- [Dan] What time is it?
- Do I have to do the thing?
Mail time!
(Dan laughs)
- [Mitchell] I'm worried about this box.
'Cause it's like,
- [Dan] Rolly?
- [Mitchell] It's rolly.
And heavy.
I think I remember hearing
the human head is 11 pounds.
We have an 11 pound box
that rolls
(box rattling)
(patting)
- [Dan] How do you know that's how much a head weighs?
- I thought it was, like, everybody knew that.
The human head weighs 11 pounds.
It makes the world go around,
like, it's a saying.
(Dan laughs)
- [Dan] Let's open it up, let's see if we found
Hitler's long lost mummified head.
- [Mitchell] Don't be gross, Dan.
(Dan laughs)
- [Dan] That's a nice looking cutty thingy.
- [Mitchell] What do you call this, Dan?
- [Dan] That is called a Tanto II,
from waterjetkives.com.
Go there if you wanna make your own.
- [Mitchell] Are they the sponsors of today's video?
- [Dan] They are now. (knife clangs)
Yeah, it could still be a head.
- [Mitchell] It very well could be, yeah yeah.
- [Dan] All-small head.
- [Mitchell] Shrunken head?
It appears to be a solid ball of electrical tape.
But there's a note that we, so rudely,
didn't read first.
- [Dan] So it is rude to just go straight for the gift.
- We watch your channel and wanted to see you
either cut in half, or shoot, or both,
this big role of electrical tape our uncle made.
Damon, Brentley and Cambria.
- [Dan] Is this their weird uncle?
- I...I don't know.
Probably.
If there's an uncle making balls of tape
(Dan laughs) I think it's safe to say
that yes, this is the weird uncle.
- [Dan] He's the weird one.
(ball bouncing)
- [Dan] Like, that is hard (laughs).
- That's how you know it's hard,
when you throw it on the ground.
- [Dan] Next step is just to
cut it in half.
- [Mitchell] Wait, what is the hunk of ice
and drinks doing over there, Dan?
- [Dan] (laughs) Um...
This is us working on a different video,
that's not panning out, so...
Ignore this, and maybe you'll see it in the future.
(laughs)
No longer need that.
(thud)
That.
(thud)
That.
(thud)
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- [Mitchell] Oh my gosh.
- [Dan] That looks like solid plastic.
It feels like solid plastic.
(Mitchell laughs) - [Dan] It's like doing
a cut on a bowling ball.
- [Mitchell] You cannot see
individual strands
of tape in there.
- [Dan] See, like little layers?
Rings like a tree, but...
- [Mitchell] So how many... - [Dan] There's zero
air gap in there though.
(hissing sounds)
- [Dan] That is incredible.
- [Mitchell] That's one weird uncle.
Are you that weird uncle in your family, Dan?
- [Dan] I am.
- The Waterjet uncle?
- [Dan] Are you that weird uncle?
- Oh yeah.
Uncle, why did Jack lick this?
(Dan laughs)
- You're gonna have to edit that out.
That sounded too weird.
(Dan laughs)
- [Mitchell] Yeah, I thought maybe you'd see
like, a small ball or something in the middle.
Whereas... - [Dan] Well yeah,
you can't even see, like,
how it started.
Like, how did he start it?
- How many rolls of tape do you think this was?
- [Dan] Lick it.
- 114.
- [Dan] There you go.
Let's make this new trend on YouTube.
You had aluminum foil balls,
you had...I don't know what other trends
there were, having to do with balls.
- Um...
- [Dan] This is the new trend, electrical tape balls.
- We did rubber band ball, that was cool.
- [Dan] Rubber band ball.
(hissing sounds)
- [Dan] Next package.
This one, uh...
- This one we're a little more embarrassed by.
- [Dan] Without showing, uh...
- I won't show the information.
We need to cross this one off.
This was mailed on September 2nd, 2017.
So we've had it for almost two and a half years.
- [Dan] We're cleaning out some space
for remodeling the office.
Which is what Craig's doing up there.
- [Mitchell] It's late 'cause (Dan laughs)
It's made out to
Waterjet Shannel Babes.
(Dan laughs)
It must be us.
(knife slicing)
(paper rustling)
- [Dan] We've got balls.
Hey, I think we've got a theme going on here.
- Cut these cricket balls and lick them, please.
Uncle Sean.
Cricket balls.
This looks like a tennis ball,
it feels like
something heavy.
- [Dan] It's a solid core tennis ball.
Which I assume is for cricket.
- [Mitchell] How do you know it's solid core?
- [Dan] Yeah, well, it just feels solid core.
- [Mitchell] You said it like you knew.
- [Dan] Well, I know in my heart that it is.
- We gotta cut it in half to know, Dan.
(lively electric music)
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- [Mitchell] I'm calling solid core tennis ball.
- [Dan] No, that's the wrong one.
- [Mitchell] Doesn't look like a tennis ball at all, Dan.
- [Dan] Rubbery? - [Mitchell] It's more like
a stress ball.
- [Dan] Solid core tennis?
Oh, it wasn't solid.
- [Mitchell] But closer to than normal.
- [Dan] Is it rubbery?
- [Mitchell] Yeah, it's just a lot thicker.
- [Dan] You know how people put, like,
cut tennis balls on the
legs of their walkers?
- Mm-hm.
- [Dan] That would last, like, 10 years.
- You can walk so far.
(Dan laughs)
- [Dan] That one is solid.
That one was hard like a rock.
- [Mitchell] This one's got like
- [Dan] Whoa! - [Mitchell] trapped up pieces
of children's bouncy balls in here.
- [Dan] That is rock solid,
and that is also what is inside
of three different types of...cricket balls.
The more you know.
That still looks like a tennis ball to me.
- If there's no target on the wall,
then, um...
- [Dan] You can't miss?
- [Mitchell] I can't miss.
Unmissable.
I don't even know if you'll see it
with the white clay on the white wall.
- [Dan] I think we will.
(thud)
- [Dan] Is that where you were going?
- [Mitchell] It is now.
I've actually got about three feet higher
and three feet to the left.
(Dan laughs)
- [Dan] Okay, now you have to try and hit your first one.
(thud)
- [Dan] What the?
(laughs)
- [Mitchell] Was I close?
- [Dan] Was that intentional?
- No.
- [Dan] That had to have been intentional.
(laughs)
- Then yes, it was intentional.
(Dan laughs)
- [Dan] Okay, try again.
Your first one.
(thud)
(Dan laughs)
(thud)
- [Dan] Okay, you're getting warmer.
Each one's getting better.
The last one's gonna, like, hit the ceiling.
(laughs)
(thud)
- [Dan] Ohhh...you digressed.
- One time I made a rubber band ball about this size.
And we cut it in half, and it was actually pretty cool.
One of my favorite videos.
Not a ton of people saw it,
so I was thinking about doing it again.
But maybe you could just go watch it.
We also cut knives.
If you'd like a custom-made knife blank
and make your own knife, like this,
you can buy a knife blank at our store.
(lively electronic music)
Don't point knives to your ass.
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