanation.
Wow..
*Filing nails*
So, I think I think I'll I mean I'll just take my pieces and be on my way then.
What's that?
Oh, can I have my piece?
No, You can't take your piece and leave.
You can leave without your piece or you can stay permanently with your piece.
That's what I did and I never look back.
Right... or I could, uh, take my piece and leave.
That wasn't one of the options.
It's our piece now.
Well it's not your-- No, no-- It's not your piece just because you took it.
It's not all of a sudden yours.
Well you can't have it.
Okay, that's kind of petty.
Can you pay me?
Wow, so necessary.
*Imitating* Well, that's so necessary.
Both of you, really?
Oh what? Are you gonna cry?
*Voices overlapping* She's gonna cry. You're gonna cry.
No, I just want my piece!
Oh, do you hear that? A little baby wants her piece.
*Imitating baby crying*
Yeah, I do! I want my piece because I want to finish my puzzle, dammit.
Why? You got a weird thing for puzzles. You're one of those weird puzzle lovers? You people make me sick.
What?! Ah, Yeah, yes, I do. So much.
Oh, you'd love puzzles so much. Why don't you marry them?
Maybe I will.
Good! Then you live happily ever after with you and your puzzle babies.
Yeah, you're damn right it will be. Two boys and a girl. And then me and my lovely puzzle family will move out to the suburbs and live happily-
-puzzled life ever after and then years will go by and my puzzle kids will grow up and go to college-
-and then me and my puzzle will retire,
we'll sit on the front porch and think about our wonderful lives together,
then he'll probably pass first because he's made of cardboard and you know cardboard's not really meant to last that long-
-and so I'll cremate him and I'll sneak his ashes into a puzzle factory and I'll sprinkle it in all the puzzle boxes-
-so everybody who gets a new puzzle gets to enjoy him!
...Is that the weird powder at the bottom of every puzzle box?
You're damn right it is.
Give me my fucking piece
Give her the piece
Just I'm- just- I'm looking. I'm just looking...
for... Uh...
Fourty-three...
Give her the piece!
Yeah, um...
I.. Uh...
I can't find it.
I know-- I normally have these things. They're all organized. Everything is organized and categorized but I just--
Oh my gosh, you knew the alternate dimension was so incompetent.
Oh I'm sorry, adjacent.
Okay, there's no need to be mean.
Well, why? Is she gonna cry? Are you gonna cry
No, I'm not gonna cry.
I just can't find your piece
Jesus christ, what kind of operation are you running here? Huh?
You should be embarrassed
Well, that was weird.
Oh!
It's right here.
What are you doing over there? Look how you look like an idiot standing there with my dick in my hand you can't find one fucking piece?
Just feel like they let everybody down..