[music playing]
[clamoring]
Howdy, Patrick, SpongeBob.
[both] Hi, Sandy.
What in tarnation is going on with you two?
SpongeBob won't let me play with my toy.
Patrick won't share our toy.
What you need is a mediator.
Y'all best sit down and work this out.
Now, the main problem in an argument is a lack
of communication.
You can only resolve conflict when you understand each other.
So I want each of you to state
what is most important to each of you right now.
Water.
[panting, gasping]
[gasping]
- Phew. - Oh, boy.
Hmm. Mm-hmm. What the?
Sandy, we're back.
[gasping]
I ain't fixed the vortex yet.
How entire tarnation did you get back?
Sandy saved us.
[whistling]
[trying to whistle]
Sandy! Sandy! Open up! Sandy! Sandy!
Sandy, something's gone terribly wrong.
There's no water in...
[birds chirping]
...here.
Of course, there's no water. Nothing but air.
[sniffing] No water?
That ain't a problem, is it? Hi-yah!
Problem? [laughing]
Hi-yah! That's how I like my air.
[gasping]
[coughing]
With no water.
So this is my own private little air bubble.
This air is the driest...
[gasping]
purest...
[gasping]
most airiest air in the whole sea.
Oh, over there's my birdbath.
[chirping]
And that's my oak tree. It provides me with extra air.
[chirping]
This dome is made of the strongest polyurethane.
That's a fancy name for plastic. Ain't that just the bee's knees?
Tell you what, weren't easy getting here, neither.
At first, I-
[chirping]
[panting]
So... thirsty.
It's no use.
We'll never find the rare dessert sandwich.
[gasping] Are them flowers for me?
You even done got me a vase.
Sandy, that- that's not a...
Ain't that perdy?
Sandy, I need wa-
Oh, that's right. You's a sea critter.
Now what was that thing sea critters need?
Um... uh, let's see, sea critters need, um...
- Wa- - Oh, wait.
Don't tell me. I know this one.
- Wa- - A wallet. A watch. Waffles.
Sandy. Water.
Well, why didn't you just say so?
Here ya go. Yep, us squirrels sure is stupid.
- Sandy. - Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Squirrels is dumb.
Sandy. Okay, Sandy, I get it.
Okay, let's do it. One, two, three.
Yahoo!
This is so coral!
[gasping]
Dylan, help! This isn't nautical!
Oh, man, she's beached.
We're gonna be in so much trouble.
Leave her! Let's cheese it!
Let's get out of here!
[grunting] Oh, no!
Pearl, are you alright?!
Oh, Squidward, I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you.
It's okay! Let's just get you outta here.
[grunting]
Okay, okay, just hold on a second!
Hold on? What are you-
[grunting]
[groaning]
[grunting]
Huh?
[screaming]
[screaming] No!
[splashing]
[grunting]
You okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
You know, you're the first sea critter
to ever visit.
I can't imagine why.
Can I get you anything?
Water would be nice.
I'm gonna put these in a vase.
Take your time.
[gasping]
I've gotta get out of here.
[grunting]
[Sandy's voice] I like you, SpongeBob.
We could be tighter than bark on a tree.
[grunting]
[Patrick's voice]
I don't need water. Water's for quitters.
I don't need it. I don't need it.
I don't need it.
Why, these flowers are just beautiful.
They'll live much, much longer
in a vase full of ice... cold water.
So tell me about yourself.
It must be fascinating being a sea critter.
SpongeBob? [dinging]
Oh, there's the cookies.
I don't need it. I don't need it.
I definitely don't need it.
I don't need it. I don't need it.
I need it!
[panting]
No, SpongeBob! No, no, no! Stop! Pinky! Pinky!
I'm a quitter!
[sobbing]
Here I go!
[gasping]
Hey, this isn't so bad.
We can do this. Hey, Patrick, come on up.
The air is fine.
I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with.
Cannonball!
Hey, I lost my trunks. Hi, SpongeBob.
All right, Pat, you made it.
[both] Come on, Mr. Krabs! Up here!
All ashore that's going ashore, Mr. Squidward. Land ho!
[SpongeBob] Looking good, Mr. Krabs.
[Patrick] Yeah, yeah, whoo hoo.
[SpongeBob] Come on, Squidward. You're missing all the dry.
Come on, Squidward!
[all] Squidward! Squidward!
Well, I'll do it, but I won't like it.
[all] Squidward! Squidward! Squid-
What?
[SpongeBob] Well, here we are.
[Squidward] This is pretty easy.
I may keep a second rock up here.
[Mr. Krabs] Once you get your land legs, it's not so bad.
[SpongeBob] We're the masters of land and sea.
Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater.
Do you know Sandy Cheeks?
Three, two, one. Well, tan my fur, they made it.
Better go congratulate 'em.
SpongeBob? Patrick?
Hmm. Where'd those critters get to?
[screaming]
Sandy!
Holy guacamole!
You can't eat my friends, you rats with wings!
Hi-yah!
[fighting]
Uh... thanks for saving us, Sandy.
Sandy's said this collection of rare fragile artifacts
needs to be gently cleaned twice daily.
There we go. Not a speck of dust anywhere.
Wait a minute. Aha!
There we go.
Worm incubator.
Well, looks like everything's fine here.
What the?
Oh!
Sandy said these wouldn't hatch for... weeks.
What is going on? Oh!
- Patrick? - SpongeBob. There you are.
Oh, what a relief.
I thought you were a horrible mutant worm
who was about to soak me with digestive juices
and slowly consume me over a period of weeks.
Ah, no thanks. I had a late breakfast.
Why you wearing that funny thing on your head?
Well, cause we can't breathe
in Sandy's treedome, 'member? It's filled with air.
Oh, yeah. Thanks for reminding me.
I almost for- [gasping]
P-Patrick, help me. I can't b-b-breathe.
Here you go.
[gasping]
Thanks, Patrick. You're a lifesaver.
You can't leave now. You'll blow it.
Air is not good, Patrick. Air is not good.
You're just being shy.
Don't worry, buddy. You're doing fine.
I won't let you blow... this.
[coughing]
What kind of place is this?! There's no water in here.
I tried to tell you.
We gotta get outta here.
You're doing it wrong.
Wait. No. We've got to get out.
Come and get it.
You're all gonna like this... Ah!
There, that ought to do it.
If y'all needed water, you should've asked.
I propose a toast. To new friends.
Hold on a second.
I hope y'all like your tea strong.
Drink up.